Izzy: greetings all you Chlorophylls and Sesquipedalians!
Elsa: You sound so smart. Have you been studying?
Izzy: How very photosynthesis of you to deduce.
Elsa: I’ll take that back. I don’t think you’ve been studying.
Izzy: Boondoggles! I resent your implicative insinuation that I have not been studying. I optate you to ken that I am very perspicacious.
Elsa: What language are you trying to speak?
Izzy: English is my native language, but I am verbalizing a high bred version of it. Something you would be thoroughly oblivious to.
Elsa: You got a new thesaurus, didn’t you?
Izzy: Maybe. Perchance. Perhaps. Conceivably. Weather permitting.
Elsa: Give me that!! Weather permitting?
Izzy: Give me back my fancy talk book.
Elsa: It’s called a thesaurus. And, it, like heavy machinery, should not be operated by someone who hasn’t been trained.
Izzy: Fine. But I was just trying to help our show sound more intelligent.
Elsa: Well, the first step to that would be for you to stop with the idiotic babble and day drinking.
Izzy: So you want me to stop being me?
Elsa: That would be nice.
Izzy: If I can’t be me, then I want to be her…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3B6N–l3UF/?igshid=124619qgfussi
Elsa: I don’t blame you. I kinda want to be her right now too. That is a fantastic outfit.
Izzy: How can she pull off cute and hawt at the same time?
Elsa: I don’t know but she certainly did. Let’s dissect this look.
Izzy: Don’t you mean that we should anatomize, dichotomize and sunder this look?
Elsa: How’d you get that back?
Izzy: The top is top notch.
Elsa: The flower on her head and on her bodice is magnificent. The fabric looks luxe and rich. The color is stunning…
Izzy: If you want to turn heads, wear red. That’s my tip for the day.
Elsa: Of course, we can’t ignore the skirt. That’s probably the most dramatic part of the whole outfit. It’s astounding, astonishing and breathtaking.
Izzy: Give me back my fancy word book!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3pHZO8BJ_o/?igshid=m0y82uqur1is
Elsa: I think these two are going to a party together. Check-out this outfit.
Izzy: There are similarities, for sure. See what I mean about wearing red and being noticed?? There ain’t a head around that wouldn’t turn if this queen walked on by.
Elsa: There is so much about this look that makes it special. The full skirt and red color, are of course, the drama. But the beauty is in the details for me. The cut of her fur, the attitude on her face, the necklaces…. the crown.
Izzy: I hate the crown.
Elsa: Really?
Izzy: Well, I mean, I love it, but it’s misplaced. It should be on my head.
Elsa: Of course.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4sJ4iwgS5Z/?igshid=1v3tpjhboi33v
Elsa: Oh goodness… This is tres magnifique!!
Izzy: You have a French thesaurus?
Elsa: I don’t think I need a thesaurus or any type of help to figure out what to say about this lovely. I mean, it’s Chanel.
Izzy: I love the color too. Blue is underrated, isn’t it?
Elsa: You know what, I do believe you’re right. There is so much talk about black being the mainstay basic, but blue serves the same purpose. It is a great canvas.
Izzy: The texture in the skirt and in the bow are so similar too, that it really ties the whole outfit together.
Elsa: And it’s Chanel.
Izzy: I wonder if Chanel makes crowns??
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpbTMiZh03o/?igshid=dr9c4oh0frnp
Izzy: Cardi B and friends are in the house!
Elsa: What a bold and delightful look.
Izzy: Which one?
Elsa: They are essentially the same look. The bold print, the contrast of the yellow hair… so great.
Izzy: The nose in the air pose. That’s my specialty too, you know.
Elsa: I thought you were the side-eye Queen?
Izzy: I am queen of many things. I mean I am queen of copious possessions.
Elsa: I can’t wait for this show to be over and I can throw that Thesaurus into the fireplace.
Izzy: I’ll just buy another.
Elsa: Getting back to why we are here… what do you think of this look?
Izzy: Well, I love the look. I think they both look great, but I’m giving my vote to Cardi B because she’s the original.
Elsa: We’ll call it a tie then because I am giving my vote to 3frenchiesinapod because I love the little teethy sneer. It raises the bar on the attitude scale.
Izzy: I think it’s about time for us to completion this show, don’t you?
Elsa: Why don’t you take this week to use a dictionary instead of a thesaurus, okay?
Izzy: Sojourn astonishing, fashioners!!
Elsa: Huh?
Izzy: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
