Izzy:Greetings all you Glitzes and Glamours!
Elsa: Remember, we have to stay six feet apart.
Izzy: Finally a rule I want to keep. I think we should always be at least six feet apart.
Elsa: By the way, I don’t think Glitzes is a word??
Izzy: Isn’t, but should be. With everything that is going on in the world, I think we should be spending our idle time coming-up with new, useful words.
Elsa: Do you have any suggestions?
Izzy: You know I ALWAYS have suggestions!!!!
Elsa: Give me some examples?
Elsa: Use it in a sentence.
Izzy: I hate conversating with you.
Elsa: Couldn’t you just say, “conversing” instead? Because I’m assuming it’s what you meant and it is already a word.
Elsa: Again, use it in context.
Izzy: Elsa is sing acrapella because the band couldn’t stand her singing and left.
Izzy: Flabulous. Even though Elsa is fat, she is fabulous, or as I like to say “She is flabulous!”
Elsa: Compliment? Not a compliment?
Izzy: Are you confuzzled by this?
Izzy: It’s a nice blend of confused and puzzled!!
Elsa: I think you might be the confuzzled one. Well, while you sort things out in that small brain of yours, let me show the first look.
Izzy: She looks FANTABULOUS!
Elsa: Another new word?
Izzy: Didn’t think I was going to give up that easily, now did you?
Elsa: I will agree with you that she does look “fantabulous.” That sparkly bow is so much fun!
Izzy: She has a sparkly butt too! Which makes this even better. I’ve always liked a sparkly butt.
Elsa: Just because we are social distancing doesn’t mean we can’t look fabulous! This outfit is going to be the perfect celebration outfit for when the quarantine is lifted and we are all able to celebrate again.
Izzy: She looks like she knows how to party! Hit me up when this all over and we’ll go dancing!!
Elsa: I love a sparkly outfit on the dance floor!
Izzy: And something sparkling in a glass is good too!!
Izzy: Raaaawwwrrrrrrr!!! He is soooooo invited to my After-Quarantine Party….
Elsa: How about being quarantined with him?
Izzy: You’re starting to sound like me.
Elsa: Only with fewer made-up and cuss words.
Izzy: And a lot less PIZZAZZ!!
Elsa: This handsome gent is a little bit James Bond and a little bit Tom Cruise!
Izzy: And allllllll man!
Elsa: There is something so elegant about a traditional tuxedo. It’s classic and chic. You just can’t improve on perfection.
Izzy: Until you add Wayfarers!!
Elsa: True! He looks well-groomed and ready for a very sophisticated soiree!
Izzy: I’m the only one who can make-up words around here.
Izzy: Stop that!
Elsa: Ummm.. that is a word.
Izzy: Well, here is another friend who is ready for your “soiree,” which I still think is something you made-up.
Elsa: He does look so handsome, doesn’t he? Another well-groomed man.
Izzy: I’m lovin’ the hint of red. He really has it poppin’!
Elsa: At least you are using real words now.
Izzy: You are so ambitchous!
Elsa: I assume you mean, “ambitious.” And thank you.
Izzy: That’s not what I meant. “Ambitchous” is the act of being bitchier than your average bitch.
Elsa: Oh, Izzy…. Anyway, Kimchee looks stunning with the high button vest and the sophisticated plaid.
Izzy: Since we are having ourselves a virtual party here, let me introduce you to the life of the party —
Elsa: What type of party do you think Pickles is going to?
Izzy: I think Pickles has already been partying too much. Drunk Dressing!!!!
Elsa: That would be a good name for an alcohol based salad dressing!
Izzy: I do believe I am rubbing off on you.
Elsa: Kinda like fleas….
Izzy: Now I KNOW I am rubbing off on you.
Elsa: I think our friend here is maybe trying to ward-off fleas or the Corona Virus.
Izzy: Many layers of protection, for sure. And as far as fleas go, I think they might just been too scared to latch on!
Elsa: I see three different outfits here. Each from a different season.. I see a spring or summer dress?? as the bottom layer. There is a winter coat on top. And the yellow looks like… maybe a life jacket?
Izzy: The socks do it for me.
Elsa: At least they match. Well, each other…they don’t match anything else in the outfit though.
Izzy: I do kinda dig the goggles. For swimming, though. Not just walking around.
Elsa: I’m just so confused.
Izzy: Well, I’m done with this “nonvercation” with you.
Elsa: Not the made-up words again!!!!
Izzy: It’s time for my outrance!!
Elsa: Well, that one isn’t bad…. outrance.
Izzy: I knew you’d come along to seeing things my way … first the fleas and then the lingo.
Elsa: Wait.. I thought we were kidding about the fleas.
Izzy: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
Elsa: So, about the fleas…