Elsa: Greetings all you Champagnes and Macaroons!
Jude: Greetings all you Boogers and Scabs!
Elsa: Why are you here?
Jude: I’m under contract, baby!!!!
Elsa: Still something I regret.
Izzy: Stepping on my lines, are we??
Elsa: You were late. Again.
Izzy: I’m not late. I’m just really, really early for next week.
Elsa: This is becoming a habit, Izzy.
Izzy: You can’t tell me how to live my life!! #YOLO !
Elsa: Enough of your nonsensical talk. I’m actually very excited about this show. Have you even bothered to look over the brief on today’s show or have you been too busy?
Izzy: The dog ate my show brief.
Elsa: You are a dog.
Izzy: I ate my show brief?
Elsa: That I’ll believe.
Elsa: Pink perfection right there, my friends.
Izzy: I see why you were anxious to get started on this week’s looks. I’m blinded by pink.
Elsa: I know!!!! Pink. Flowers. Lovely dog. Chiffon. Ahhhhhhh,,,
Jude: So, what’s the protocol on this? Do we give her alone time with these photos… or….
Izzy: We give her a few minutes to recover….
Izzy: And she’s back.
Elsa: The neck wreath is really something! I love that it is thick and full. It draws the attention to her lovely face. She is definitely wearing the outfit; the outfit is not wearing her.
Jude: I have never understood that statement. Because wouldn’t she be naked if the outfit were wearing her?
Izzy: Or would she be inside-out?
Elsa: You’re impossible times two.
Izzy: Don’t you mean, “Double the fun?”
Elsa: No. I do not.
Izzy: I see a trend here….
Jude: Do we have to have a moment of silence again or is once enough per show?
Izzy: It varies.
Elsa: Totally different look, but we still see pink, we still see flowers and we still see fabulous!
Izzy: The shoes are snatched!!
Elsa: Presumably “snatched” is a good thing?
Jude: You’re so old and out of touch, Elsa!
Elsa: I am not old.
Jude: Okay, just out of touch?
Izzy: She’s a codger. I’m fire.
Elsa: Like, literally? Like I should call the authorities?
Jude: I rest my case.
Elsa: The flower is so well placed. It not only gives her a “pop” of color, but it also gives her height AND it elevates the outfit to something extra special.
Jude: I love the contrast against her dark fur.
Elsa: Thank you for commenting on the FASHION.
Jude: Apparently, my contract also says I have to talk about fashion occasionally.
Jude: Hey, that’s a cat.
Elsa: Not only are you annoying, but you’re observant.
Izzy: Me- OW!
Elsa: More pink. More flowers. More flowy fabrics.
Izzy: You’re in Fashion Heaven, aren’t you?
Elsa: I love how all of our looks have been pink today.
Izzy: Ya. That wasn’t planned at all, I’ll bet.
Elsa: Maybe if you read your briefs rather than eat them, you’d know.
Jude: She has a point…
Elsa: But as I was saying… I love that all the looks have been pink today. And all have had flowers… but all the looks are so different.
Izzy: You know what’s really different about this look?
Izzy: That’s a cat.
Elsa: You and Jude are geniuses.
Izzy: Finally, you recognize that!
Jude: I could have guessed there would be more pink.
Elsa: I can’t even comment because I can’t see where the outfit begins and the background ends. BUT….
Jude: You said, “butt.”
Elsa: ALTHOUGH…. I CAN comment on that wig. Oh, goodness.
Izzy: First rule of thumb for drag queens… make sure your wig fits.
Elsa: And how do you know this?
Izzy: I know.
Elsa: He is, however, as Miss @tyrabanks would say, “Smizzing” with his eyes, though.
Jude: I like it.
Elsa: You don’t get a vote.
Jude: Oh, but I do…
Elsa: See the contract?
Izzy: I don’t know…. I think Sir Ruffles is kinda hot, but the outfit is a missssssss….
Elsa: And that’s how the experts do it, Jude. Finding the good, but making a decisive judgement on the overall fashion.
Izzy: That was nice of you, Elsa. Sorry for all the things I said about you behind your back.
Elsa: That’s okay… wait… what?
Izzy, Elsa & Jude (because it’s in his contract): Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!