Izzy: Greetings all you Villagers and Idiots!
Elsa: Hello, Izzy!
Izzy: Speaking of idiots…
Elsa: Don’t talk about the producer like that.
Izzy: Uh-huh. Hey Elsa…
Elsa: Yes…
Izzy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Elsa: I have no idea.
Izzy: To visit the village idiot. Knock, knock…
Elsa: Who’s there?
Izzy: Chicken.
Elsa: You’re so not nice.
Izzy: Nice and honest aren’t always the same thing…
Elsa: Just … Let’s just look at our first fashionable guest.
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Elsa: This look… this beauty… just makes me smile.
Izzy: I smile when I wear Chanel too. Also when I have to poop.
Elsa: Okay. So. This is a beautiful look and is the perfect example of a Coco Chanel-inspired outfit… classic lines in black and white.
Izzy: I’m still hungry for chicken.
Elsa: And the timeless pearls… Coco Chanel would be proud.
Izzy: Hot Cocoa sounds good too.
Elsa: Chanel is such a classic and is just never out of style.
Izzy: It’s a little warm for that hot cocoa though.
Elsa: If you’re ever uncertain as to what you should wear, just ask yourself, “What would Coco Chanel do?”
Izzy: Maybe just chocolate milk.
Elsa: The texture is amazing on this outfit too.
Izzy: I’ll get the Irish cream and Kahlua.
Elsa: And the bow! I love how it mimics the weave on the trim. It’s just divine, don’t you think, Izzy?
Izzy:
Elsa: Izzy?
Izzy:
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Elsa: Hmmm… well, the show must go on and it goes on with this heavenly Chanel-inspired look.
Elsa:
Elsa: I don’t even know how to function without rude interruptions and snarky comments from Izzy or off-topic questions.
Elsa:
Elsa: I guess I’ll just talk about fashion. This dark and white contrasted outfit sings Chanel along with the tasteful bling and an appropriate amount of tweed.
Izzy: I have adult chocolate milk.
Elsa: And I have a show that is currently… you know, on the air.
Izzy: Oh. Well, now you have a show AND alcohol.
Elsa: So nice of you to join me during OUR show.
Izzy: You’re welcome.
Izzy: Wanna sip?
Elsa: IZZY! That has alcohol in it and we are doing a show right now…
Izzy: I meant to say “We shouldn’t be drinking right now.”
Elsa: I’m sure you did. You missed the last look which was angelic, but at least you’re here now, albeit drunk.
Izzy: Not yet, but give me time.
Elsa: Do you have time to look at this lovely outfit?
Izzy: I can see it clearly through the bottom of my glass. Fill’er up.
Elsa: It’s so much fun to see a Frenchie in a French designer.
Izzy: You really can’t have a French-themed show without champagne. I’ll be right back.
Elsa: I’m not really sure that you should be credited for this show since you haven’t been here for most of it.
Izzy:
Elsa: Anyway, this beautiful sweater is everything with the Chanel logo and the beautiful matching quilted handbag.
Izzy: I’m back and I’m here to tell you, this show is a lot more fun to do while drinking.
Elsa: You almost missed this spunky little Chanel.
Izzy: And you’re missing this spunky little … umm… what was I saying?
Izzy: Either I’m already drunk or that dog looks like a cat.
Elsa: That is a cat.
Izzy: Wheewww…
Elsa: And a lovely cat at that. This little lovey is twinning with the stunning Cara Delevingene … and holding her own, I might add.
Izzy: That’s a lot of stripes and when you’re tipsy, it’s kinda hard to focus your eyes.
Elsa: So I can’t count on you to weigh in on the Who Wore it Best?
Izzy: I didn’t say I wouldn’t give my opinion. I just said that I can’t see straight. Two different things.
Elsa: Well, I’ll start. I think good fashion is good fashion and both of them look amazing.
Izzy: I think that the little skunk with the hat wins.
Elsa: Are you sure you’re just having champagne and Irish cream?
Izzy: And some brownies.
Elsa: Oh. Brownies.
Izzy: Yep. Mmmmm… Brownies.
Elsa: Maybe you shouldn’t have drive home.
Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
Izzy: Shtaap fabulus, Hashinistas…. or something like that.
