Izzy: Greetings all you Cupid Arrows and Lonely Butts.
Elsa: How do you turn something as sweet and lovely as Valentine’s Day into …that?
Izzy: I have many talents. One of them is turning innocent things naughty and ordinary days, awkward.
Elsa: I think you have that one down pat.
Izzy: Thank you. Back at ya… And I’m sorry in advance for all the things I have planned to say to you today.
Elsa: If you’re sorry for something you haven’t said yet, then why say it at all?
Izzy: I’m sorta obligated to poke-fun at you, but I just thought an apology in advance might soften the blow. It is Valentine’s Day and you are pretty lonely and all….
Elsa: While that seems counterproductive, rude and very, very weird, I sorta.. thank you? And I’m not the least bit lonely.
Izzy: Well, you should be… I mean, it’s not like you date at all.
Elsa: I do too. I have many wonderful male suitors, thank you.
Izzy: Okay. Since it’s Valentine’s Day, I’ll let you pretend…. AND I have the best possible Valentine’s Day gift imaginable for you. All because on top of my many other positive attributes, I am super generous.
Elsa: How sweet of you to think of me, Izzy. I’m so flattered.
Izzy: You should feel flattered. I don’t give out my affections very easily.
Elsa: That’s not what I have heard.
Elsa: I said,”I love you.”
Izzy: I like you a little too.
Elsa: You were saying,… you have a gift for me?
Izzy: Yes. I think you should be sitting down for this baby.
Izzy: Soooo… whatdathink???
Elsa: Number one… I think that you look absolutely stunning.
Izzy: I know, right?
Elsa: And two… I don’t consider a photo of you to be much of a gift. Unless, of course, you are showing me that beautiful jacket because THAT is my Valentine’s Day gift. In that case…. THANK YOU!
Izzy: I am so offended. A photo of me IS a gift. I give the world my beauty on a regular basis but this look, I am offering to you.
Elsa: And our million viewers.
Izzy: Yes, and the dates I have tonight.
Elsa: Date-s? As in more than one??
Izzy: Doesn’t seem fair that I have multiple dates while you are stuck home alone. Do you want one of mine?
Elsa: Well, that wasn’t really the issue. My issue is your husband and a date?
Izzy: One of the dates is with my husband….
Elsa: Well, at least you have included him into your plans. And I’ll have you know that I have big plans tonight, so there’s no need to feel sorry for me.
Izzy: Wearing a robe and watching Disney+ all night is not a plan, Elsa.
Elsa: That seems funny coming from someone who considers sitting at the mall critiquing people’s fashion as plans.
Izzy: Ya. that is fun. But let’s not get off topic. We were talking about me, remember?
Elsa: I have to hand it to you, you’ve really have outdone yourself with this look. Where ever did you find that coat?
Izzy: I’m an international superstar. I find my fashions in Paris, Honey. This coat is from PetSetter and feels as amazing as I look. And if you don’t believe me, ask one of my dates tonight.
Elsa: I’m still not sure about that “dates” thing… but moving along…
Elsa: Oh goodness, me…… Isn’t he handsome.
Izzy: Handsome, yes. And well dressed. But he’s got funny ears for a dog though.
Elsa: That’s because he’s a rabbit.
Izzy: Oh, in that case, he’s hot.
Elsa: You really should get your eyes checked.
Izzy: You really should get your face checked.
Izzy: Ya, not my best come-back, I’ll admit.
Elsa: The fashion is spectacular. I love the pop of red against his neutral furn and demure shirt and jacket. Such a special outfit.
Izzy: I could pencil him in around 11pm if he wants to go out for drinks.
Elsa: I bet he doesn’t. But anyway, isn’t this a smart look? He will make someone a very handsome Valentine.
Elsa: Or me?
Izzy: Won’t that interfere with your “big plans” for tonight?
Elsa: I could “pencil” him in .. as you would say…
Izzy: Or him…. I have a window of time from 12 am til 1 am.
Elsa; Sounds like you are going to have a very busy night.
Izzy: Good thing I’m organized and well-rested.
Elsa; Doesn’t Crush look ready to mingle on Valentine’s Day? I’m sure he will turn the head of everyone tonight. I love that red top with the red leash.
Izzy: And the bling!!! He looks wealthy, which is another quality I look for in a date.
Elsa: Good to have your priorities straight.
Elsa: I love the beautiful print on the hood too. How very luxe!! Turns an ordinary hoodie into something EXTRAordinary!!
Izzy: I always believe in being extra. He kinda looks like you.
Elsa: I’ll take that as a compliment. We would have beautiful puppies, wouldn’t we??
Izzy: Umm.. awkward. remember I have a date with him from midnight til 1 am tonight…sooo…
Elsa: Well, this is fun!! A totally different way to wear red! Our first was glamorous. Our second was definitely date-worthy. Our previous look had a street-wear feel and now we see a casual take on red.
Izzy: Well, the @dobberman.sisters look is great. It’s casual and easy, but still has structure. But what was Kim thinking in that second look? Buffalo plaid was very popular this past Christmas, but I don’t think she has to wear it unless she’s going out for the hunt.
Elsa: So, you don’t like the plaid?
Izzy: I don’t like the way Kim is wearing it.
Elsa: I love Kim, but I do agree that this outfit does not accentuate her curves at all. It makes her look boxy and heavier than what she is and it is maybe a little too casual.
Izzy: This is several steps below casual. This is “eating ribs on the porch” casual.
Elsa: So, we agree that our canine friend takes the win this week?
Izzy: Yes. But still love Kim and her normally amazing fashion.
Elsa: I guess that’s the end of today’s show.
Izzy: I have some dates to get ready for and you have to get home to get your robe into the washer and get ready for your busy night.
Elsa and Izzy: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas… And Happy Valentine’s Day!