Izzy: Greetings all you bumble bees and spring flowers!
Elsa: Well, that was pleasant!
Izzy: I can be pleasant.
Elsa: You just choose not to be??
Izzy: Hey!! I’m as pleasant as a meadow of wildflowers.
Elsa: VERY wildflowers!
Izzy: I don’t know if I resent or resemble that remark.
Elsa: I’m glad you’re in a good mood…and to add to your good mood…
Izzy: Alcohol?
Elsa: Well, no…but a handsome man.
Izzy: You speak the truth!!! He is hawttttt! Look at that bod!
Elsa: Can you just appreciate a man’s outfit instead of his body for once?
Izzy: And why can’t I enjoy both?
Elsa: Whatever you say, Izzy.
Izzy: I say that I likey him very much!
Elsa: I “likey” his outfit a lot too. He is ready for a spring wedding or a luncheon.
Izzy: Or asking me out on a date…
Elsa: Of which you would refuse since you are married.
Izzy: Oh. Ya. Right. Dang-it!
Elsa: So, let’s stick to admiring this outfit. I love the paisley tie and the striped shirt combination. I also love the vest. It looks so
neat and clean.
Izzy: And I bet it would look great on my bedroom flo…
Elsa: IZZY!
Izzy: I’m sorry!! I’m trying!!
Elsa: Trying to do what????
Izzy: Outfit… nice… I like it.
Elsa: Moving on…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuxmOYLFKo9/
Izzy: Oh, I love this outfit.
Elsa: At least you’re paying attention to the FASHION this time…
Izzy: I love the warm tones…like a warm cup of mocha!
Elsa: If it’s not men you’re thinking about…it’s food.
Izzy: Oh, and alcohol. You forgot alcohol.
Elsa: YOU never forget alcohol.
Izzy: Now who is off topic…
Elsa: My favorite part of this look is the shirt. It just adds that funky little spunk to the outfit.
Izzy: Funky cold burrito…
Elsa: I said, “spunk” and that’s not how the song goes…and…anyway…
Izzy: The sweater is my favorite part. It looks effortless but still stylish.
Elsa: And the hat gives it an exotic spin. And the backpack…perfection. Ready for a trip to the outback.
Izzy: Or eating at Outback Steakhouse.
Elsa: Or a day of sightseeing…
Izzy: Here’s another sight to see…
Izzy: Ohhhh, badass!!
Elsa: Penny looks sophisticated and super tough too.
Izzy: Something about black leather that just brings out the badass.
Elsa: But she didn’t overdo the black leather so she still has a chic charm.
Izzy: I like her checkered top. It’s modern and, well, I like to play checkers.
Elsa: You have the strangest mind.
Izzy: Thank you!
Elsa: Not a compliment, but okay. The bling here is very cool and personalized and of course, I love bling for its…blinginess.
Izzy: Not a word. But I agree, I like the bling here too. It’s just bling enough without being too feminine. It matches the outfit quite nicely.
Elsa: She looks like she has attitude too. Attitude is the best accessory.
Izzy: T-shirt idea!! Write that down!!
Elsa: That is actually a good t-shirt idea. Thank you, Izzy!
Izzy: Going from badass to wholesome miss…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuwAN8zhSVq/
Elsa: So much to love here that I don’t even know where to start loving it!
Izzy: The bow from @the_swanky_bow
Elsa: The pin,
Izzy: The color!! I think that’s my favorite.
Elsa: Yellow is very on-trend this year. And yellow is one of those colors that will always make a statement.
Izzy: And if you wear it at @bestbuy your statement might be “Do you need a new cell phone contract?”
Elsa: I hardly think that this pretty little thing will be mistaken as an electronics expert in this outfit.
Izzy: I’m speaking of wearing yellow at that particular store. It’s like wearing red to go shopping at @target.
Elsa: Well, back to this specific yellow outfit. The pin is so perfect and prim.
Izzy: You are all about the prim, you prude.
Elsa: I think being prim and proper is a compliment, so if that’s your definition of a prude, I will thank you.
Izzy: Ya…that’s it…that’s my definition of a prude. We’ll go with that.
Elsa: Don’t you just love that starched, stark white collar? It’s so…
Izzy: Proper?
Elsa: Okay, fine. Yes. I admit to my rather…appropriate upbringing.
Izzy: Speaking of being appropriate and proper, I have an etiquette question for you.
Elsa: How sweet of you to think of me. What’s your question?
Izzy: Let’s say a very dear friend fixes you up with someone who probably has a very nice personality, but not the best dresser.
Elsa: Okay.
Izzy: I mean this friend who is fixing you up is AMAZING! We’re talking beautiful, funny, sophisticated…beautiful.
Elsa: It’s you, isn’t it?
Izzy: Maybe.
Elsa: You said beautiful twice so I knew you must be talking about yourself.
Izzy: Glad you agree.
Elsa: And you’re fixing me up???
Izzy: What made you think that?
Elsa: Oh good! I was just hoping that you…
Izzy: You’re right!! You keep telling me that I need to be faithful to my husband, so when I came across this gem…well, I couldn’t let it go to waste.
https://www.instagram.com/p/ButJPM1hcGF/
Elsa: Oh, hell no.
Izzy: I got you to swear!!!!!! So much for being proper!!!
Elsa: Well, number one…this is a female. And I am heterosexual, so there’s that…
Izzy: And…
Elsa: AND…Why would I ever date anyone who dressed like this???
Izzy: Oh, come on now…I think this is a smashing outfit.
Elsa: You think a crop top dress shirt in THIS pattern is smashing?
Izzy: Yep.
Elsa: And you like this HUGE collar?
Izzy: Uh huh.
Elsa: Liar!
Izzy: But think of the fun you two could have shopping for crop tops in the men’s Hawaiian shirt section of your local secondhand store.
Elsa: Is this meant to be a crop top?
Izzy: Maybe she cut the bottom of the shirt off and is making a matching skirt for you to wear so that EVERYONE will know you’re together on your date.
Elsa: Ya, that must be it.
Izzy: Did I break your spirit, Elsa? You’re suddenly being agreeable.
Elsa: I agree that we should end this show before you dig yourself into a larger hole..mble
Izzy: Oh, you don’t scare me, Elsa. Besides your date here, you know Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, will figure it out in a hot second.
Elsa: Okay enough making fun of me and this lovely dog in the unfortunate crop top.
Izzy: If I can’t make fun of you, what is the point of the show???
Elsa: Well, fashion for starters.
Izzy: Fine…but we are out of fashions for today.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
