Izzy: Greetings all you Forks and Power Outlets!
Elsa: Those two things don’t go together.
Izzy: Then why do 4.7 billion people die from putting them together every year.
Elsa: Where did you get that statistic?
Izzy: The World. Wide. Web. And…
Izzy: My head.
Elsa: I think those numbers are inflated.
Izzy: Try telling that to the 4.9 BILLION people who die from it annually.
Elsa: Well, if they are dead, then I can’t tell them about it. And wasn’t it 4.7 billion, not 4.9 billion?
Izzy: At first… but more died since I first said that.
Elsa: More people? So, .2 billion people have died from sticking a fork in a power outlet since we started the show.
Izzy: We should start a GoFund me for their families.
Elsa: How about if we start with a fashion show….
Izzy: For the families…
Izzy: Now this is an example of a dog who has put a fork in an outlet.
Elsa: Sticking a fork in an outlet makes you turn into a very well-dressed duck?
Izzy: It does! You should try it. Go ahead… I’ll wait.
Elsa: I swear I will be calling the police on you one of these days. And kids, do not try this at home.
Izzy: At least it’s a very well dressed duck… very gothic and steampunk.
Elsa: Maybe you should try it …. if these are the results, at least no one would ever be able to make fun of your stubby no-neck and double chins.
Izzy: They don’t make fun of me now.
Elsa: I’m swooning….
Izzy: Look at those piercing green eyes….
Elsa: I love the contrast between her gorgeous green eyes and her fur color. And I love that skirt.
Izzy: It’s like ballet meets Chanel.
Elsa: Meets fairytale…. It’s so lovely.
Izzy: She’s not too shabby … you, know, for a cat.
Elsa: I love the diversity in today’s show.. a duck.. a cat…
Izzy: A short fat dog….
Elsa: Another stunning look!
Izzy: You like it because it is pink.
Elsa: I like it because it is lovely. And pink.
Izzy: I love it too….There’s a lot going on there, but it all works. Graphic print, zipper, tinted lens shades, blingy collar and a tiny hat.
Elsa: It would be chaotic looking if it weren’t for the unifying colors of pink and purple.
Izzy: Why is the hat so tiny? Was it meant for someone with a small little brain like yours?
Elsa: You’re so charming. I think it’s a fashion statement… an accessory.
Izzy: That might be too big for your tiny brain anyway….
Izzy: That is a fantastic example of sustainable fashion.
Elsa: Sustainable….. yes. But fashion…..
Izzy: Cred for creativity and sustainability!
Elsa: The hat is a little 1980’s music video inspired.
Izzy: A little Devo-esque.
Elsa: I do like the monochromatic look.
Izzy: And I bet the pears that were wrapped in that packaging were delicious.
Elsa: I thought we had gotten through this entire show without a mention of snacks.
Izzy: Then I’m glad I mentioned it…. And speaking of snacks…
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas.