Losers and Boozers!!

Izzy: Greetings all you Losers and Boozers!!

Jude: How do you do that!?? Every week you come-up with such fantastic greetings.

Elsa: Excuse me?? Are you calling our viewers, losers?

Izzy: I’m possibly calling some people losers, but no everyone in general. Oh, or boozers. They can choose.

Elsa: You should not insult our audience.

Jude: Teach me?

Izzy: You need to name two things and ideally, they rhyme.

Elsa: NO! That’s not right. Not right at all.

Izzy: It is right, but don’t do it because that is my job.

Elsa: And she has so few jobs as it is.

Izzy: What do you mean… “few jobs”?

Elsa: You do the intro. I talk intelligently about all the lovely fashions, throw in useful tips for the viewers…. meanwhile, you are babbling incessantly.

Izzy: Do you know how hard it is to babble incessantly???

Elsa: Well, you make it look so easy.

Izzy: I assure you it is not as easy as you’d think.

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Elsa: She’s beautiful!!!
Izzy: And not nearly as prissy as you are.
Jude: NO ONE is as prissy as Elsa.
Elsa: Thank you! I never thought I would hear the day when either one of you admitted that you thought I was pretty.
Izzy: PRISSY!!! NOT PRETTY!!! PRISSY — you know… rhymes with PISSY!
Elsa: Now that sounds more like you.
Izzy: Doesn’t it though??
Elsa: I would be more irritated at you, but I don’t want to spoil this moment. Miss Dior is so well groomed — even her sleeves are brushed……
Izzy: That’s not a statement you hear everyday…
Elsa: And I love the lavender color… and that bling!! I think I am going to faint.
Izzy: I feel faint too, but I think it has more to do with the vodka.>
Elsa: And of course, it’s all topped-off with a pretty bow on top. Just like a gift.
Izzy: I should wear a bow because I am a gift to you, you know…
Elsa: I hope you got a receipt.
Izzy: I do believe this is a little retro-80’s style.

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Jude: Tell me about life back then.

Elsa: Seriously, kid? We’re not THAT old.

Izzy: Elsa may LOOK old and wrinkly, but that’s just her bad skin.

Jude: Ooohhhhhhh……

Elsa: Moving along….

Izzy: As I was saying, the colors and the top’s pattern are reminiscent of the 1980s, which was a totally radically era.

Elsa: Well, I do see a nod to the 1980s, but what stands out to me the most are the layers. I’d like to point-out to the viewers that this is a fine example of how to layer successfully. The colors in the bandana, top and collar are all so similar. So, even though the patterns are vastly different, the outfit looks amazing because of the unifying colors.

Izzy: Do you honestly think people tune in to hear your fashion tips?

Elsa: Well, it is a fashion show…

Jude: Ummm… I beg to differ.

Izzy: Well, I hate to break it to you, but I am pretty sure that the viewers are here for my snarky comments and my hot bod.

Jude: You’re both funny.

Izzy: Thank you. I agree. They also come for my witty humor.

Jude: That’s not what I meant….

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Izzy: That’s an odd looking dog. I mean it’s adorable and I kinda want to be its friend, but… what breed is that?
Elsa: Hedgehog.
Izzy: Is that a new breed of dog?
Elsa: No. It’s an old breed of hedgehog. You’re really terrible at identifying animals.
Izzy: You’re terrible at being you.
Elsa: We do agree on one thing… I’d love to be Matthew’s friend.
Jude: Matthew is too amazing to hang-out with either one of you two.
Elsa: But you’re cool enough?
Izzy: Should I point-out that you, if fact, are hanging-out with us right now?
Jude: I’m here for the food.
Izzy: Then you’ll be disappointed because apparently we forgot the snacks.
Elsa: I’m in love with Matthew’s face. And that outfit…. to die for!
Izzy: I mean, I don’t like you all that much but you don’t have to die.
Elsa: That hat is perfect
Izzy: Just like me!

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Izzy: NOW this is a look I can stand behind!!
Jude: No one told me that steak hats were involved. I’m not going anywhere.Elsa: Who let the food in? I intentionally left forgot the snacks in hopes that it would help you two concentrate.
Izzy: Lacking snacks doesn’t help my concentrate. It makes me cranky.
Elsa: You’re already cranky.
Izzy: Correction. MORE cranky.
Elsa: Well, as much as I was avoiding snacks today, I do agree that steak and fashion appears to be a good combination.
Izzy: Not if you’re vegan.
Elsa: Are you vegan?
Izzy: No! I’m a meatatarian.
Elsa: You really should start a cooking show…
Izzy: Better yet… an eating show!
Elsa: I don’t know that anyone would tune-in to watch you eat.
Izzy: They have before… and it was fairly profitable.
Elsa: So, staying focused here… Who wore it best?
Izzy: I like Murrow’s shirt. It’s graphic. It’s socially conscious.
Elsa: I agree… I love how Murrow has interpreted this look in a unique way. The reference is clear, but it isn’t a duplicate.
Izzy: I’m surprised you didn’t mention Lady Gaga’s bling!
Elsa: That’s just beautiful too!
Jude: I think I’d rather eat Lady Gaga’s hat.
Izzy: I agree with that too. I think Murrow’s hat might be a fake.
Elsa: So, I’m going to give Murrow the win because I like the subdued interpretation.
Izzy: I’m giving Murrow the win for the outfit, but I would rather eat Gaga’s hat.
Jude: Me too.
Elsa: Okay, then.
Izzy: We should really have more snacks on this show.

Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!