Izzy: Greetings all you Cool Cats and Kittens!
Elsa: I’m not sure if you are being inclusive or not. I mean, This is a dog show and you are including our feline friends, but you ONLY greeted cats, so…
Izzy: Oh, geez… you think too much.
Elsa: Thinking is a good thing. Maybe you should try it some time.
Izzy: Oh, I think a lot. I think I am pretty great. I think that I am stunningly beautiful. I think that we need to end this quarantine soon or your butt will be so big that if I call you to haul ass, you will have to take four trips!
Elsa: This social distancing thing is looking better and better all the time…
Izzy: In some cases… specifically the distance between you and me… I agree.
Elsa: Well, let’s look at how some fashionistas are self-isolating.
Izzy: Apparently to Miso, self-isolating results in looking fabulous. You know, you should put down the fork and take a lesson here.
Elsa: You are so charming today. I think it’s best you are legally bound to avoid others right now.
Izzy: Oh, I can still offend people via the internet!!! Corona ain’t gonna stop me!!
Elsa: Apparently! But I do agree that Miso looks amazing and relaxed and chic.
Izzy: Even though you are an uptight bitch you can still tell when someone is relaxed. That’s a good start. One thing I don’t get though…
Elsa: Only one?
Izzy: HA HA
Elsa: What don’t you get?
Izzy: I do believe that Miso is not alone in this photo… I thought the whole point of this quarantine was to stop the corona virus and to self-isolate.
Elsa: I don’t think that directive includes stuffed teddy bears….
Izzy: You really can’t be too careful though…
Elsa: Um. Okay. So, this is a delightful sweater that is perfect for relaxing at home or even running to the store for essentials.
Izzy: The pop of color is everything.
Elsa: Wowza! Here is another fabulously chic, yet casual look!!
Izzy: Best looking bitch at the grocery store!!
Elsa: Just because you’re self-isolating doesn’t mean you shouldn’t put on an amazing outfit once in awhile. And this is pretty amazing. I love the contrast between the yellow and the blue. I love the nod to a collegiate look, but with a nifty twist.
Izzy: Nifty, huh…..
Elsa: Yes, the the beautiful ruffle at the shoulder! I love that detail. It’s got a bit of a fifties vibe. Looks a little bit like a letterman’s jacket.
Izzy: Hence the use of the word, “nifty,” I guess.
Elsa: The collar and pendant are pretty darn awesome too.
Izzy: I like the thick black collar. It’s pretty badass. See, “badass” is the new “nifty.”
Izzy: Okay, so, see, this is the perfect quarantine outfit.
Elsa: The colors are lovely for sure.
Izzy: The flower wreath is perfect for an Instagram selfie or a quick Zoom session. But there are NO PANTS whatsoever! Like I said, it’s the perfect quarantine outfit.
Elsa: Leave it to you to think that no pants are practical and perfect.
Izzy: Can you argue with that? I don’t think so.
Elsa: Well, I do agree that he looks incredibly handsome, for sure. And he looks relaxed.
Izzy: And with no pants, he is ready for anything that might happen during the day.
Elsa: Anything? I’m not sure if that’s accurate.
Izzy: Name one thing you can’t do pantless.
Elsa: Leave your house.
Elsa: Let’s just move on…
Izzy: Now there’s a dude who knows how to dress for self-isolation!!
Elsa: I would call this “jammie chic.”
Izzy: I’m not sure I’d call this chic though.
Elsa: Well, he’s a wearing a tie.
Izzy: I think you’ve been locked-up too long.
Elsa: OMG! You might actually be right! What am I saying?
Izzy: Last time I checked, Bugs Bunny, though hilarious, should not be on any piece of clothing. Particularly one that is meant to be worn at a formal occasion. And certainly not paired with a robe.
Elsa: Seriously, what do you think is wrong with me? Do you think I’m sick? Is bad fashion sense a sign of the Corona Virus?
Izzy: You’re sick, but I don’t think it is the Corona Virus. Pretty much the perfect quarantine outfit here. Comfortable. No one will see him…. And if he goes out, people will think he’s crazy and avoid him. Win-win.
Elsa: At least the Statue of Liberty costume that Bugs Bunny is wearing matches the color of his top.
Izzy: Do you EVEN hear what you are saying????
Elsa and Izzy: Stay fabulous (and at home!), Fashionistas!