Izzy: Greetings all you hair bands and hair bands.
Elsa: Is there an echo in here?
Izzy: Is there an echo in here… here… here? Yes.
Elsa: You like repeating yourself and me, apparently.
Izzy: Hair bands and hair bands are different.
Elsa: Yes, very. I totally absolutely know that you are crazy.
Izzy: When you put your hair up in a pony tail, what do you use?
Elsa: An elastic.
Izzy: An elastic what?
Elsa: An elastic… piece.
Izzy: Of…?
Elsa: Of elastic.
Izzy: You use a hair band, stupid!
Elsa: Okay.
Izzy: And you don’t use a Jon Bon Jovi to put your hair up in a pony tail… so that’s the other kind of hair band.
Elsa: I wouldn’t mind wrapping Jon Bon Jovi around my hair.
Izzy: Elsa, you little whore. I knew you had it in you!!
Elsa: You must be rubbing off on me.
Izzy: Just like your fleas rubbed off on me.
Elsa: Any fleas you got, honey, are of your own making.
Izzy: I don’t have fleas. But I do have a great “Who Wore it Best?” for you!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BugfVvZgopC/
Elsa: I do love this! Both men look so handsome here.
Izzy: Props to Tico, but it’s the original Bon Jovi for the win!
Elsa: I have to give a slight edge to the original too. I think it comes down to the hair… real verses a wig.
Izzy: The yellow shirt is vintage cool. But I really do love the way Jon Bon Jovi ripped the front of his.
Elsa: Nothing wrong with Tico though. The expression is amazing. Something kind of sexy about a bad boy.
Izzy: Excuse me?? Did Miss Prissy Pants just say that she liked bad boys?
Elsa: I am not a total prude. I like sophisticated things, most of the time, but there is just something fun about an edgy man now and then.
Izzy: And here I thought you were just a bow-tie-and-clean-white-shirts kinda girl. And now you want to wrap Jon Bon Jovi around you like a hair elastic. My world is off its axis!!!
Elsa: Oh, stop being so dramatic.
Izzy: Stop being me!! I’m the only bad-boy-loving-tramp here! I’m not the one who is impersonating me. I am me!
Elsa: You sure about that?
Izzy: It’s my underwear I’m wearing, so, yes! I’m sure.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuwaZwzjS2O/
Izzy: Distracting me with another handsome man isn’t going to work.
Elsa: Since when?
Izzy: Okay. It’s working. Now this is a fine looking fella that is more up your alley.
Elsa: He is ALSO up my alley.
Izzy: Dirty. He’s so very prim and proper just like you.. Or so I thought.
Elsa: Yes!! Look at that nicely pressed shirt… that starched vest…. ohhh…
Izzy: See!? I told you that you love the nice guys.
Elsa: I love the nicely dressed guy. This combination is so striking. I love the stripes with the paisley.
Izzy: The tweed vest is pretty smart too. But I bet he is a beast under those starched threads.
Elsa: Now whose the bad girl?
Izzy: Me. It’s always me!!
Elsa: To know oneself….
https://www.instagram.com/p/Boi1VCNF07x/?igshid=9jc6bb5pb1ew
Izzy: Talk about bad boy!!!
Elsa: But with that tie…. biker business man.
Izzy: Rides his Harley to work and closes the deal of the century… Then takes me out for a ride.
Elsa: So much to comment on… The leather is rich and supple. Mowgli is the most sophisticated biker I’ve ever seen.
Izzy: The sunglasses and the tie are all business, but in a cool and edgy way.
Elsa: Yes, definitely not an old stodgy businessman here!
Izzy: Ready for another!!!????
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt6oofChYhQ/
Elsa: Be still my heart!!!
Izzy: You really DO love the bad boys, you little tramp!
Elsa: Nothing trampy about loving a well-dressed, yet edgy man.
Izzy: Nothing more edgy than a spiked collar.
Elsa: It’s not just the collar! Notice the spikes on the denim collar too? Denim and leather are both the perfect fabric for the rebel.
Izzy: Denim is rebellious?
Elsa: You know what I mean!!
Izzy: The glasses are pretty darn rebellious too. I mean, they’re blue.
Elsa: Ha! Ha! Maybe rebellious was the wrong word. But those glasses are great, aren’t they!!?
Izzy: This outfit wreaks of fabulous! Wreaks of fabulous… remind me to write that down in my “T-shirt Idea Journal.”
Elsa: You know what else is fabulous.. or should I say, “who” else is fabulous?
Izzy: Me?
Elsa: Yes, but also our viewers!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
