Izzy: Greetings all you Drama Queens and Hottie Kings!
Elsa: Greetings, Izzy and all you beautiful and amazing viewers.
Elsa: Do you have to take offense at everything I say?
Izzy: Don’t be a jerk and I won’t.
Elsa: How is greeting you and our viewers being a jerk?
Izzy: It’s the WAY you said it.
Elsa: You know those drama queens you were greeting….. Ummm…
Izzy: I don’t like your tone.
Elsa: Should we list the things we don’t like about each other? I’ll start…
Izzy: I would be here all day if I listed the things I hate about you.
Elsa: You are in quite a mood today.
Izzy: Today? It’s no different than any other day. I’m nothing but cake, vodka and attitude most of the time.
Elsa: Can’t argue!
Izzy: I don’t know… you always seems to find ways to argue with me. Even when we agree.
Elsa: I do not!
Elsa: I don’t think we will argue about this look.
Izzy: I’m sure you will find a way. You always do…
Elsa: I don’t know, I don’t think there is any way to argue about this particular fashion. This is a dramatic look for sure.
Izzy: If I say it looks like a red peacock on her butt, you’ll say it looks more like Elmo is kissing her behind.
Elsa: I highly doubt that I would ever liken ANYTHING unto Elmo kissing a butt.
Izzy: If I say that I love this silver rope necklace, you’ll say that it looks like she stole a necklace from a rapper.
Elsa: Actually, I’d say that I love it too! With a nice long neck like this, you can wear chunky necklaces and look amazing.
Izzy: Well, at least you agree with me on some things.
Elsa: I’d say I agree with you on most things.
Izzy: You can’t even agree with me on how many things we agree on…
Elsa: I think we both love the tulle skirt.
Elsa: And I think you’d agree that the pose is perfect for highlighting that long neck and the fullness of the skirt.
Izzy: You think too much about these looks, don’t you?
Elsa: Better to over think than speak without thinking at all…..
Izzy: If you overthink things, then why do you sound so stupid all the time?
Elsa: I think you need that cocktail in the photo there….you know, to take the edge off.
Izzy: I’d like to shave some edges off of you, starting with those whiskers. Been to the esthetician lately? I think not.
Elsa: I have an appointment. By the way, your triple chin is shaping up nicely.
Izzy: I don’t care about your insults right now. I have me some good eye candy.
Elsa: I have dibs on this one.
Izzy: Ohhhh, does Elsa have a crush!!???
Elsa: I didn’t say that necessarily, but he is handsome, right?
Izzy: Hence my greeting about the hottie king????? huh????
Elsa: I love this plaid!! I love the dramatic chains… I love him!
Izzy: You love him…. hmmmm…
Elsa: I love his outfit!!
Izzy: And I see you got a shout-out from him…. hmmmmm..
Elsa: Not everything has to be romantic or dirty, Izzy.
Izzy: It doesn’t? Who says?
Elsa: Don’t you just love this look though?
Izzy: Not as much as you do, apparently. But yes, I do LOVE it. I love the colors and the accessories. But I can’t LOVE it as much as you because apparently you already have “dibs” on him.
Elsa: Don’t be a sore loser.
Izzy: Better than just being a loser…. like you for instance.
Izzy: See!! Drama Queen!!
Elsa: That is a dramatic look. Wow! Everything is perfect. The outfit is flattering. The matching background really adds drama to the look too.
Izzy: Too bad someone can’t walk around and hold that fabric behind her everywhere she goes because that does look fabulous.
Elsa: Well, if you look like that, maybe you CAN talk someone into following you around with your own personalized backdrop.
Izzy: I bet I could pull off that look.
Elsa: I don’t know….
Elsa: First… look at those piercing and fierce green eyes. You’re eyes are more….. round… and sweet.
Izzy: Sweet, huh…
Elsa: And…. look at those looooonnnn thin legs she has….
Izzy: And your point???
Elsa: Your legs aren’t exactly long or thin.
Izzy: Umm… I wish I had more SHORT and FAT hands so I could show you more SHORT and FAT middle fingers.
Elsa: I didn’t say anything about your short and fat hands, but now that mention them…
Izzy:You are just one personality flaw after another, aren’t you?
Elsa: Oh my goodness!! I love this “Who Wore It Best?”
Izzy: Me too!!!!
Elsa: So we do agree on some things.
Izzy: I honestly love both looks. Going to be hard to decide. Let’s look at these systematically.
Elsa: Starting with Beyonce.
Izzy: I can’t find anything to be critical of here.
Elsa: You feeling okay?
Izzy: Ha, freakin’ ha!
Elsa: It is a lovely look. The cuff around her neck accentuates the length of her neck, for sure.
Izzy: And the gold flowers and crown go so nicely with her skin tone.
Elsa: And the accessories on her chest accentuate her… well… you know.
Izzy: It’s not a scary word, Elsa. But yes, her boobs look good here.
Elsa: Moving on…. I love our canine friend’s look too.
Izzy: The look is well constructed and mimicked. I do like that she put her own personal spin on it too. The crown is similar, but there are a few differences that make it her own.
Elsa: A tie?
Izzy: I don’t see a tie.
Elsa: No, stupid… do they both tie for first place?
Izzy: Stupid? Really… this is why everyone talks about you behind your back. And yes, a tie.
Elsa: You know I love you.
Izzy: You have a funny way of showing it..
Elsa: How about if drinks are on me?
Izzy: How many can I pour ON you?
Elsa: I mean I’ll pay for them.
Izzy: I know, but a girl can dream.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas.