Izzy: Greetings all you Snores and Scores!
Elsa: All of our viewers are Scores! They are all winners.
Izzy: I wasn’t talking about our viewers… HEY Viewers!! There. I bet you believe in participation trophies too.
Elsa: So you were talking about…
Izzy: I was greeting you and me.
Elsa: I can only guess which one I am.
Izzy: I bet you can.
Elsa: I’m not a boring “snore,” Izzy. I’ve been told that I can be quite titillating.
Izzy: Watch your mouth! This is a family show!
Elsa: How often do you greet yourself? Just wondering…
Elsa: Look at this handsome gent!
Izzy: Is he titillating you?
Elsa: I don’t think you can titillate someone…
Izzy: Then you must have a boring sex life.
Elsa: ANYWAY… I love this collegiate-inspired cardigan sweater. He does look intelligent too, doesn’t he?
Izzy: Yes. And I think the cravat makes him look even more scholarly.
Elsa: I love the mix of colors and the dots and stripes combination.
Izzy: Come to think of it… have you ever met a stupid person wearing a carvat or an ascot?
Elsa: Well, I don’t know a lot “stupid” people… present company excluded.
Izzy: Thank you….. wait…
Izzy: I must say that I love the expressions on the dogs’ faces today. The expressive eyes, head tilts, the tongue out…
Elsa: This is another fine and sophisticated look. I love the bold black and white stripes. And of course, the Chanel logos don’t hurt one little bit.
Izzy: You’d buy a dumpster full of garbage if there was a Chanel logo on it.
Elsa: There wouldn’t be a Chanel logo on a dumpster… because both Chanel and those who appreciate the Chanel brand would not endorse or promote something like that.
Izzy: What if someone painted a graffiti version of the Chanel logo on a dumpster?
Elsa: Then I might consider it…
Izzy: As I thought… But I do agree with you that this look is pretty spectacular. I love the contrasts and the clean lines.
Elsa: With a nice touch of bling!
Izzy: Another hottie…
Elsa: Doesn’t he look sophisticated? Another great sweater and neckwear combination.
Izzy: This one also has a bit of a colligent feel.
Elsa: You’re actually talking about fashion today. That’s so refreshing.
Izzy: Butts. Day-drinking. One-night-stands.
Elsa: Do you feel better now?
Izzy: So much.
Elsa: I like that his tie is a little askew. That is unexpected.
Izzy: And the pattern in his tie does mimic the knit of the sweater, which helps to bring the outfit together.
Elsa: The sleeves and bottom of his sweater are black and white, which also helps to coordinate with the tie.
Izzy: This show has been predominantly about fashion.
Elsa: Well, it is a FASHION show.
Izzy: What is this world coming to…
Elsa: No, this is actually a “Who Wore it Best?” segment featuring Dwight Schrute.
Izzy: I’m not talking about the clothes.
Elsa: Well, we had a good run…
Izzy: I’m talking about the NAME. That ain’t me!
Elsa: How delightful — Another Izzy the Frenchie.
Izzy: Umm…. “delightful.” Would you think it is “delightful” if I started going by “Elsa the Fat Frenchie” or would you think that I was stealing your name?
Elsa: Well, that’s not actually my name. And there are several “Elsa’s” in the world. You do know that there are others named Izzy in the world…. right?
Izzy: Mmmmm hmmm
Elsa: And some of them might actually be Frenchies.
Izzy: Mmmmm Hmmmmm
Elsa: So…. I think you should consider any resemblance to your name as a coincidence or perhaps a compliment.
Izzy: Dwight wins. End of show. Stay fabulous, Fashionistas. Good-bye.
Elsa: Well, that was abrupt. Just because you don’t want someone else to share your name, doesn’t give you the right to end the show early.
Izzy: Fine. They’re both nice. They’re both amazing.
Elsa: I do love Dwight. He’s an icon! And I do love that Izzy…
Izzy: The OTHER Izzy.
Elsa: The OTHER Izzy is wearing similar glasses and giving-off the similar vibe. What a delightful way to end the show.
Elsa: Well, shall we officially end the show then?
Izzy: I’ve already said good-bye. I’m not here.
Elsa (Since Izzy has already said it and is currently sulking): Stay fabulous, Fashionistas.