Bright Stars and Whiskey Jars

Izzy: Greetings all you Bright Stars and Whiskey Jars.

Elsa: And what do they have to do with each other?

Izzy: I stargaze while I drink?

Elsa: I figured it was something like that.

Izzy: And it rhymed. And I likes me rhymes.

Elsa: Because you do them all the time…..

Izzy: See. this is why we don’t let you do the rhymes….

Elsa: Well, it rhymed.

Izzy: But it was also predictable.

Elsa: And you’re despicable. Is that better?

Izzy: No. Well, not bad. I don’t think you have a future as a rapper. Let me show you… One of us is a whore, the other is a bore….

Elsa: I wonder which one I am…

Izzy: Couldn’t guess…

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Elsa: Well, isn’t that a sharp look!!

Izzy: A Frenchie, wearing Frenchies! Really, what’s not to like??

Elsa: Plus the sharp contrast between the blue and the white is amazing.

Izzy: Almost looks nautical.

Elsa: I’m surprised you know that word.

Izzy: I know lots of words… idiot, bitch….

Elsa: At least you didn’t rhyme..

Izzy: idiot-bidiot, bitch-itch.

Elsa: It’s pretty amazing how you can instantly rhyme any and all cuss words and at other times, you can’t construct a coherent sentence.

Izzy: I’ve got mad skills…don’t know how else to explain it.

Elsa: Interesting skills…..

Izzy: I do kind of want that tie.

Elsa: Being random is also one of your gifts?

Izzy: Oh, snap! I want that shirt too.

Elsa: This one also has a nautical feel.

Izzy: And French.

Elsa: Kind of looks like your twin.

Izzy: We are pretty fine looking Frenchies…

Elsa: I love the contrast of the white and blue.

Izzy: That’s what you said about the last look.

Elsa: It still holds true.

Izzy: Or have you just run out of things to say?

Elsa: I know that will never be an issue for you.

Izzy: See, the trick is, if you ever feel like you are running out words, just start saying random things.

Elsa: How is that different from how you usually talk?

Izzy: I love turtles.

Izzy: Now that is a sumpin’ else! You could only DREAM to be that cool!

Elsa: Me? What about you? I don’t see you being all tattoo-clad, doing your graffiti art?

Izzy: That’s my weekend look.

Elsa: Well, whatever the case, this look is fabulous. I love the way that this top really stands-out, even with a bold and colorful backdrop.

Izzy: I love the chain too. I bet that cost a chunk of chain and not having it is a shame!  See!!! I’m good at rhyming and it’s all in the timing!

Elsa: But chain and shame don’t exactly rhyme.

Izzy: It’s close enough, you bitch!   Check-it out… Even though enough and bitch don’t rhyme, my point was still made.

Elsa: I’m choosing to be the bigger person here and ignore you.

Izzy: First of all, being bigger shouldn’t be that hard for you considering the size of your ass. Secondly, you’re not a person.

Elsa: I love the fancy bling hanging from the chain too.

Izzy: Finally! You ignore me. This day just keeps getting better and better.

Elsa: Apparently the Red Coats really knew how to dress! Miss Pickles looks amaz-ing!

Izzy: And a special shout-out to @thegigigoode and the original concept designer, @theladyhyde !

Elsa: Can we even do a Who Wore it Best?

Izzy: Can you have more than one best?

Elsa: I don’t think it works out that way, but if it did, I think this would be a good example.

Izzy: I have to give this one to The Pickles!

Elsa: The Pickles?

Izzy: Just a little insider nick-name we have going on…. You wouldn’t understand.

Elsa: Well, I don’t think it’s that hard to figure out the jump from Miss Pickles to The Pickles… It’s not exactly a brain teaser.

Izzy: Depends on the brain size, I’d guess.

Elsa: Before you start talking about my small brain, should we end the show???

Izzy: Small brain implies that you have one… HA!  TOO LATE!

Izzy and Elsa; Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!

Izzy: And now it’s time to eat a feasta!