Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you, Stabbers in the Backers!
Elsa: You seem… upset?
Izzy: I could have said, “Greetings all you Benedict Arnolds and Judas Iscariots.”
Elsa: I’m sensing that you are feeling… betrayed.
Izzy: Or I could have said, “Greetings all you ELSAS!” You know… they all mean the same thing.
Elsa: ME? What did I do?
Izzy: I couldn’t help but overhear you talking on the phone.
Elsa: Umm… I wasn’t on the phone.
Izzy: Last night…
Elsa: When I was at home?
Izzy: Yep.
Elsa: And you were supposedly at your home?
Izzy: Yep.
Elsa: So you were lurking outside my window or something?
Izzy: It’s time for our first look.
Elsa: No. It is not.
Izzy: Well, lookie there on the screen. I do believe it is .. and what a strong opening look it is. With those bold geometric glasses and that handsome plaid.
Elsa: That is a lovely outfit, yes, but don’t think I’ve forgotten about you “overhearing” my conversation.
Izzy: Not even distracted by this lovely mint green turtleneck?
Elsa: And forget that you are a peeping Tom?
Izzy: I wouldn’t call me a peeping Tom, necessarily.
Elsa: Peeping Izzy?
Izzy: That’s closer. But look at how interesting the mix of patterns are between the tortoise shell of the glasses and the interesting pattern on the jacket.
Elsa: Izzy…
Izzy: And even the turtleneck has a great ribbed vertical stripe.
Elsa: Izzy…
Izzy: Albeit, it is subtle.
Elsa: You know what’s not subtle?
Izzy: Wha?
Elsa: You trying to get out explaining why you were lurking outside my window last night.
Izzy: Moving onto another fashionable look..
Elsa: That is fabulous. I love the bold print and the contrasting colors. I love the mix of fabrics and the double bow tie.
Izzy: Intentional or drunken mistake?
Elsa: If it were you, I’d go with a drunken mistake, but in this case, a wise fashion decision.
Izzy: I resent … actually, that’s fair.
Elsa: And I love that there is a mix of formal and informal going on in this outfit. The formal look is evident in the white shirt and tie but the informal touch of the beanie is genius.
Izzy: I love this outfit too.
Elsa: You know what I don’t love?
Izzy: Your reflection?
Elsa: The fact that you have been spying on me….
Elsa: Another plaid… How beautiful and sophisticated.
Izzy: And apparently distracting.
Elsa: I heard that and have not forgotten, though this is a wonderful distraction. And I must add that this little canine has got the model posing down perfectly. We are able to see the clothing and it hangs beautifully.
Izzy: And for the record, I wasn’t outside your window.
Elsa: You were in my house?
Izzy: Well, not EXACTLY…. But isn’t that a great plaid?
Izzy: Whoa…. Now there’s some distracting eye candy.
Elsa: Yes, that might actually MOMENTARILY distract me. This is quite the lovely “Who Wore it Best?” isn’t it?
Izzy: They both look great, but I’m going with our dog friend on this one.
Elsa: You’re voting against The Rock? Do you think that is wise… and safe?
Izzy: I love the Rock, but in a strictly fashion sense… I think the doggo has the win. The black top is more vivid and I’m sorry, but Rock’s gotta rethink the fanny pack.
Elsa: Maybe he has rethought it. I don’t see him wearing it nowadays.
Izzy: Now if we were judging muscles, then I think we know who might win that contest.
Elsa: It would be wise of you to have a little muscle behind you right now. What do you mean that you weren’t EXACTLY IN my house?
Izzy: Remember that lovely plant I sent to you a couple of weeks ago?
Elsa: Yes. That was very unexpected of you. But appreciated.
Izzy: You didn’t examine it too closely, did you?
Elsa: It’s a plant. I admired it, but examined.. no.
Izzy: Hidden camera…. Stay fabulous, Fashionistas…..
Elsa: She can run pretty fast for having such stubby little legs.
