Izzy: Greetings all you Burgers and Fries! Elsa: It’s always about the food with you, isn’t it? Izzy:  Sometimes it’s about the alcohol too though, to be fair. Elsa: Do you have any other hobbies? Izzy: Food, booze, fashion and men…. that just about covers it. Elsa: Speaking of men…. I heard a rumor…. Izzy:Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you auld acquaintances and those I’ve forgotten Elsa: Well, I’m certain I’m not on your “Forgotten” list. Izzy: And you are???  Help me again with your name??? Elsa: Your conscience. Since you don’t seem to have one on your own, I have appointed myself to do the job for you in theContinue Reading

Izzy: Welcome all you, Buddies and Elves! Elsa: You’ve been binge watching @netflix again, haven’t you? Izzy: Honey, I start watching Christmas movies in July. Elsa: I love that you are so passionate about Christmas. Izzy: I’m passionate about getting gifts, holiday cocktails and mistletoe. Don’t forget the mistletoe. Elsa: And of course, spending timeContinue Reading

Izzy: Welcome all you elves and reindeers!! Elsa: It’s the Christmas Ball edition!!! I’m so excited. I love all the elegant dresses, sparking lights, celebrating the true meaning of the holiday, family, friendships… Izzy: … snow, icy roads, family, overspending… wait, overspending should be in the pros category. Elsa: Are you saying that you DON’TContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you broomsticks and fluffy bears. Elsa: I’m lost. Witches and stuffed animals? Izzy: Noooooo. Elsa: Janitors and hibernating animals? Izzy: Nooooo.  I could have said, “Greetings all you Losers and Gainers.” Elsa: Clearer, yet more offensive. Izzy: I’m just talking about all those annoying people with high metabolisms and those of usContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Pumpkin Spices and Crunchy Leaves. Elsa: You’re into the fall spirit! Izzy: It’s one of my top four favorite seasons of the year! Elsa: I love the pumpkin spice flavor, tall boots, knit sweaters and rich colors. Izzy: I love apple cider, pumpkin pie and soup! Elsa: Everything you like aboutContinue Reading

Izzy: Hello all you Turkeys and Fixin’s! Elsa: Getting excited about Thanksgiving, are we? Izzy: What’s there not to like about a holiday that encourages you to eat until you are literally stuffed. Even if you’re a turkey! Elsa: Especially if you are a turkey. May Tom Rest in Peace. Izzy: You name your dinner?Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you William Hanson’s and Emily Posts. It is most delightful to have your presence here today on this most fabulous occasion. Elsa: Umm.. yes, welcome to the Pawshion Police. Are you feeling okay? Izzy: I am joyous to has’t ev’ryone here this present day and I’m trying to keepeth it classy. Elsa:Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Boos and Ghouls. Elsa: Did you have a nice Halloween? Izzy: Yes! You saw me! How could you not have a good day when you finally find the perfect outfit. Not only is it bitchin’ cool but it absolutely represents my position in life. Elsa: Finally found an outfit to matchContinue Reading

Izzy: Hello and welcome all you Chips and Salsas! Elsa: Greetings Fashionistas! Well, let’s see… It’s not Cinco de Mayo and I haven’t heard that we are talking about the Day of the Dead today, so I’m guessing that you are… Izzy: Hungry. Elsa: You’re always hungry. Izzy: I am not ALWAYS hungry. I’m notContinue Reading