Izzy: Greetings all you Bright Stars and Whiskey Jars.
Elsa: And what do they have to do with each other?
Izzy: I stargaze while I drink?
Elsa: I figured it was something like that.
Izzy: And it rhymed. And I likes me rhymes.
Elsa: Because you do them all the time…..
Izzy: See. this is why we don’t let you do the rhymes….
Elsa: Well, it rhymed.
Izzy: But it was also predictable.
Elsa: And you’re despicable. Is that better?
Izzy: No. Well, not bad. I don’t think you have a future as a rapper. Let me show you… One of us is a whore, the other is a bore….
Elsa: I wonder which one I am…
Izzy: Couldn’t guess…
Elsa: Well, isn’t that a sharp look!!
Izzy: A Frenchie, wearing Frenchies! Really, what’s not to like??
Elsa: Plus the sharp contrast between the blue and the white is amazing.
Izzy: Almost looks nautical.
Elsa: I’m surprised you know that word.
Izzy: I know lots of words… idiot, bitch….
Elsa: At least you didn’t rhyme..
Izzy: idiot-bidiot, bitch-itch.
Elsa: It’s pretty amazing how you can instantly rhyme any and all cuss words and at other times, you can’t construct a coherent sentence.
Izzy: I’ve got mad skills…don’t know how else to explain it.
Elsa: Interesting skills…..
Izzy: I do kind of want that tie.
Elsa: Being random is also one of your gifts?
Izzy: Oh, snap! I want that shirt too.
Elsa: This one also has a nautical feel.
Izzy: And French.
Elsa: Kind of looks like your twin.
Izzy: We are pretty fine looking Frenchies…
Elsa: I love the contrast of the white and blue.
Izzy: That’s what you said about the last look.
Elsa: It still holds true.
Izzy: Or have you just run out of things to say?
Elsa: I know that will never be an issue for you.
Izzy: See, the trick is, if you ever feel like you are running out words, just start saying random things.
Elsa: How is that different from how you usually talk?
Izzy: I love turtles.
Izzy: Now that is a sumpin’ else! You could only DREAM to be that cool!
Elsa: Me? What about you? I don’t see you being all tattoo-clad, doing your graffiti art?
Izzy: That’s my weekend look.
Elsa: Well, whatever the case, this look is fabulous. I love the way that this top really stands-out, even with a bold and colorful backdrop.
Izzy: I love the chain too. I bet that cost a chunk of chain and not having it is a shame! See!!! I’m good at rhyming and it’s all in the timing!
Elsa: But chain and shame don’t exactly rhyme.
Izzy: It’s close enough, you bitch! Check-it out… Even though enough and bitch don’t rhyme, my point was still made.
Elsa: I’m choosing to be the bigger person here and ignore you.
Izzy: First of all, being bigger shouldn’t be that hard for you considering the size of your ass. Secondly, you’re not a person.
Elsa: I love the fancy bling hanging from the chain too.
Izzy: Finally! You ignore me. This day just keeps getting better and better.
Elsa: Apparently the Red Coats really knew how to dress! Miss Pickles looks amaz-ing!
Izzy: And a special shout-out to @thegigigoode and the original concept designer, @theladyhyde !
Elsa: Can we even do a Who Wore it Best?
Izzy: Can you have more than one best?
Elsa: I don’t think it works out that way, but if it did, I think this would be a good example.
Izzy: I have to give this one to The Pickles!
Elsa: The Pickles?
Izzy: Just a little insider nick-name we have going on…. You wouldn’t understand.
Elsa: Well, I don’t think it’s that hard to figure out the jump from Miss Pickles to The Pickles… It’s not exactly a brain teaser.
Izzy: Depends on the brain size, I’d guess.
Elsa: Before you start talking about my small brain, should we end the show???
Izzy: Small brain implies that you have one… HA! TOO LATE!
Izzy and Elsa; Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
Izzy: And now it’s time to eat a feasta!