Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Bears and Beavers!
Elsa: Animal print day?
Izzy: When was the last time you saw a bear print?
Elsa: Well..
Izzy: Or a beaver print?
Elsa: Okay, so what are you talking about then?
Izzy: I am one with nature.
Elsa: Since when? Aren’t you normally one with boutique stores and liquor bottles?
Izzy: USUALLY, yes. But now that everyone is strippling away those masks, I’ve decided that the best place to hide… I mean to relax, is in the woods. Alone. Where there is no ‘Rona. And I can still be one with the liquor bottle no matter where I am.
Elsa: How are you keeping-up with your weekly shopping binges if you’re hiding?
Izzy: Relaxing…
Elsa: Okay, if you are “relaxing” in the woods?
Izzy: Online shopping.
Elsa; So you’re really roughing it there with wifi?
Izzy: Well, I’m not a barbarian!
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Izzy: Ohhhh, snap! You do the show thing here, I have a little online shopping to conduct.
Elsa: I wouldn’t blame you for wanting this outfit. This Louis Vuitton printed goodie would look great on you.
Izzy: Shhhhh…
Elsa: I can’t exactly “shhhh…” if I am doing a show. And you shouldn’t exactly be doing online shopping right now.
Izzy: Because????
Elsa: Because? Because we are doing a show!!
Izzy: If you were to “Shh..” all the time and I was allowed SILENT online shopping… it would make for a really great show. And world.
Elsa: Well, I can not indulge you on those points, but I will gladly discuss the brilliant accessories. The animal print headband..
Izzy: See I told you there would be animal print.
Elsa: Did you though?
Izzy: Probably.
Elsa: The animal print headband is perfect with this top. It adds a nice bit of interest to the outfit. And the necklaces are classic.
Izzy: And… check-out. Ready for the next look.
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Izzy: Would you call this a fringe necklace or a bib? I mean if you were Googling it?Ā Asking for a friend.
Elsa: Are you asking for a friend or for yourself?
Izzy: Ummm…
Elsa: You’re still shopping!!
Izzy: And you’re still InstaStalking.
Elsa: Actually, I’m doing a show. Novel idea, I know.
Izzy: Yes, I found it. Fringe bib necklace in black…
Elsa: Be sure to order it in extra chubby.
Izzy: Whaaa??Ā Oh, you thought this was a gift for you? You’re sweet and slightly delusional.
Elsa: Anyway, I do love the fringe necklace and the faux leather bow. Such great accessories today.
Izzy: And….. check-out.
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Izzy: It’s a little Jay Gatsby. Gold and glitz are always in fashion. And hopefully in my size…Ā DON’T SAY IT!
Elsa: Say what?
Izzy: What you were about to think.
Elsa:
Izzy: Thank you. Now where was I? Oh, yes, I was about to become a GOLD-PLATED bitch.
Elsa: And I was about to continue doing our show… This outfit is so extra. I’m in-love with the colors and textures. It’s so luxe.
Izzy: And it’s so mine. This one click shopping is the shits.
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Izzy: Siri — show me gold sequined dresses with wings.
Elsa: Wouldn’t this be a fun outfit to wear. So who wore it best?
Izzy: Katy is stunning, but Mabel for the win! I love her “don’t-screw-with-me” expression.
Elsa: I have to agree. I love Katy but Mabel takes the win with her luxurious lame.
Izzy: So, I got express shipping on this one. Should be ready for next week’s show. Don’t you dare show-up wearing this next week.
Elsa: I’m fresh out of gold lame and wings, so I think you’re safe.
Izzy: You’re so basic.
Elsa: Are you done shopping?
Izzy: NOPE. Instacarting my BevMo order…
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous Fashionistas!
