Izzy: Greetings all you Casanovas and Don Juans!
Elsa: How about all the Cleopatras and Joan of Arcs?
Izzy: Ya, welcome to them too.
Jude: How about all the Dora the Explorers, Daniel Tigers and Sponge Bob Squarepants?
Izzy: Oh, sheesh… Greetings everyone!
Elsa: That is a little more appropriate, you must admit.
Izzy: Do I though??
Jude: And who wants to be appropriate anyway? It’s far more fun to be INappropriate!
Izzy: True dat.
Elsa: If anyone should know about that… It’s Izzy.
Izzy: As long as I live.
Elsa: So, anyway, was that greeting your crude attempt at introducing our show today?
Elsa: Because we are featuring looks inspired by menswear?
Izzy: I concur.
Elsa: Well, I am excited about all these lovely menswear looks!
Izzy: And I’m excited about all the MEN!
Jude: And I’m excited to get this over with so I can have ice cream.
Elsa: Who said anything about ice cream?
Jude: I just did… didn’t you hear me?
Izzy: Ohhh… Max is looking fiiiiiine.
Elsa: Pinstripes are classic, especially in blue.
Izzy: But the magic is in the bling!!
Elsa: Of course, I love the hint of pink! I love how modern fashion incorporates both traditionally masculine and traditionally feminine elements into the same looks.
Izzy: I just like Max…. Shout-out to Max… call me after the show…
Elsa: So, anyway, the graphic lines of the pinstripe is such a lovely contrast to the sparkle and shine of the accessory. While either part of the outfit — the clothes or the accessories — would look good on their own, together… it’s pure magic.
Izzy: Just like Max and I are GREAT on our own, but together, we would be MAGIC!
Jude: With all this magic going around… I wish someone would make the two of you disappear….
Elsa: Pipe-down, new kid!!!
Izzy: Ohhhhhh…. Dunkin is looking fiiiiiine!
Elsa: Isn’t he though? I am so glad that look is being featured because it perfectly demonstrates how to mix patterns and texture successfully.
Jude: I suppose you will tell us why…
Elsa: Well, this IS a fashion show!
Izzy: Is it though?
Elsa: I will tell you. Thanks for asking.
Jude: I didn’t really…
Elsa: One of the great things about this look is that the textures are so different, but yet they look great together.
Izzy: And why is that?
Jude: Why are you asking and encouraging her?
Izzy: It’s easier if you play along.
Elsa: Thank you for asking, Izzy!! Well, because both the white in the shirt and the tan in the hat are neutrals and it’s easy to mix neutrals together and still look fabulous.
Izzy: AND because the band of the hat is blue which compliments the blue in the shirt.
Elsa: Thank you for fashioning with me for a moment.
Izzy: Consider it your birthday gift.
Elsa: He looks like he’s ready for some warm weather fun!
Izzy: He can have warm weather fun with me anytime… Call me after the show….
Izzy: Ohhhh… Coby is lookin’ fiiiiiinnne. That’s a cat.
Elsa: Your observation skills are top-notch.
Izzy: We don’t usually have cats.
Elsa: Actually, we have had quite a few cats featured on the show and yet you seem surprised every time.
Jude: Or confused.
Izzy: I’ll fess-up to confusion.
Elsa: But doesn’t this cat look terrific. And he’s a doctor….. A professional man….
Izzy: He could play doctor with me any time….
Jude: You’re really looking for a date today, aren’t you, Izzy?
Izzy: Can’t let the opportunities pass me by…
Elsa: The collar and the tie are so professional.
Izzy: Ohh..la…la… like a Chippendale dancer.
Elsa: Well, no, not really like that.
Izzy: What do you mean… Chippendale dancers ARE professionals.
Elsa: True, but that’s not what I meant.
Izzy: Do they or do they not wear a collar and a tie without a shirt?
Elsa: Well, yes!
Izzy: Do they or do they not get paid for dancing?
Elsa: I suppose they do.
Izzy: I rest my case!!
Elsa: Well, all I was going to say is that Coby here is a doctor and is looking stylish with his striped tie and his round glasses. He looks so stunning!
Izzy: Hey, Dr. Coby, I feel a little under the weather, call me after the show….
Izzy: Hey, there are two of them! Or am I seeing double?
Elsa: You’re just so observant today. You must not have started drinking yet.
Izzy: That’s what you think!!
Elsa: Well this is just amazing! Two very handsome, well dressed men… I don’t think we are going to be able to pick one in our “Who Wore it Best?” segment.
Jude: I got to thinking… I’m a dude… I should have been featured in the show today. And everyone knows that I am fashionable.
Elsa: Ya, but you’re …. you.
Izzy: And you’re more like a little brother and the point of this show is to get dates for me.
Elsa: Oh, is that right…? I was thinking this was about the fashion.
Izzy: Well, that might be YOUR goal, but ….
Elsa: So, as I was saying, which of these two KINGS is going to win our “Who Wore it Best?” for the day?
Elsa: The outfits are both so amazing. I love the deep contrasts of the black suits and the white shirts.
Izzy: Both got hats.
Elsa: Umm… ya. They both have hats.
Izzy: Bad Boy Buzz has some righteous cool eyes! He could stare into mine for all of eternity.
Elsa: He does!! But… Al Pacino…I mean… wow… both are just… Wow!
Jude: Call it a tie, then, you morons.
Izzy: Hey – you aren’t allowed to call me that. Elsa, yes, but not me.
Elsa: Elsa, no!
Izzy: Oh, don’t listen to her. Yes, a tie is appropriate.
Elsa: A striped tie… ha ha ha ha
Jude: I think that was a joke.
Izzy: Apparently. Oh, before we close-out the show… Buzz, call me. Al, you can too.
Elsa: Aren’t you going to be pretty busy with all of these phone calls?
Izzy: Group chats are a thing, you know…
Jude: Let’s just end this and get that ice cream.
Izzy: I can’t. I’z gots the dates….
Izzy, Elsa and Jude: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!