Izzy: Greetings all you Lemonade Stands and Pig Butts.
Elsa: Okay, wait.. what?
Izzy: Lemonade stands and pig butts.
Elsa: Lemonade stands….. summer…. hot weather….
Izzy: Not even close.
Elsa: Pig butts? Enlighten me, oh, weird one.
Izzy: What color is lemonade?
Elsa: Yellow.
Izzy: No it’s not.
Elsa: Last time I checked, yes, lemons are yellow. Therefore, so is lemonade.
Izzy: Well, what color is pink lemonade?
Elsa: Did you just hear your own question?
Izzy: You don’t know, do you?
Elsa: I’m pretty sure that pink lemonade is… oh, I don’t know…. pink?
Izzy: Finally.
Elsa: Ya. Finally.
Izzy: And pig butts … rosy pink..
Elsa: Some are… yes. I really think you need to work on this intro….
Izzy: Let me see you try…..
Elsa: Fine. Ahhh..hmmm..
Izzy: Clearing your throat?
Elsa: It’s my big debut….
Izzy: Oh, geez…
Elsa: Greetings all you Cherry Blossoms and Grapefruit Slices. See? Things that are always pink. Things that are not offensive.
Izzy: Don’t get any ideas about stealing my intro!
Elsa: You can have your intro. Did you hint that our show is about pink today?
Izzy: Yes, that’s why I’m so excited!! We all know that pink has been my favorite color forever…
Elsa: It has?
Izzy: Sure! You know, all those times I’ve worn pink… talked about it… raved over it. Just the same way you love your blue.
Elsa: What?
Izzy: Pink has always been my signature color, you know. So, on with the show…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzQJ0uKHWI0/?igshid=1oh68mvc8vv5u
Elsa: Oh my goodness… that is heavenly. But hold-on a minute… I’m the one who loves pink.
Izzy: You can like it too, if you want.
Elsa: Hey, producer, is there a way I can get a transcript of EVERY other Pawshion Police we have ever made? I do believe you will see many instances of me loving pink. ME!
Izzy: You’re just a copy cat. Shall we get back to this amazing pink fashion?
Elsa: You’re just so impossible. But I do love both of these beautiful pink outfits.
Izzy: First, let’s drool over Aggie’s beautiful dress.
Elsa: The fabric is divine. I love the way it hangs. It’s so luxe.
Izzy: I love it because it’s pink.
Elsa: You’re still on that…
Izzy: We can’t ignore the bead work… the rhinestones… and the head band. Really, nothing to hate about this outfit.
Elsa: Ollie is not a slouch in this category either. His pristine white fur against this delicate pink is gorgeous. And he’s even sporting a little bling.
Izzy: That’s another thing I like… bling.
Elsa: Oh, it is, is it?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzGr2DXgUFd/?igshid=1hiid1z3ub98
Izzy: Here’s another thing to love…..
Elsa: Oh, Athena… You’re just beautiful in your layered blush chiffon. How very chic and sophisticated!
Izzy: That’s Fabulous, for sure. The glasses are great too. Staying in the pink family, but still adding that little bit of diva punch.
Elsa: Diva punch?
Izzy: It’s the name of my new signature drink. It’s pink of course.
Elsa: Of course.
Izzy: Honorable mention for the leash too.
Elsa: If you scroll through her photos you’ll see just how much fabric is being used here.
Izzy: Hard to walk in, I would guess.
Elsa: Who needs to be practical when you can look like this.
Izzy: Better to flex than walk.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw1s3iFpHQx/?igshid=mjhibfra9vfj
Elsa: That necklace is a show-stopper, for sure. Talk about a statement piece….
Izzy: I wasn’t talking about a statement piece.
Elsa: You know what I mean.
Izzy: I love it, of course, because it’s pink.
Elsa: ARrrggghh… Well, I love it because if I wore it, I know that all the men would totally be after me. After all, we all know I love handsome men, booze and eating.
Izzy: Ummm….
Elsa: I love to “spill the tea” on everyone and go to drag shows, because we all know I love drag queens.
Izzy: Identity theft is not a joke, Elsa. Give me back my life!!
Elsa: I don’t think so… I like that I will now get to lounge all day by the pool…
Izzy: You do that anyway…..
Elsa: But back to this beautiful pink outfit…. Smooth satin…. roses…. and PINK!
Izzy: Don’t think you’re off the hook. I’m watching you.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx95WxMJ4nL/?igshid=vmivnenn3ji5
Izzy: I love the dress, but that’s one strange looking dog.
Elsa: That’s because it’s a cat.
Izzy: In that case, she’s beautiful.
Elsa: This ombre effect is magnificent. It adds such a fun surprise to an already beautiful dress.
Izzy: Everyone looks great in pink. That’s what I always say.
Elsa: Actually, I think that’s the first time you’ve said it.
Izzy: Well, that’s what I am always going to say.
Elsa: Because pink is your favorite color right?
Izzy: Always has been.
Elsa: I like pink as much as I love my Tom Collins.
Izzy: First my intro and now my life… when is this going to stop?
Elsa: When you give me back my pink!!!
Izzy: Fine… I was just having fun. Whatever.
Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas! HA! I said if first!!!!
