Izzy: Greetings all you Extras and Nexters.
Elsa: Your greetings are getting increasingly worse.
Jude: She’s kinda right.
Izzy: Why are you even here?
Elsa: Well, does this greeting make sense to you?
Izzy: I don’t speak unless it makes sense. The blue goat says so.
Izzy: Just seeing if you are paying attention.
Jude: Care to explain this to us?
Izzy: Extras are those who go over the top. Those who go the extra mile to look good or do something extravagant.
Elsa: Well, you could potentially be offensive with that name…I mean an extra is also a person who isn’t the star of the show, but is just there, more or less in the background.
Izzy: You mean like you are on this show?
Elsa: Very funny. But more like Jude.
Izzy: Well, here is one Extra bitch right here. That bow is EXTRA!
Elsa: It certainly is extravagant but it is also so very chic. The color is fabulous and dramatic.
Jude: And large.
Izzy: Just like Elsa — Large and dramatic.
Elsa: I’m pretty sure that no one will ever de-throne you, Izzy, as the resident drama queen.
Izzy: You know, Elsa, this outfit would be perfect for you. The bow might be ALMOST big enough to cover your ass.
Elsa: But not quite big enough to cover your mouth.
Izzy: Touche — or should I say… tushy.
Elsa: Maybe you should SAY something about this outfit rather than talk smack about me.
Izzy: Talk smack? That’s pretty street talk for you.
Elsa: Just comment on the outfit, will you?
Jude: She did. She said that the bow was big enough to cover your hiney.
Izzy: NO. I said … ALMOST big enough.
Elsa: I think I’m seeing double!
Izzy: That’s usually my line.
Elsa: That’s usually because you are drunk.
Izzy: It’s still my line.
Elsa: Isn’t this a lovely pair.
Izzy: They both look really clean and chic and sophisticated.
Jude: Nice job, Izzy.
Elsa: I would agree, they both have a simple but sophisticated look.
Izzy: Pretty much what I said.
Elsa: Well, there’s two of them, so I thought it would be worth saying twice.
Jude: By the way, you never told us what a “Nexter” is…
Izzy: THIS! This is a nexter. This is a look that looks current and classic, but also has style elements that will be in next season or the season after that.
Elsa: You’re making that up.
Elsa: But for once, you kinda make sense.
Izzy: For once? Kinda?
Jude: That’s as good as it’s going to get.
Izzy: This was posted by the enchanting Iris Apfel.
Elsa: The iconic glasses gave it away.
Izzy: And the thing that I love about this outfit is that it is classic and current because of the glasses and the beads.
Elsa: But it is next gen with the layers, fabrics and the interesting layered necklaces.
Izzy: And the colors.
Jude: Wow! Izzy you made it through the entire segment without a burp or swear word or insult.
Izzy: Out of respect to the lovely Ms. Apfel.
Izzy: Fart.. Burp. Titties.
Elsa: I knew it was too good to last.
Izzy: Man, it was hard to get through that.
Jude: This “Who Wore it Best?” entry is right-up your alley.
Izzy: Did you say who “Whore it best?”Because that would totally be Elsa.
Elsa: You’re HIL-arious today.
Izzy: Yes! You are right, Jude, this is right up my alley. AMAZING fashions and titties!!
Elsa: You like saying that word, don’t you?
Izzy: Oh, Elsa, this reminds me… Before I forget… Your DNA test results came back.
Elsa: I’m not falling for this one.
Izzy: Wha? Turns out, you’re 100% horrible and annoying.
Elsa: Well, this is 100% fabulous! The looks are utterly amazing, colorful and creative.
Izzy: Utters are another form of titties, you know.
Elsa: I love both of these looks. They are so similar but yet, they each put their own unique spin on it. Lizzo went for the sex appeal approach.
Izzy: While I do love a boob or two, present company excluded…
Izzy: Thank you. It’s gotta be a tie because they are both simply amazing. And speaking of amazing, Tika, my fashionista friend, has become an internet sensation and has recently graced the pages of @voguemagazine. Her video using @lorenapages hysterical audio went viral with over 40 million views and tons of celebrity shares!
Jude: I’m not surprised. Not only is Tika an amazing fashionista, but she has LEGS for days.
Izzy: Just like me.
Elsa: You’re delusional. Have your stubby little legs already dipped into the mini-bar?
Izzy: No, but that’s a great idea.
Elsa; It kinda is…
Jude: There’s a CHILD here.
Izzy: Then you should leave…
Elsa and Izzy: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!