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Googles & Yahoos!

September 17, 2021

Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Googles and Yahoos!
Elsa: Been spending time on the internet?
Izzy: I do my research!
Elsa: Research on…. fashion?
Izzy: That too.
Elsa: Slang words for private parts?
Izzy: That’s so last week.
Elsa: Dating app?
Izzy: Noooo… wait, yes, actually.
Elsa: Have times gotten so tough that you have to exploit and post photos of yourself all over the internet just to get a date?
Izzy: Ummmm…… No.
Elsa: I’m confused.
Izzy: That’s nothing new. It’s for you, stupid.
Elsa: You put MY information on the internet???
Izzy: How about this first look?

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Izzy: Isn’t this just the most stunning look?
Elsa: Why is MY information on a dating site?
Izzy: I mean, isn’t it obvious? As obvious as that designer suitcase!! Hmmmm…
Elsa: You keep changing the subject.
Izzy: Yes. Yes, I do. And those shades! Fab-u-lous!
Elsa: They are pretty great. All of these fabulous tones of black, blue and grey make this look sophisticated. And the scarf, well that adds a touch of whimsy!
Izzy: Not one item matches another in color, but it all works together so beautifully.

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Elsa: Oh, la, la… I wouldn’t mind going out on a date with him.
Izzy: Ya – I don’t see that happening.
Elsa: You never know… you don’t know his type.
Izzy: Well, based on his fashion, I know that he has good taste which automatically precludes you.
Elsa: You’re such a bitter woman. But I have better things to do than worry about your opinion. Like complimenting this handsome man on his dark denim. The darker the denim, the more sophisticated the look. Plus, that bandana… Not your usual pattern, but.. wow, does it look good.
Izzy: I like the oversized lapels and how that shape is repeated in the folds of the scarf. And by the way, I WOULD worry about my opinion if I were you because I am the one choosing your new boyfriend. And because of that comment, you just lost yourself a doctor… click and delete.

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Elsa: Ohhh… a bad boy. That could be really interesting.
Izzy: You can’t handle a bad boy.
Elsa: And a fashionable bad boy at that. I love the turned-up sleeve and the fabulous neutrals.
Izzy: And the glasses are everything… and will protect his eyes from your glowing personality.
Elsa: Awww…
Izzy: Actually, that was sarcasm.
Elsa: Oh. Well, the glasses are really attractive and I do love how they bring a pop of color to the outfit. It’s rather unexpected to have the pop of color come through a reflection in the eyeware.
Izzy: How much money do you have?
Elsa: What an intrusive question. Why do you need to know?
Izzy: Finishing touches on your dating profile. I figured it might make you more attractive.

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Elsa: This is interesting.
Izzy: Meet your new fashion consultant!
Elsa: These cuties have some great looks, but I dont think I could pull this one off..
Izzy: You’re jealous because you have such a stubby neck, that’s all.
Elsa: Her neck is gorgeous, but I mean, that’s a lot of stripes.
Izzy: It’s the perfect outfit for anyone who would go out on a date with you. They can pull that long turtleneck right up over their ears so they don’t have to listen to you gripe all the time.
Elsa: Me, gripe? You’re the one that gripes all the time.
Izzy: Okay, Karen.
Elsa: My name is ELSA!
Izzy: I think his stripes and your gripes go together beautifully.

Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!

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About Me

Izzy the Frenchie has become a well-known voice in canine fashion. She has been featured in Paper Magazines ā€œBreak the Internet Issueā€, as well as Vanity Fair, Vogue, TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, The View, and more. Referred to as the pint sized Joan Rivers, she known for her fiesty opinions and sassy attitude. She divides her time between Washington, DC, New York City and the Hamptons.

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Elsa, The Frenchie Furbaby, was born in California and lives in Texas. She has become known for her fashion sense and style. Instagram friends describe her style as classy and sophisticated with a bit of flare and spunk! She loves styling unique looks and thinking out of the box when it comes to pet fashion. When she isn’t modeling the latest pet fashions she loves helping friends that reach out to her on Instagram for styling tips and looks.

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