Izzy: Greetings all you Sequins and Bow Ties!
Elsa: Sounds like a fancy show today!!
Izzy: Of course! I’m one sophisticated hussy!
Elsa: That’s one way to say it. Are you sure that you want to refer to yourself as a “hussy” all the time?
Izzy: I don’t say it all the time. I usually call myself a bitch. Or if I’m feeling particularly beautiful, “skinny bitch.”
Elsa: So much for having a sophisticated show.
Izzy: We can drink champagne and eat a little caviar and still save it!
Elsa: The fashions alone are enough to save this show from our vulgarity.
Izzy: Yas!! I do believe this show is going to make us all want to raise our pinkies and perfect our phony party laugh.
Elsa: I’m suddenly very excited about the show!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtCFajbnKDG/
Izzy: Yayaya! I love when we start the show off with a handsome man.
Elsa: Married life really hasn’t changed you, has it?
Izzy: Not even death will change my attraction to handsome men.
Elsa: Well, if you’re going to stray I can understand how this might be a temptation.
Izzy: I won’t stray. But my eyes might.
Elsa: The @traxties is fab-u-lous!
Izzy: Again with a pin in his likeness. Why isn’t there an Izzy the Frenchie pin???
Elsa: Back to the tie. I love the color combination and I love the pattern. Casual enough not to be stuffy, but sophisticated enough to be chic.
Izzy: The jacket from @rororiri_official is pretty hawt too. He looks amazing. I wouldn’t normally pair that brown color of the tie with the grey in the jacket, but it works here.
Elsa: Individuality is important in fashion. And the reason that the combination works is because of the similar tones of the colors.
Izzy: Ready for a wow factor??
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bg98MRUh4Ia/
Elsa: Bling!
Izzy: Ba da bing, that is a lot of bling!
Elsa: I am in awe of this @anthonyrubio01 number.
Izzy: And I’m a little in love with my darling friend @liviethemork
Elsa: The sequins shape and the way they are expertly layered give it a bit of a mermaid feel.
Izzy: And the bottom is like New Year’s Eve!!
Elsa: She really does look like she’s ready for a party.
Izzy: This could get tacky pretty quickly if it weren’t for the expert hand of sir Anthony Rubio.
Elsa: Yes, do not try this at home.
Izzy: I really want to go dancing with her now!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsDx_pFntYQ/
Izzy: Oh, and he can come too!
Elsa: He’s ready for a party too!!!
Izzy: This look is the best of both of our two previous looks. The bow tie from the first and the sequins from the second.
Elsa: Just enough sequins to make this sophisticated without it going disco ball.
Izzy: I love the top! It’s so chic and understated.
Elsa: You like understated?
Izzy: Sometimes. This time. What’s there not to love? A man in a bow tie who looks ready to party!
Elsa: The rolled-up sleeve does add a bit of a casual vibe too. So amazing!
Izzy: If you really want to be amazed, hold onto your multi-colored wig!
Elsa: I don’t have one, but okay.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bllo4HbjRfF/
Elsa: If I had a multi-colored wig, this would have blown it off.
Izzy: Maybe you can borrow one from @emperess_ming
Elsa: I don’t think this is a wig and I know I wouldn’t want to borrow it.
Izzy: This may not be a wig but chances are high that she owns a few rainbow wigs.
Elsa: I would say that is a safe bet.
Izzy: She looks scared of her own tail!!
Elsa: Wouldn’t you be??
Izzy: I wonder who did this to her and how drunk she was?
Elsa: I thought you were all for personal expression in fashion and hair?
Izzy: Only if your personal expression isn’t “YIKES!”
Elsa: A tastefully done streak of temporary hair color might be appropriate for a fun and whimsical outfit.
Izzy: Not sure this is a streak. Or tasteful.
Elsa: I can assure its neither.
Izzy: Do you realize that we haven’t even discussed the outfit.
Elsa: She’s wearing clothes?
Izzy: Ha ha! Well, the skirt or skirts aren’t much better.
Elsa: When you have that much color on your…
Izzy: Ass.
Elsa: Yes. Then you really don’t want to introduce unique fabrics or patterns or new colors.
Izzy: No. You really just want to add pants and socks to cover it up.
Elsa: And she is wearing hair do-dads on top of it all.
Izzy: She could possibly get a gig as a mermaid dog.
Elsa: Or put a horn on her head and she could pose as a dog unicorn at birthday parties.
Izzy: Yes, they are putting unicorn horns on everyone these days…why not on her?
Elsa: At least her outfit won’t be a total waste of time. It could be a money maker.
Izzy: And speaking of money maker…let’s go out and shake ours!!!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!!
