Izzy: Greetings all you Hot Cocoas and Marshmallows!
Elsa: I love marshmallows floating at the top of my hot cocoa. Isn’t this a lovely thought…
Izzy: Or is it??
Jude: Or did Izzy mean that some of the viewers are hot looking, like hot chocolate while others are soft and squishy like marshmallows.
Izzy: You know how I think, Kid.
Elsa: It’s scary how your brain functions.
Izzy: It’s scary how your brain doesn’t.
Jude: Izzy can turn every phrase, sentence or word into something offensive.
Izzy: Or dirty.
Elsa: I bet that’s not true.
Izzy: Try me.
Elsa: Okay, mirror.
Izzy: Well, that’s a tough one, Elsa. See, I love mirrors though and mirrors just can’t lie. Fortunately for you they can’t laugh either. AND THERE IT IS!
Jude: You’re my hero.
Elsa: Enough out of your two…
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Izzy: Kalo is lookin’ pretty fly! There’s almost enough bling there!
Elsa: When it’s tastefully done, there is no such thing as too much bling.
Jude: Mr. T from the 1980s.
Elsa: First… how do you even know who that is?
Jude: Reruns.
Elsa: Secondly, that was a character. He had too much bling. Yes. He looked good though.
Izzy: Well, I like this look. Kalo must think it is pretty bright too, wearing those sunglasses and all.
Elsa: So fashionable… it’s like looking at a pint sized Elton John.
Jude: I like the buttons.
Elsa: Remind me again why you are on a fashion show??? When all you really do is encourage Izzy’s bad behavior and add input like how much you like the buttons???
Izzy: Don’t look at me!! He’s your little brother.
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Elsa: Can I trade him in on this fox!!!
Jude: HEY!
Elsa: I kid… I kid.
Izzy: I don’t know…. This might actually be a better deal for you, Elsa.
Jude: Umm… Remember how I am usually on YOUR SIDE, Izzy!?
Izzy: True. How about you keep Jude as your sibling and keep Taco as your eye candy?
Elsa: He really is good eye candy, isn’t he?
Izzy: And fashionable, which I know is a must for you.
Elsa: He oooozes cool with that graphic hoodie and those shades… are to die for…
Izzy: As long as you’re dying, is Jude taking over your spot on the show?
Jude: YES!
Elsa: Without me, this show would have NOTHING to do with fashion.
Jude: But it would be a good resource for people who want to know more about butts.
Izzy: And wine.
Elsa: As I was saying, the shades are everything.
Izzy: Weren’t you busy dying?
https://www.instagram.com/p/B80fbXDp1ag/?igshid=198ctcikoke7o
Izzy: Speaking of dying…. Do you suppose that is a real ghost? Or is it an angel?
Elsa: Charlotte looks heavenly in that print, that’s for sure. I love the colors against the pastel background. Maybe a butterfly?
Izzy: I love her wings too. I mean, they’re a little much for going to the mall or something, but I could see wearing those to a garden party.
Elsa: Ah…. you do know that those are painted on the wall behind her, right?
Izzy: Oh. Ya, of course. But wouldn’t it be kick-ass to have wings like that wear to a garden party?
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Izzy: Ohhhh, snap! I love both of these looks.
Elsa: But if you had to choose ONE.
Izzy: I’d choose both of them.
Elsa: You’ve never been good at following rules, have you?
Izzy: Go ahead… Keep rolling your eyes at me, Elsa.
Jude: You know, you might just find your brain back there.
Izzy: Ohhhhh, double snap!!!
Elsa: You are both rather mean today.
Jude: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you.
Izzy: But that was a huge bonus.
Elsa: Ha! Ha! Let us focus on the fashion for just a moment. Then we will end the show and you two can go back to your barbaric ways.
Jude: YEAH!!!
Elsa: I adore the contrast of purple and yellow. Since they are complimentary colors, you can’t really ever go wrong with this combination. So they both get a point for their color choices.
Izzy: Let’s play nice, Jude.
Jude: I like Lady Gaga. She’s the better singer.
Elsa: I don’t think you understand the point of this comparison.
Izzy: But the dog might be a better chef. I’m guessing that Lady Gaga is not the best cook.
Elsa: Oh, dear.
Jude: Who has the better feet?
Izzy: Mabel, of course!!!!
Jude: So, the score is two to one??
Elsa: The point I was trying to make was that both of these ladies look lovely. But I am going to give a slight edge to Mabel, just because I think Lady Gaga went just a little too dramatic on her make-up.
Jude: Plus her roots are showing.
Elsa: I think that was the intention and … you actually made a semi-valid observation.
Jude: Semi?
Izzy: Well, I mean, you’re still learning about fashion. But you are leveling-up on insults, so there’s that.
Elsa: I really could just do this show by myself….
Izzy: Ya… no one would tune in to see you, you snooze fest.
Elsa: Oh, well, maybe those interested in fashion would…..
Izzy: This argument would be better served over a bottle of scotch.
Jude: YES!
Elsa: Not for you, pipsqueak.
Izzy: Let’s let Jude do the closing line and we can get started on the day drinking.
Jude: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas.
