Izzy: Greetings all you Taters and Tots!
Elsa: There has been a distinct theme of food during our show these last few weeks.
Izzy: Well, I’ve decided to give-up drinking.
Elsa: Because of that drunken foolishness from last week’s show?
Izzy: I don’t think we can blame our “foolishness” on alcohol. No. I just think that I should give my body some time to cleanse itself of the alcohol.
Elsa: Because you are getting fat?
Izzy: Whhhaaa?
Elsa: I mean fat-ter.
Izzy: Your input is no longer needed. And No. I’m just eating clean and healthy foods. I’m living purely now and being Zen and all that crap.
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Elsa: What a chic cover girl! Full of sass and class.
Izzy: But no ass.
Elsa: Umm…
Izzy: Well, you can’t spell sass OR class without ass, so …
Elsa: Your train of thought is … disturbing.
Izzy: But my spelling… that is on fleek.
Elsa: On fleek… that is a good way of describing this lovely ensemble. The textures and shapes and colors.. all so lovely. And pink.. well, it’s all gorgeous.
Izzy: Ahh… the color of a Cosmo around the belt. The outfit is the hue of a vodka pink lemonade.
Elsa: I thought you were giving-up alcohol.
Izzy: I mean, it’s the color of rhubarb pie and strawberry shakes.
Elsa: I thought you were eating “clean” and being “Zen.”
Izzy: So it’s the color of a grapefruit?
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Izzy: Now that looks like cotton candy.
Elsa: Or it could be a lovely faux fur sweater in a shocking and oh-so-powerful-pink.
Izzy: Well, that too.
Elsa: And do you notice the hot pink nails?
Izzy: They look a little bit like pink Starburst candies.
Elsa: Do you want to go and grab a snack?
Izzy: I’m way ahead of you… bring the snack cart in, please?
Elsa: Okay….so…..We have a snack cart now?
Izzy: Did you not learn anything from last week’s show?
Elsa: Any comments on this fashionable look that isn’t food related?
Izzy: It’s yummy.
Elsa: The food or the outfit?
Izzy: Yes.
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Izzy: Why is everyone so pink?
Elsa: Because it’s lovely.
Izzy: And the same color as a pink passion cocktail.
Elsa: I see that we are no better off than we were before.
Izzy: Well, I am. Speak for yourself.
Elsa: I love the satin fabric and the bold colors. I love the bow too. A bow really sets the mood for the outfit. The dress could be sexy, but with the bow, it’s sweet.
Izzy: Yep. Like caramel corn. Speaking of which… pass the caramel corn..
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Izzy: Now that looks like Cotton Candy Soufflés.
Elsa: I’ve had just about enough of you and your food obsession.
Izzy: I mean… read the description …
Elsa: Oh, well, let’s just get through this show so you can order your take-out.
Izzy: Fine. I’ll discuss. Both looks are fabulous. The dress length is perfect. It’s flirty and cute but still a little sexy. I love the addition of the nude colored jacket. Because, I like everything nude. Except for you. You should keep your clothes on.
Elsa:You’re usually the naked one.
Izzy: True. But I look good doing it.
Elsa: Well, that’s debatable. Who gets the win here between the looks?
Izzy: I love Sizzle’s and I love Katie Welch’s look. So a straight-up tie.
Elsa: I am giving the win to Sizzle. I think her expression is a little more sassy!
Izzy: See? I did talk fashion. Can you PLEASE shut-up now so I can concentrate on my food.
Elsa: You need silence to eat?
Izzy: Only when I’m with you.
Izzy: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
Elsa: So it’s okay for you to talk?
