Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Patticakes and Giggleberries!
Elsa: How sweet! Patty-cake, Patty-cake… Baker’s man… So cute. But what is a giggleberry?
Izzy: Google it.
Elsa: I would imagine it is some adorable little berry that blooms with a pretty flower?
Izzy: Google it.
Izzy: Google it.
Elsa: Okay… googling… It’s a … I don’t see much.
Izzy: Google the slang word, “giggleberries”.
Elsa: Googling…….
Izzy: Eyes getting mighty big there, Elsa.
Elsa: Oh. My. And I didn’t even stealth search that one.
Elsa: Oh. My. And I didn’t even stealth search that one.
Izzy: Expert tip… ALWAYS stealth search, ESPECIALLY when I tell you to google something.
Elsa: Why does the term “giggleberries” … I mean.. why is it…slang for…. the man… part?
Izzy: And I can assure you that “patticake” isn’t just a child’s game…
Elsa: I’m very glad to have changed subjects.
Izzy: Don’t even try to distract me from my challenge, even with a fabulous look.
Elsa: Challenge?
Izzy: I want to use ALLLL the inappropriate slang and references I can in this one episode.
Elsa: So, no different than your usual goal.
Izzy: My “usual” goal is to throw at least one or two lewd comments or sexual innuendos into each episode. This is totally new. Penis.
Elsa: Okay, then.
Izzy: Shall we look at this fashionable outfit?
Elsa: Since this is a fashion show, I think so… if you are going to cooperate.
Izzy: I’m always cooperative.
Elsa: Ya. Well, I do love this fluffy sleeved sweater and that color is amazing. Reminds me of the color of a deep caribbean sea. And I also love how the blues, although not the same hues, look so terrific together.
Izzy: And I love all the little testicles around the bandana.
Elsa: There’s that lovely blue again. I love the rich blue tones we are seeing today. And this one is paired with a fun print and some equally fun shades.
Izzy: You’re ignoring my testicle comment.
Elsa: Indeed I am.
Izzy: Fine. I love this color too. It’s reminiscent of the 1980s. It’s a refreshing color because it hasn’t been “over used” in recent years.
Elsa: How very fashiony of you, Izzy. Good job.
Izzy: And I didn’t even mention that the fabric looks smooth and not at all like a rubber.
Elsa: Moving on… This little fella is looking so smooth in this fancy, yet casual top. I love the blue shade and the contrasting print trim. It’s like he is wearing an elevated bowling shirt.
Izzy: And the collar adds the badass element to the look. This really is like a really cool and modern bowling shirt with a chic twist.
Elsa: Does “badass” fulfill your required “naughty word” goal for this segment?
Izzy: No. But “titties” does. So… Titties.
Izzy: I think I could come-up with a whole lot of bad words for this look.
Elsa: I might be able to come up with a few myself.
Izzy: It’s the hair for me…
Elsa: It’s the feather boa for me…
Izzy: It’s the … oh, hell, it’s the whole outfit for me.
Elsa: There is a lot of blue going on all up in there.
Izzy: Butts, rectums, vaginas…
Elsa: On that note, maybe we should end the show.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous ….
Elsa: Fashionistas!
Izzy: Boobs and Ball Sacks!
