Izzy: Greetings all you army brats and cool cats.
Elsa: Speaking of cool cats…I’m excited about our show today because we have a very chic feline on the roster.
Izzy: Did you say rooster?
Elsa: No. Roster.
Izzy: Oh, well, you bring-up cats and chicken and you don’t even have snacks.
Elsa: I thought you had evolved in your thinking enough to realize your friends are, indeed, not your lunch.
Elsa: Or your dinner…or your snack or any other meal.
Izzy: I don’t eat “friends” but chickens I’ve never met before are fair game!!
Elsa: You’re so cannibalistic today.
Izzy: Not just today, sweetheart!
Elsa: Can we proceed with the show or are you going to be attacking and/or eating our guests?
Izzy: No promises!!
Elsa: Let’s start off with a lovely dog FRIEND then…
Izzy: Oh, how handsome! He’s channeling his inner Nicki Minaj!
Elsa: Just look at that Fendi inspired top! What a great color. One thing that I love about this outfit is, of course, the pattern.
Izzy: Iconic, isn’t it?
Elsa: Not just iconic though. I like that it is just interesting enough to stand-alone. No accessories needed! If an outfit has enough
visual interest on its own, it’s wise not to overwhelm the look with a lot of unnecessary baubles.
Izzy: Do you suppose he is single? I’m just asking for a friend.
Elsa: A friend, huh…? Is your friend’s name “Izzy” by any chance?
Izzy: I’m offended. I’m offended that you would think that I would cheat on my dear husband. I was asking for YOU. You’re my friend.
Elsa: Your best friend?
Izzy: If you’re sad… I’m sad.
Izzy: If you’re fighting… I’m fighting…
Elsa: Oh, Izzy.. you’re so sweet!
Izzy: If you jump off of a bridge….
Elsa: You would jump too?
Izzy: No, but I’d get a boat to save your stupid ass.
Elsa: I suppose that’s sweet? Right?
Izzy: Okay, so I really was asking for myself. Do you think he’s single?
Elsa: I think we should move on…
Izzy: Is there a dog in this photo? I can’t see anything.
Elsa: Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?
Izzy: I can see okay, I just can’t find a dog in this photo.
Elsa: Oh, geeze, because of the camouflage?
Izzy: Hee hee hee yes!
Elsa: You had me worried there for a minute… By the way, I still think you need a doctor.
Izzy: I love you, too.
Elsa: Isn’t this a great jacket? I ADORE this fabric.
Izzy: This is fun and modern and edgy cool.
Elsa: I love the traditional fatigue pattern but with this modern twist.
Izzy: The color pattern and the sheen on the fabric make this less about war and more about streetsmart fashions.
Elsa: The blue hue in the jacket is repeated in the glasses which makes this ridiculously cool.
Izzy: Ready for battle… ready for shopping. My kind of outfit!
Elsa: Brace yourself.
Izzy: For what?
Izzy: For DINNER!!!
Elsa: Again. Let’s review. Cats are friends… not food.
Izzy: In your world, maybe.
Elsa: I love this little beauty so much.
Izzy: I do too… I would never eat a fashion maven like this… even if she does look delicious.
Elsa: Notice how the glasses in the last look are similar in shape? It’s so amazing how similar accessories can be used to create such different looks.
Izzy: True. The previous look was all about edgy fashion while this one is more of a hip diva look. Similar glasses used on two very
distinctly different looks.
Elsa: Of course, I can’t let this outfit slip by without mentioning the beautiful pink color! My favorite!
Izzy: And the personalized bling… All the cool kids, or should I say, “cats” are doing it.
Elsa: Yes, personalized necklaces and other jewelry items are right on trend.
Izzy: Speaking of on-trend…
Elsa: Oh that look IS so on trend…
Izzy: If you’re a stripper at Mardi Gras.
Elsa: I don’t even think a stripper would wear this… too many layers to take-off.
Izzy: Look at that beautiful Pomeranian face!
Elsa: She looks scared.
Izzy: I think Ereina may be getting attacked by an peacock who is a Mardi Gras enthusiast.
Elsa: Or maybe she’s just sad.
Izzy: I think she’s trapped. I don’t think she can move under the
weight of tulle and feathers.
Elsa: Not being able to move in your clothing is a fashion don’t.
Izzy: Is that the only fashion “don’t” you see here?
Elsa: No. That’s just one.
Izzy: At least I lost my appetite.
Elsa: So bad fashion does have a positive role….
Izzy: A roll. With butter! Appetite is back!
Elsa: Let’s go do lunch… but nothing from the French Quarters, okay?
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas.