Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Activists and What-ever-the-opposite-of-Activists Ares!
Elsa: Inactivist?
Izzy: Deactivist? Sit-on-your-butters?
Elsa: I know you have been an advocate for several worthy causes in the past, but what are you ….
Izzy: Activating?
Elsa: You mean advocating?
Izzy: I don’t know.. you’re the one who said it. Or.. didn’t say it.
Elsa: So, this is confusing. Anyway, what is your latest cause?
Izzy: “S”
Elsa: You’re very confused today.
Izzy: I’m confused everyday.
Elsa: Well, that’s true.
Izzy: Cause – s. As in more than one cause. I am advocating for animal rights and as an animal, I am advocating that you move to Siberia and never come back.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CT6-alxLvE0/
Elsa: So it’s less about animal rights and more about… your rights.
Izzy: As an animal… yes.
Elsa: I am also a dog, so I have rights too.
Izzy: Correction. You are a bitch.
Elsa: So, this outfit is pretty great, isn’t it?
Izzy: The mix of patterns is really what makes this look stand-out. Speaking of standing out.. hows abouts you standing outside.
Elsa: It’s too cold out there. Why would I do that?
Izzy: Each journey starts with the first step.
Elsa: I’m not going on a journey… unless you are talking about the journey of life.
Izzy: I was thinking of maybe a longer journey – like to Russia.
Elsa: Well, if I did, I’d want to look like this. This is a very sophisticated look. It’s classy and casual and would be perfect for travel.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CS6rN8VLOkr/
Izzy: So, you’re not saying “no” to leaving the country and never coming back?
Elsa: I never once said that I would leave the country and never come back.
Izzy: Okay. We’ll keep working. Maybe I need to organize a strike or a protest or something.
Elsa: I’m not sure that exilling me would qualify as a social issue.
Izzy: You’d be surprised at the support I’ve already gained.
Elsa: In the meantime, let’s admire this look. All in blue looks great and it’s super simple. But it’s elegant in its simplicity.
Izzy: And I bet it would travel well.
Elsa: Izzy…
Izzy: Well, it would.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTu0BQclJjI/
Izzy: Another striped white and black shirt with a pop of color on top.
Elsa: It’s such a beautiful combination. Neutrals with that little something extra.
Izzy: Those glasses are amazing and that hypnotic stare…. hypnosis… that might work.
Elsa: The hat is subtle in this photo, but I like how it matches the glasses. A nice, clean look.
Izzy: Do me a favor?
Elsa: Of course…
Izzy: Stare mindlessly into Hazel’s eyes.
Elsa: Umm.. okay.
Izzy:
Elsa:
Izzy:
Elsa: Okay?
Izzy: Are you getting sleepy?
Elsa: No. Hungry, but not sleepy.
Izzy: Damn.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVtMI-QJkSl/
Izzy: Bribery. That’s my next great idea.
Elsa: Bribing? Who?
Izzy: YOU. With cupcakes.
Elsa: Bribing me so I’ll do what, exactly?
Izzy: Leave the country and never come back.
Elsa: And you think that cupcakes would be enough payment for that? I don’t think so.
Izzy: Your butt don’t lie and your butt is saying you like cupcakes. A lot.
Elsa: And so you are suggesting that I eat them off of Katy Perry’s breasts?
Izzy: Sure.
Elsa: As much as I love Katy Perry, I’ll pass.
Izzy: I might have to revisit the kidnapping idea.
Elsa: What kidnapping idea?
Izzy: So, which of these two looks is better, hmmmm?
Elsa: Uh-huh. Well, that is a tough call. Of course Katy is the originator of this look which is so creative. But our little canine friend here really brings that sweet innocent vibe.
Izzy: Sans the cupcakes.
Elsa: Even without the cupcakes, Poppi is really… sweet. hahahha
Izzy: Oh… can… can you just leave already!!!
Elsa: Fine, but only until next week.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas.
