Izzy: Greetings all you Collars and Scarves.
Elsa: At least they both have something to do with fashion.
Izzy: Of course. This is a fashion related show.
Elsa: You finally realize that. Good. I thought you felt as if the Pawshion Police was your own personal show to vent about bad fashion, brag about your successful conquests and experiment with day drinking.
Izzy: Yes. Those things too.
Elsa: NO! Not those things! Just fashion.
Izzy: Maybe we should start a show dedicated to my successful conquests and day drinking.
Elsa: Oh, I’m sure that would be soooo popular. But in the meantime, maybe we should talk fashion??
Izzy: Oh, snap! That’s a honey!
Elsa: Look at that texture! Texture in the hair and the outfit.
Izzy: A fellow Frenchman.
Elsa: A finely dressed Frenchman. I love the multiple layers and the textures. It doesn’t look messy and it doesn’t look busy, even though there is a lot going on.
Izzy: I see zebra and sequins and mesh, oh my!
Elsa: Been watching Wizard of Oz?
Izzy: How’d you know? Anyway, Even with all of this going on, the look is clean.
Elsa: Now that’s ….
Elsa: I was going to say “stunning” but that works too.
Izzy: Love the choker. Love the studs.
Elsa: Yes, the studs on the collar are fantastic.
Izzy: Ya – those are nice too, but I was actually referring to the stud IN the jacket.
Elsa: He’s nice too. I also love the details on the sleeves. The zippers are a nice touch.
Izzy: I bet that faux leather is soooo smooth too. I’d love to touch it.
Elsa: Would you like me to leave you alone with this photo?
Izzy: I’d never turn down the opportunity for you to leave.
Elsa: You’re so funny.
Izzy: And you’re the one with the dirty mind. I just wanted to feel the smooth leather.
Elsa: I’m sorry I judged you. I thought you were making a sexual joke.
Izzy: Okay. I actually was. But I would also like to touch the smooth leather!
Elsa: I WANT that purse!!
Izzy: More black leather. More texture.
Elsa: Did you hear me? I want that purse!
Izzy: Well, then buy one or were you purposing I steal this one?
Elsa: That bag is almost worth going to jail for! It’s quilted goodness.
Izzy: I love the scarf too. As long as I’m lifting the purse for you, maybe I will take the scarf for myself.
Elsa: This is another example, just like our first look, where there is a lot of texture going on but because of some wise choices and high-end fabrics, it works. It looks luxe and it looks awesome.
Izzy: And it looks like poor Lily is going to be neekid because I just might have to steal that grey jacket too.
Elsa: You know I was joking about stealing the purse…
Izzy: These two look like they are ready to steal something. They’re incognito, for sure.
Elsa: Or maybe they just stole all these things. From different people. A cowboy… a scarecrow…
Izzy: They’re a little bit country and a little bit and a little bit scare-a-crow.
Elsa: The hat and plaid shirt are not even country. They’re …. not even.
Izzy: I’m afraid the scarf is so long that it will be a tripping hazard.
Elsa: That and the oversized glasses aren’t helping the look or helping them to see properly.
Izzy: The hat over the eye isn’t helping with the line of sight either.
Elsa: I’m afraid they’re going to hurt themselves as much as they are hurting us right now.
Izzy: I like the ill-fitting yellow jacket.
Elsa: It’s a nice color. But I think that’s where the compliments end.
Izzy: I think the glasses and the hat are to disguise themselves so no one on social media will see them dressed like this.
Elsa: For once, I agree.
Izzy: Or they’re drunk. That can happen sometimes too.
Elsa: If anyone should know about that….
Izzy: Me!! Yes!!! Me!!
Elsa: I’m not sure you should be proud of that, but okay.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!