Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Red Lights and Green Lights!
Elsa: I love Red Light Green Light… Let’s play!
Izzy: Sure. Only if I get to shout out the commands.
Elsa: We can take turns!!
Izzy: And only if we play Squid Game style.
Elsa: I haven’t watched the show, but that sounds fun.
Izzy: At least to me it does. Not sure how you will feel about it.
Elsa: What?
Izzy: I said, “green light.”
Elsa: Should I just keep dancing until you say, “Red light” or how does this work?
Izzy: RED LIGHT!
Elsa: OUCH! Why did you shoot a Nerf dart at me at close range?
Izzy: Because it’s fun.
Elsa; I thought we were playing a Red Light, Green Light?
Izzy: Maybe you ought to review the Squid Game rules… In the meantime, here’s our first look…
Izzy: What do you think of that, Player 069?
Elsa: Hold-on, I’m reading the Squid Game rules.
Izzy: Let me know if you need help with the long words. And while you do that, I will just say that this little dog makes a big impact in this sophisticated look.
Elsa: Really? You couldn’t have told me that you were going to shoot me if I didn’t stop immediately after you shouted your command?
Izzy: The surprise element was so much more fun.
Elsa: Not for me, it wasn’t.
Izzy: You should be happy. I didn’t go with my original plan.
Elsa: Do I even want to know?
Izzy: It involves tranquilizer darts…
Elsa: I think we will just stick to talking about fashion today. This is an exquisite look.
Izzy: It is great. The hints of black throughout this otherwise pastel ensemble is wonderful. But I’d really like to revisit the tranquilized dart idea…
Elsa: A dog wearing a cat print.. Genius.
Izzy: And not just the cat print but the bling too.
Elsa: The pendant says it all…”Fashionista!”
Izzy: You know what it doesn’t say though?
Elsa: What?
Izzy: GREEN LIGHT. RED LIGHT!
Elsa: OWWWWWEEE! Wait, that wasn’t a Nerf bull…..et…..
Izzy: Hmm.. the tranquilizer worked faster than I had thought. Maybe too high of a dose?
Izzy: It’s a good thing that Elsa has decided to take a nap. She would have loved this Versace look. She probably would have gone on and on about the color and the print. She probably would have, of course, mentioned the pink sunglasses and how the gold tone of the glasses and the chain match. And how they look really good against the gold-toned fur. She might have even mentioned that the mandala pattern on the shirt has similar interior shapes to the chain and the round of the print is repeated in the shape of the sunglasses. Have anything to add to this, Elsa?
Elsa:
Izzy: Okay, moving on…
Izzy: Oh, Nikki Minaj!
Elsa: What did I miss?
Izzy: You’re already awake? Mental note… Use stronger surrum next time. Test subject awake after just a few minutes.
Elsa: What are you mumbling about?
Izzy: This incredible look, of course!
Elsa: Don’t you mean “looks” because they are both pretty awesome.
Izzy: Nikki gets cred for originality.
Elsa: And that dear chicken gets credit for working a look that wasn’t easy for his body type.
Izzy: And what body type are you referring to? Are you body shaming him?
Elsa: A chicken body type. Because he is a … chicken.
Izzy: It’s HOW you said it.
Elsa: I just said that he was working an outfit that wasn’t originally intended for…. OUCH…
Izzy: Hopefully TWO darts will at least knock her out until dinner.
Izzy: Stay fabulous Fashionistas!
