Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Horseradishes and Hors D’oeuvres.
Elsa: Uh-oh…
Izzy: Wha???
Elsa: I don’t like where this is possibly headed.
Izzy: Does it look like it is going to be a “horror” show?
Elsa: You were contacted by the FCC about your cussing again, weren’t you?
Izzy: Yes… and it was whorrendous.
Elsa: So you are going to go through the entire show…
Izzy: Not cussing. Almost cussing, mind you, but not cussing.
Elsa: Because you refuse to stop cursing all together?
Izzy: I whoreheartedly agree with that statement.
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Elsa: Look at that rich, smooth glitz and gold. This is an outfit that could be worn to the best New Year’s Eve parties or even a rowdy night on the town.
Izzy: Ya… the last time you had a “rowdy” night was when you ran out of your tea and had to drink decaffeinated coffee at 5 pm.
Elsa: One time… that happened one time.
Izzy: As soon as this show is over, Imma gonna go out on the town with this party animal. Rawwrr…
Elsa: Leo does look like a lion, the king of the party jungle, in this beautiful liquid gold outfit. I also love the mix of metals here. The silver chain is a nice contrast to the top.
Izzy: This cat is the shi….
Elsa: FCC
Izzy: This cat is the shih tzus.
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Izzy: Damn… I mean, HOOVER DAM… this is a fine looking outfit.
Elsa: Hoover Dam, huh…?
Izzy: Yes.
Elsa: Another nice mix of gold and silver. These tones mix well together in this look too.
Elsa: Another nice mix of gold and silver. These tones mix well together in this look too.
Izzy: I miss the metallics though.
Elsa: Not everything has to be reflective.
Izzy: You just don’t like metallic because you’re tired of looking at your own ugly face in the reflection.
Elsa: Not everyone has to rely on others’ clothing to see their own reflection. But you, with your stubby legs and short neck… well,..
Izzy: Are you sure you want to go there, you bitch?
Elsa; What happened to not cussing…
Izzy: I mean… you can take that any way you like… you are a female dog.
Elsa: I’m not sure that was your intended meaning…
Izzy: I meant that in the most offensive way that I could get away with…
Elsa: That doesn’t surprise me. But what does surprise me is how beautifully all the patterns mix together in this look.
Izzy: Your segues are Whorrible.
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Elsa: YAAAAA!!! Pink! It’s been awhile since we’ve had a pink outfit!
Izzy: Pink as a flamingo’s asterisk.
Elsa: Okay… This is our third lovely necklace too. The chunky gold chain is fantastic.
Izzy: Bella is a boss with that street cred necklace and is all princesses on top with the bow. It’s a nice contrast that works well with this look. Not too soft and not too bad ass…phalt.
Elsa: I agree. She does look really bad ass.. phalt.
Izzy: So, we started this show off with the King of the Party Jungle and we are ending with Cleopatra?
Elsa: It would appear so…
Izzy: Though the crown and wig seem to be a drunk choice, I do love Charlie’s party spirit.
Elsa: I’m not sure I’d want to go to that kind of party though.
Izzy: There are many different types of parties… the first look was all “Billy Porter’s entrance to the Met Gala” and this one is all “I went to the Spirit of Halloween and Let’s Get Drunk.”
Elsa: Okay.
Izzy: Both valid parties…
Elsa: Okay.
Izzy: Speaking of parties..
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
Izzy: Damn. Whore. Ass. I’ll just pay the fine.
