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Bitches and Witches!

October 29, 2021

Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Bitches and Witches!
Elsa: Yeah! A Halloween show!
Izzy: Actually… It’s a show dedicated to you. Hence the greeting.
Elsa: I don’t know if I should be flattered or…
Izzy: It’s a pretty safe bet that if you are trying to analyze a statement that I have made ABOUT YOU, I wouldn’t necessarily think you’d be flattered.
Elsa: I’ve learned that over the years.
Izzy: Oh, and It is a Halloween special. And since I am one bad bitch, that leaves you as the … ugly, scary witch.
Elsa: Apparently all the Halloween candy hasn’t sweetened you up at all. But it has managed to make its way to your fat belly, I see.
Izzy: I was just trying to be you for Halloween. I’m working on the fat belly, but the boring personality is still a work-in-progress.
Elsa: Well, my costume this year is going to be a surprise.
Izzy: Oh, I thought you were wearing it. Why else would you be dressed as a scary clown?
Elsa: I’m not wearing a … costume….
Izzy: Oh. My bad.

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Elsa: While not a costume, this is the perfect way to celebrate the holiday in a more understated way. I could wear this while handing out doggie biscuits and other treats to the trick-or-treaters this year.
Izzy: But you’d scare all the children.
Elsa: There’s nothing really scary about this outfit though, Izzy.
Izzy: I just meant your face. Your face would scare anyone. It scares me all the time. ACK! See?
Elsa: You’re hilarious.
Izzy: Thank you. I know.
Elsa: But wouldn’t this candy corn themed bow and the Hocus Pocus necklace really be perfect for handing out treats without having to go into full costume mode?
Izzy: THIS model looks really great in it. Yes. But for you… I’d like to see you in something with a … full face mask maybe? Perhaps a veil?

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Elsa: Now if we saw more of these types of costumes this Halloween, we’d be living in a much different world.
Izzy: Yes. There would be lots of black and white… lots of glasses… maybe even some judging.
Elsa: I believe you called ME…. stupid in our last episode?
Izzy: That does sound like something I would say. I’ve called you a lot of things.
Elsa: I MEANT that if more girls tried to emulate Ruth Bader Ginsburg, we’d have a much different world.
Izzy: You didn’t let me finish… I was going to say that there would also be a lot more powerful women, common sense and dignity.
Elsa: RBG was an amazing woman and I’m happy to see her honored here.

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Izzy: Royalty! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Elsa: Were you talking about that?
Izzy: Well, not literally.. I was.. never-mind.
Elsa: That is one handsome Pharaoh.
Izzy: But I just want to make this clear. He may be the Pharaoh but I am the QUEEN.
Elsa: So, what does that make me?
Izzy: This is just too easy…
Elsa: What?
Izzy: And you are still the Royal Pain in the Ass. SIRI… Make a note.. Buy Elsa a crown and make her some “Royal Pain in the Ass” business cards.
Elsa: Should we just talk about the fashion?
Izzy: Aight
Elsa: I love the color contrast and the patterns that create these contrasts. The supple gold texture also contrasts nicely with the thick, rich nap of the darker colored fabric. I know it’s a costume, but it is quite fashionable too.
Izzy: I think you should wear that to lunch every time we go out. Or maybe just when you go out with others. But enough about you…

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Elsa: WOW!
Izzy: I know… right?
Elsa: So, I love Emma Stone…
Izzy: Who doesn’t…
Elsa: But… Wow..I hate to say this Izzy, but you look stunning.
Izzy: You choked a little on your words.
Elsa: I did. I can’t believe I said that, but you really look fantastic.
Izzy: So… Who Wore It Best?
Elsa: You. I hate to give you a genuine compliment, but you, my dear, look fantastic.
Izzy: I do, don’t I? Imma going to hire people to carry that train around for me on Halloween. I will be getting ALL the candy!.
Elsa: We can’t take away from Emma Stone. Her Cruella De Vil look is spectacular.
Izzy: But mine is a little better.
Elsa: And I see that your personality is quite De Vilesque too.
Izzy: You’ll be getting coal in your candy bag, for sure.
Elsa: Wrong holiday.
Izzy: I see you are living-up to the nick name I gave you at the beginning of the episode…

Cruella De Vil and The Witch: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!

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Izzy the Frenchie has become a well-known voice in canine fashion. She has been featured in Paper Magazines ā€œBreak the Internet Issueā€, as well as Vanity Fair, Vogue, TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, The View, and more. Referred to as the pint sized Joan Rivers, she known for her fiesty opinions and sassy attitude. She divides her time between Washington, DC, New York City and the Hamptons.

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Elsa, The Frenchie Furbaby, was born in California and lives in Texas. She has become known for her fashion sense and style. Instagram friends describe her style as classy and sophisticated with a bit of flare and spunk! She loves styling unique looks and thinking out of the box when it comes to pet fashion. When she isn’t modeling the latest pet fashions she loves helping friends that reach out to her on Instagram for styling tips and looks.

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