Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Pat-Downs and Phone Taps.
Elsa: Uh-oh. Are you in some sort of trouble?
Izzy: WHAaaa? Meee??
Elsa: I mean with the phone taps comment….
Izzy: I am not in any type of legal trouble.
Elsa: The pat down.. well, that’s a typical Friday afternoon in your world.
Izzy: That I am in no legal trouble…… wink, wink.
Elsa: Umm… why are you winking at me?
Izzy: I am NOT – WINK, WINK – in ANY legal trouble…
Elsa: So, you’re in legal trouble.
Izzy: Yes. Shhhhh.. Stupid… They’ll hear you. Respect the code and subtleties of my words, man.
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Elsa: How does this outfit, that has everything going on from mixed patterns and over-the-top accessories… work? Because it looks fantastic.
Izzy: And that could make a great disguise.
Elsa: You need a disguise?
Izzy: Going out on the town outfit. That’s what I meant to say…I get that mixed-up with disguise all the time.
Elsa: Yes.. because one is a sentence and the other is an entirely different sounding word that has no similarity in meaning.
Izzy: Exactly.
Elsa: Well, I happen to love this “disguise” quite a lot. The fun colors, mixed patterns, even the mixed metallics all go together so expertly. While I know that much of this outfit is inspired by Franco Moschino, it could even fit into a Betsey Johnson collection. Both designers have such a fun and colorful aesthetic.
Izzy: AND you know I’m gonna be EXTRA even in my getting out of Dodge outfit.
Elsa: I thought you said it was “going out ON the TOWN outfit.”
Izzy: Umm… ya. That’s what I meant.
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Izzy: And he can go with me… I mean, he already has the shades and knows where to find the ice cream.
Elsa: Popeye looks cool and casual and so chic. I love the easy breezy print that is grounded by a black background.
Izzy: Are you completely ignoring the ice cream?
Elsa: I mean, it isn’t really a part of fashion.
Izzy: So all those times I’ve dropped chocolate on my shirt, you didn’t think it was a chic accessory.
Elsa: Umm… I want to say… no.
Izzy: Noted. No more sharing my ice cream with you, you ungrateful whore.
Elsa: Well, that escalated quickly. And I don’t ever actually remember you sharing your ice cream with me anyway?
Izzy: I’m tense, okay! I am on the lam.
Elsa: You’re running from the police?
Izzy: Have you not been paying attention? Yes.
Elsa: And a nationally televised show is the best place you could think of to hide?
Izzy: Lost in plain sight… ever heard of that?
Elsa: Should I ask?
Izzy: Did you hear that? Let me hide behind your enormous ass.
Elsa: Na…. I won’t ask.
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Izzy: There… that’s a secret code. What do you think it means?
Elsa: Ummmm…
Izzy: The money symbol around the neck… the X and O on the sunglasses….
Elsa: It means that Ittybittylouis is dressed very stylishly?
Izzy: I think it means that the money is at the OX. What is the OX?
Elsa: Ummm..
Izzy: Wait… XO… what is the XO?
Elsa: I think it means that you are either drunk and paranoid or crazy and paranoid. Or all of the above.
Izzy: It must mean… something.
Elsa: It means that this lovely fashionable canine really knows how to mix patterns and choose accessories. Looking great!
Izzy: Yes. That is all fine and good but will you be thinking that I’m drunk, paranoid or crazy when I’m in prison!?
Elsa; Do you really want me to answer that?
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Izzy: Okay, this could work.
Elsa: As an Eva Gabor costume?
Izzy: As a disguise, you idiot.
Elsa: Because this would not stand-out in a crowd.
Izzy: I’m not great at blending in…
Elsa: So I’ve noticed. Well, as much as I want to knock this outfit as inappropriate wear for going out… I kinda love it.
Izzy: Because it’s pink, I suppose.
Elsa: And fluffy. And I don’t hate those glasses either.
Izzy: For staying incognito in your own home… This is the winner.
Elsa: Are you ever going to tell me why you’re on the run?
Izzy: I’ve already said too much.
Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
Izzy: And maybe don’t mention that I was here…
