Izzy: Greetings all you, viewers.
Elsa: Umm…. what’s wrong with you?
Izzy: Nothin’
Elsa: That was not your typical greeting.
Izzy: I said, “Greetings.”
Elsa: But it was so… normal.
Izzy: I’m normal-ish.
Elsa: Usually you say something offensive like, “Greetings all you bitches and broads!”
Izzy: I’ve never said, that but I will write that down for future use.
Elsa: Or something dirty like, “Greetings all you Boobs and Butts”
Izzy: Making note of that one for future use too.
Elsa: And once, in a VERY great while… occasionally, hardly ever… something clever.
Izzy: Like?
Elsa: Something to do with the show or a pun or something.
Izzy: Like? HA! I’m STILL the QUEEN of the greetings since you can’t come up with a clever example.
Elsa: Okay, how about, “Greetings all you Princesses and Popped-up Collars?”
Izzy: Ah. I don’t know.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuRLANlnAM2/?igshid=9l5jnpz9k5yf
Izzy: Oh, popped-up collar…..
Elsa: See? Clever?
Izzy: Well, Reggie is….
Elsa: You just refuse to give me a compliment, don’t you?
Izzy: You want a compliment? You are the number one complainer in the WHOLE world.
Elsa: I don’t think that’s a compliment.
Izzy: I said you were the best….
Elsa: Uh huh…Well, at least I can say that Reggie is the best!
Izzy: He is! He looks so studly!
Elsa: I love the glasses. Aviators are classic!
Izzy: The whole look is amazing!
Elsa: I love this combination of the popped-up collar, the denim, the Aviators, the bandana. He looks casual and he looks cool!
Izzy: The muscles help too.
Elsa: I also like the graphic t-shirt. Graphic tee’s can look clean and hip like this or it can look messy and cheesy.
Izzy: It’s like tools. You can have all the tools in the shed but if you don’t know how to use them it can lead to disaster…. Like you, for instance… You have tools, but they just aren’t the sharpest in the shed.
Elsa: Thank you for always using me as your example.
Izzy: Oh, you’re welcome.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuBJuiOnGWV/?igshid=1sm3nnq6dyo2g
Elsa: What a princess!!
Izzy: This is a clean look.
Elsa: I love a clean look, for sure. Well-groomed and pristine! Another thing I love about this is the combination of the sweater, which is typically a casual or dress casual piece with an elegant formal piece like the choker.
Izzy: The necklace is perfection.
Elsa: And the bow!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1OmjqUI1IA/?igshid=1rj997pvtmgqm
Izzy: Another slick looking dude.
Elsa: Chic shades and a leather jacket make Teddy one amazing looking man.
Izzy: I love the rainbow tint on the shades. I love the partially popped-up collar too.
Elsa: This goes to show that you can create whatever specific look you like no matter your physical size. Teddy is a small Yorkie, but he sure looks tough and masculine here.
Izzy: That’s true. You look like a fat cow but you’re really just a fat dog.
Elsa: I’m not sure that’s even a good example? And… wow… You’re never short on finding a good analogy are you?
Izzy: No! I’m full of them!
Elsa: You’re full of something, that’s for sure.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3AFONdJU1R/?igshid=g6uzr0go0z0b
Izzy: Ohhhhh, Gurl!!!!
Elsa: I thought you’d like this one!
Izzy: But which one really did “Wear it Best?”
Elsa: Goodness… they are both amazing.
Izzy: Props to @monetxchange for originality. Sponges on a dress…High contrast yellow and green…. It’s fab-u-lous!
Elsa: Both of them are fierce.
Izzy: And another thing I love about it is that it’s practical.
Elsa: I love both looks, but how is it practical?
Izzy: Well, if you get a little tipsy and spill on your dress…. SPONGE!
Elsa: Uh-huh.
Izzy: If you have been drinking too much and you have to go to the bathroom but you think you get one more drink in but you really can’t…. SPONGE.
Elsa: Okay,
Izzy: If you’re drunk and you’ve lost your wallet and can’t pay your tab and you get sent to the kitchen to do dishes….. bring your own SPONGE.
Elsa: Yes.. those are some very specific and unlikely scenarios. But yes, possibly practical??
Izzy: Specific, yes. Unlikely… I’m not so sure.
Elsa: Before you digress and make us all follow you down the rabbit hole, let’s discuss this look?
Izzy: We have been. Don’t you remember all my sponge talk?
Elsa: Unfortunately, I do remember the sponge talk. So, which look do you like better?
Izzy: I’m going with Miss Pickles because I love her and I love pickles and I’m a little hungry.
Elsa: Well, I’m going with Monet because of the originality.
Izzy: You know what I’m hungry for?
Elsa: Pickles?
Izzy: Olives. In a glass. With gin and vermouth.
Elsa: That’s a martini, Izzy.
Izzy: Oh, is it? MMmmmmm
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!