Izzy: Greetings all you Chaoseseses and Bedlams.
Elsa: Making up words again?
Izzy: No, my mouth just got away from me.
Elsa: Oh, that’s a first…
Izzy: You know, sometimes my fists get away from me too… and I just pop
people in their noses.
Elsa: Don’t you mean “Noseseseses”
Izzy: You’re starting to sound like a VSCO girl.
Elsa: That’s “sk sk sk sk” and I am not wearing Birkenstocks today,
nor am I carrying my Hydroflask, so I don’t think I would qualify.
Izzy: What’d you think of last week’s show?
Elsa: You mean the “Izzy is Perfect and Elsa dresses like a Tramp” show?
Izzy: Ya, that one. Good, huh?
Elsa: I can take a joke, Izzy. I’m fine with it.
Izzy: You are a joke.
Elsa: Well, you’re a crab.
Izzy: No, you.
Elsa: I see your come-backs haven’t gotten any better.
Izzy: I see your face hasn’t gotten any better.
Elsa: Really?
Izzy: Ya, maybe I need to work on some new material.
Elsa: In the meantime… Let’s take a peek at our first look.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B17gQKrh1Pn/?igshid=1toduiz5i98du
Izzy: Hubba-freakin’-hubba!
Elsa: His hair is gorgeous!
Izzy: I thought you liked only the
well-groomed-short-hair-dress-shirt-pressed guys.
Elsa: There is something to be said about this tousled hair fella.
Izzy: Yes, like Hubba-freakin’-hubba!
Elsa: He does look nice and like he’s ready for a weekend of relaxing in a cabin or going on a hike.
Izzy: Or staying IN the cabin with me. He looks like he’s ready for that too.
Elsa: You always look like that. I love that he has one button undone on his denim.
Izzy: Yes, less work for me.
Elsa: It just looks like he rolled out of bed looking handsome, but we all know he must have put a lot of thought into it. Ready to do a 180?
Izzy: Umm… get your mind out the gutter.
Elsa: A 180? A complete turn in the opposite direction…..
Izzy: Oh.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxpqND-JvNX/?igshid=kdj9rvca2k2z
Elsa: From a photo of masculinity to radically feminine.
Izzy: I want that dress.
Elsa: You would look ridiculous in that outfit.
Izzy: WHHHAAA????
Elsa: Let’s just say that you’re no giraffe.
Izzy: I have a neck, thankyouverymuch! With a lovely face attached…
with lovely eyes, ears and a chin.
Elsa: Chin-sssss.
Izzy: WHAAAA???
Elsa: Come-back lessons are really workin’ for you.
Izzy: Huhhhhhhh?
Elsa: I just don’t think that this dress would suit you. @lady.bouj looks amazing in it, but you just don’t have the neck to pull it off.
Or maybe I should say, you have too many chins to pull this off.
Izzy: Well, aren’t you just a biatch today.
Elsa: Face it, Izzy… you just don’t have the body for this outfit.
I’m not saying that you aren’t gorgeous …
Izzy: Thank you. Mostly. I think.
Elsa: I love the oversized jewels. They add a lot of shimmer and shine to the outfit. And the beautiful neckline is simple, yet elegant.
Izzy: I like the shiny stuff.
Elsa: Your knowledge of fashion terms is astounding.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1zZopfgF6H/?igshid=1pxisny34n5sx
Izzy: Oh. My. Goodness!!!
Elsa: That is a “wow” moment right there.
Izzy: She’s gorgeous! And look at that clever dress she’s wearing.
Elsa: Takes an expert hand and eye to put together an outfit with a cardboard box and look chic.
Izzy: It’s more than chic. She’s chic-o-icious
Elsa: Chic-o-lcious. Finally an Izzy invented word that I can endorse. She does look lovely and chic-o-licious.
Izzy:Lovely? That doesn’t even begin to describe it. The necklace and harness look luxurious and special, but the box! That’s the star of the show.
Elsa: You’re obsessed.
Izzy: Yes! She looks so amazing.
Elsa: Are you in-love with her?
Izzy: Yes! In a girl-crush kinda way.
Elsa: Well, I concur. She does look fantastic.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2IczPGpczl/?igshid=cut0luwnhih6
Izzy: From one extreme to the other…
Elsa: Do you suppose she knows she has green stuff on her face or do you think she just got done eating a bowl of lime Jello?
Izzy: Well, there’s a soccer ball on her head and I think that would have fallen into the green lime Jello if that were the case.
Elsa: School spirit maybe?
Izzy: I don’t think this will help any team win any game anywhere on the planet.
Elsa: It’s got to be a costume, right?
Izzy: Of…. what?
Elsa: Of a frog.
Izzy: A frog who likes soccer? That’s a very specific costume.
Elsa: Unless @kikiagolden is sick? Or very envious.
Izzy: Envious of @pardonthyfrench !
Elsa: Umm… Kiki should be envious of anyone and everyone not wearing
green war paint and a soccer ball on their head.
Izzy: Truth!
Elsa: We’ve neglected to address the green skirt. It’s very green.
Izzy: That it is. Green.
Elsa: Not the same shade of green as the rest of the outfit.
Izzy: I really don’t think matching color shades was a priority here.
Elsa: Clearly.
Izzy: So, back to @pardonthyfrench….
Elsa: I’ll say the good-byes so you can stare at @pardontheyfrench a little while…. Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
