Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Bitches and Witches!
Elsa: Yeah! A Halloween show!
Izzy: Actually… It’s a show dedicated to you. Hence the greeting.
Elsa: I don’t know if I should be flattered or…
Izzy: It’s a pretty safe bet that if you are trying to analyze a statement that I have made ABOUT YOU, I wouldn’t necessarily think you’d be flattered.
Elsa: I’ve learned that over the years.
Izzy: Oh, and It is a Halloween special. And since I am one bad bitch, that leaves you as the … ugly, scary witch.
Elsa: Apparently all the Halloween candy hasn’t sweetened you up at all. But it has managed to make its way to your fat belly, I see.
Izzy: I was just trying to be you for Halloween. I’m working on the fat belly, but the boring personality is still a work-in-progress.
Elsa: Well, my costume this year is going to be a surprise.
Izzy: Oh, I thought you were wearing it. Why else would you be dressed as a scary clown?
Elsa: I’m not wearing a … costume….
Izzy: Oh. My bad.
Elsa: While not a costume, this is the perfect way to celebrate the holiday in a more understated way. I could wear this while handing out doggie biscuits and other treats to the trick-or-treaters this year.
Izzy: But you’d scare all the children.
Elsa: There’s nothing really scary about this outfit though, Izzy.
Izzy: I just meant your face. Your face would scare anyone. It scares me all the time. ACK! See?
Elsa: You’re hilarious.
Izzy: Thank you. I know.
Elsa: But wouldn’t this candy corn themed bow and the Hocus Pocus necklace really be perfect for handing out treats without having to go into full costume mode?
Izzy: THIS model looks really great in it. Yes. But for you… I’d like to see you in something with a … full face mask maybe? Perhaps a veil?
Elsa: Now if we saw more of these types of costumes this Halloween, we’d be living in a much different world.
Izzy: Yes. There would be lots of black and white… lots of glasses… maybe even some judging.
Elsa: I believe you called ME…. stupid in our last episode?
Izzy: That does sound like something I would say. I’ve called you a lot of things.
Elsa: I MEANT that if more girls tried to emulate Ruth Bader Ginsburg, we’d have a much different world.
Izzy: You didn’t let me finish… I was going to say that there would also be a lot more powerful women, common sense and dignity.
Elsa: RBG was an amazing woman and I’m happy to see her honored here.
Izzy: Royalty! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Elsa: Were you talking about that?
Izzy: Well, not literally.. I was.. never-mind.
Elsa: That is one handsome Pharaoh.
Izzy: But I just want to make this clear. He may be the Pharaoh but I am the QUEEN.
Elsa: So, what does that make me?
Izzy: This is just too easy…
Elsa: What?
Izzy: And you are still the Royal Pain in the Ass. SIRI… Make a note.. Buy Elsa a crown and make her some “Royal Pain in the Ass” business cards.
Elsa: Should we just talk about the fashion?
Izzy: Aight
Elsa: I love the color contrast and the patterns that create these contrasts. The supple gold texture also contrasts nicely with the thick, rich nap of the darker colored fabric. I know it’s a costume, but it is quite fashionable too.
Izzy: I think you should wear that to lunch every time we go out. Or maybe just when you go out with others. But enough about you…
Elsa: WOW!
Izzy: I know… right?
Elsa: So, I love Emma Stone…
Izzy: Who doesn’t…
Elsa: But… Wow..I hate to say this Izzy, but you look stunning.
Izzy: You choked a little on your words.
Elsa: I did. I can’t believe I said that, but you really look fantastic.
Izzy: So… Who Wore It Best?
Elsa: You. I hate to give you a genuine compliment, but you, my dear, look fantastic.
Izzy: I do, don’t I? Imma going to hire people to carry that train around for me on Halloween. I will be getting ALL the candy!.
Elsa: We can’t take away from Emma Stone. Her Cruella De Vil look is spectacular.
Izzy: But mine is a little better.
Elsa: And I see that your personality is quite De Vilesque too.
Izzy: You’ll be getting coal in your candy bag, for sure.
Elsa: Wrong holiday.
Izzy: I see you are living-up to the nick name I gave you at the beginning of the episode…
Cruella De Vil and The Witch: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
