Izzy: Greetings all you Gangsters and Pranksters.
Elsa: Which are you?
Izzy: I’m a little bit of both.
Elsa: I’m going to go with…. prankster.
Izzy: You don’t think I’m a gangsta? I am going to mess you up, Bitch.
Elsa: Uh huh.
Izzy: Well, I’m more gangsta than you are.
Elsa: That is possibly true.
Izzy: AND I am a better prankster than you are.
Elsa: Unlikely. You’re forgetting about the time that I put googly eyes on everything in your refrigerator.
Izzy: Oh. You did that? I thought that a bunch of people were stealing food from me.
Elsa: Were you drinking at the time?
Izzy: Yes. That’s why I was going to the fridge. Needed more… stuff.
Elsa: Let me show you what a real gangsta looks like….
Izzy: Cody is one sexy, badass beast. He’s not some normal gangsta, he’s the king.
Elsa: The mesh top is so lovely.
Izzy: And airy!
Elsa: Yes, and “airy” too I suppose.
Izzy: And sexy. Can see his fiiiiinnee looking chest through that amazing mesh.
Elsa: Agreed. But what I like most about it is that he uses this purely for aesthetic reasons. It’s just art for art’s sake. The top serves no function of keeping him warm, it is just there for looks.
Izzy: He’s so fabulously extra.
Elsa: And the fur jacket… Even though it is there to keep him toasty warm, it’s also a really beautiful piece.
Izzy: Gangstas don’t do “beautiful” they do “badass” and “bitchy” and not so much “cute” or “lovely.” Have I taught you nothing over the years?
Elsa: It is safe to say that you have taught me nothing.
Izzy: And you know how gangsta he is?
Elsa: I suppose you will tell me either way.
Izzy: He stole my glasses. Those are mine.
Elsa: Or similar to yours…
Izzy: Or my exact pair… that I can’t find….. hmmmmm….
Elsa: You mean the ones on top of your head?
Izzy: Okay, nevermind.
Elsa: While I loved King Cody’s look, this one is more my personal style.
Izzy: You don’t have style.
Elsa: I seem to be the co-host of a fashion show…. so there’s that….
Izzy: Hey, me too!
Elsa: I adore everything about this look — Heck, I enjoy everything about this image!
Izzy: Heck?
Elsa: The Burberry Check sweater is timeless, classic, classy, chic…
Izzy: Heck?
Elsa: And the lovely black trim and accessory really pop in contrast to the garments lighter color scheme.
Izzy: If you’re going to be a gangsta, you absolutely must not say “heck.”
Elsa: Oh, shucks, does that offend you?
Izzy: NO “SHUCKS!” And don’t even get me started on “Golly.”
Elsa: Unlike you, I don’t plan on choosing the “Gangsta” lifestyle so my countrary word choices not only do not matter but are also none of your business.
Izzy: Number one, I did not choose the Gangsta life, it chose me. AND secondly, that is not true. Everything is my business.
Elsa: Do you like this look or not?
Izzy: It’s not exactly gangsta, but it is pretty badass.
Elsa: I’m in Pastel Heaven!
Izzy: But is that really a thing?
Elsa: It is and we’re looking at it. All those airy, breezy colors and filmy delicate fabrics… and the rosy colored accessories.
Izzy: And the rose colored glasses. OH! Rose colored glasses ARE a THING!
Elsa: Those are more like rainbow colored glasses.
Izzy: You’ve always gots to be right, don’t you. Or should I say you’ve always gots to pretends you’z right.
Elsa: And let’s not ignore the delicate bow to top it off, just like a lovely gift.
Izzy: Okay, then.
Elsa: You don’t love this outfit?
Izzy: Oh, I love the outfit… it’s YOU that I am “Okay, thening.”
Elsa: Oh, goodness, this is just so beautiful. and what a great example of minimalism.
Izzy: I don’t think that’s Minimalism, I think that’s Rhianna. At least the one on the right is.
Elsa: Okay. And doesn’t she look beautiful!?
Izzy: The pup isn’t too shabby either.
Elsa: This is a very good example of how to have a minimalist look and still look terrific. There aren’t bright colors, loud patterns or over-the-top fabrics here. This is a beautiful example of accentuating natural beauty.
Izzy: Ohhhh, to have hair like those two bitches.
Elsa: They have lovely locks for sure. And I love how their natural beauty is accentuated by a little bling here and a little bling there. A little sparkle goes a long way.
Izzy: So Who Wore it Best?
Elsa: I just cannot decide between these two beauties.
Izzy: Two Winners Tuesday!
Elsa: It’s Friday.
Izzy: Still?
Elsa: Two Winners Friday!
Izzy: Not nearly as catchy as mine.
Elsa: Yet, far more accurate!
Izzy: You know what is far more accurate?
Elsa: It’s cocktail o’clock?
Izzy: YAssss!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
