Izzy: Greetings all you Beauties and Beasts!
Elsa: I just want to clarify for our viewers that when you say “beast”
you are not comparing them to an ugly monster… but, more or less,
you are using the word as a synonym for … let’s say “hunk” or “stud.”
Izzy: That all sounds pretty, but I really meant ugly monster.
Izzy: But I like your idea better!!
Elsa: We have to work on this “not-offending-our-viewers” thing.
Izzy: But I LIKE offending people.
Elsa: You do?
Izzy: Well, it’s kind of fun.
Elsa: Maybe we should teach you to knit.
Izzy: Then I could knit all kinds of things for you… slippers, pot
Elsa: Maybe we should teach you to do pottery, or any other hobby that
doesn’t involve you making something I would be expected to wear.
Izzy: You don’t trust my fashion sense?
Elsa: No. I trust your fashion sense. It’s your vengeful attitude I don’t trust.
Izzy: You’re not as dumb as you look.
Elsa: Thank you?
Izzy: You’re welcome!! And you’re welcome to check-out our first look
(like what I did there?).
Izzy: He looks pissed.
Elsa: I think I should be the one who is …. what you said.
Izzy: Pissed. You can say it.
Elsa: But I choose not to. Besides, I would say he looks more intense
Izzy: I would say he’s more pissed than angry. AND, I think he wants
to eat my soul. But he’s HAWT so I will consider allowing that to
Elsa: Giving-up your soul for a handsome man?
Izzy: I think that ship sailed a long time ago.
Elsa: He is awfully handsome and oh, so manly. The bold stripes and
colors are very masculine and that daring gold chain is perfect.
Izzy: I like how the stripes are confined to his shoulders and that
they are at an angle.
Elsa: Straighter or covering the whole shirt would have given it a
very “bumble bee” look.
Izzy: The internet would have been all “a-buzz” about it.
Elsa: Oh, HONEY, that was a good pun.
Izzy: Elsa. Really?
Elsa: So it’s okay for you to do it?
Izzy: I’ve got talent!!! You’ve got …. very nice hair.
Elsa: Uh..huh… Anyway, back to our manly man. Would he be a beauty
or a beast, by MY definition, of course?
Izzy: Maybe a bit of both. Rawwwrrr….
Elsa: No doubt this one here is a beauty though.
Izzy: Such perfection right there. What’s your favorite part of this look?
Elsa: The chair.
Izzy: It’s not the pink???
Elsa: Why do you automatically assume that It’s always going to be the pink?
Izzy: Because it’s you we’re talking about.
Elsa: Okay, so the pink is my favorite part. I just didn’t want to be
Izzy: You had a bowl of mixed berries and a souffle for breakfast didn’t you?
Elsa: Um… maybe.
Izzy: And since it’s Friday, you must be wearing your rose gold underpants?
Elsa: I am…. wait… how do you know that?
Izzy: The deets are unnecessary.
Elsa: Actually, the “deets” in this case ARE necessary. You sitting
outside my window?
Izzy: You flatter yourself. Besides, I ain’t gotta sit outside
nobody’s window since I learned how to hack into web cams.
Elsa; Well, that makes me feel SO MUCH better.
Izzy: Back to the pink outfit, shall we?
Elsa: After I call the police.
Izzy: Oh… please do!! I like policemen. And firemen. And men men.
Elsa: Uh huh. Well, I know that I will be dismantling my web cam
tonight. But until then, let’s take a closer peek at this outfit.
Izzy: The necklace is great too. It’s really hard NOT to look great in
Elsa: I love the textured fabric… I love the pink with the hints of
gold. I love the ribbed shirt and the pearls.
Izzy: What you’re trying to say is that you love this outfit?
Elsa: Something like that.
Izzy: This is my kind of bitch. She looks fierce and commanding. She
looks both beautiful and a little bit of a beasty bitch.
Elsa: Incidentally, that is a great band name.
Izzy: Remind me to write that in my Future Band Names Journal.
Elsa: Which would be really helpful if you knew how to sing or played
Izzy: I know how to play you like a fiddle.
Elsa: In your dreams, girl. But I bet this miss certainly knows how to
command attention. I’m sure she gets what she wants in life.
Izzy: And if not, she will take it! Rawr!
Elsa: She does look pretty fierce. I would personally not mess with her.
Izzy: I love this outfit with the contrasting black and gold. It’s
fabulous! The bold Moschino font around her collar screams rich bitch.
Elsa: But her face is so sweet and delicious.
Izzy: Perfect contrast of outer charm and inner barbarian.
Elsa: We’ve been talking a lot about contrast today. So, its time for
some similarities in a little game I like to call, “Who Wore it Best?”
Izzy: Oh, goodness… this is so hard.
Elsa: I know… but you have to choose!
Elsa: They are both so handsome.
Izzy: I’m giving my win to Tofu. I’m basing this solely on his
expression. And the fact that if I give him the win, then maybe I can
hook-up with him later.
Elsa: Not really about the fashion then?
Izzy: The fashions are nearly identical. My chance at a hook-up makes
Tofu the clear winner.
Elsa: Remind me not to let you judge any real contests.
Izzy; There are reasons I am not allowed to choose winners in ANY of
my contests. Lawyers and all…
Elsa: Well, I am going to give my win to @pharrell. I think Tofu looks
amazing too, but I like the reflection in Pharrell’s glasses. It makes
Izzy: We disagree again… what a surprise.
Elsa: We usually agree on things when it comes to fashion. And we can
probably both agree that it’s time for a pedicure???
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas