Izzy: Greetings all you Guys and Dolls!
Jude: And Cats!
Elsa: Well, and dogs too. I mean, we don’t want to discriminate against any group, particularly not our primary audience… which is likely to be dogs and their human friends.
Izzy: Oh, Mamma Mia!! You’re an idiot!
Jude: We are doing a “musical” theme, dummy.
Elsa: Oh, well did you ask… “The Producers” if it was okay? Huh…. ahh….. Pretty good, there???
Izzy: You all make me Les Miserables.
Elsa: This might make anyone feel better. What a lovely look. The delicate palette and the soft fabrics, makes this look a delight to view and probably to touch.
Izzy: I thought we had had the “talk” about you feeling our guests. They don’t like it.
Elsa: I don’t “touch” our guests, Izzy. I give them a warm welcome and that “Ain’t Misbehavin’.”
Jude: Why did we decide to tell her about the musical theme?
Elsa: Aren’t these colors lovely together? The light neutral tones of beige, grey and pink are so chic.
Izzy: I love the light colors. I don’t think that color palette would work on Jude though. I’ve seen him eat ribs before and there is GREASE everywhere. And that my friends, is how it’s done!!
Elsa: I still think my “Ain’t Misbehavin'” was better.
Izzy: More neutral tones!
Elsa: Proving that you don’t have to be loud and brash like Izzy to make a fashion statement.
Izzy: Excuse me…
Elsa: Well, your personality is often “over-the-top” and I’m just saying that sometimes a whisper, even in fashion, can speak loud and clear.
Jude: What did you say?? I couldn’t hear you.
Elsa: Ha, ha, ha. I do love the pop of dark color on the collar here too. The contrast is amazing.
Izzy: Just like me.
Elsa: Just you like you, huh….You know what else is just like you? The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
Izzy: But I don’t live in Texas?
Jude: Or even OKLAHOMA!!! See what I did there?
Izzy: You getting into the liquor?
Jude: It’s A cat or are you seeing double?
Elsa: Just trying to play along with your game of musicals.
Izzy: Too bad you’re not good at it.
Elsa: Not good at it? Does that make me…. Wicked?
Elsa: Fine. Let’s just talk about this amazing outfit. Also all in neutral tones.
Izzy: It is a nice outfit. I like that there are three distinct brown or beige tones in this outfit and they all go together so nicely.
Elsa: And the neutral clothing against the black and white fur really make those green eyes POP! Who needs a pop of color in your clothing when you have eyes like that!!
Jude: I like the bow tie. Makes the whole outfit special.
Elsa: How very fashion-y of you.
Izzy: I was hoping for a comparison of a really great outfit and one terrible to close the show.
Elsa: So you could make fun of the terrible outfit? You really should get some new hobbies.
Izzy: NOoooo. Well, yes but also NOOOooo. I had the perfect line all planned.
Jude: Go ahead…
Izzy: Well, it doesn’t work now. I was going to say that one was the Beauty and the other was the Beast. But these are both great looks. That’s just messed-up.
Jude: These are both really great looks… and they’re both in neutral tones.
Elsa: You are learning.
Izzy: Neutrals but with a touch of animal magnetism. Rawwr…
Elsa: So Who Wore it Best?
Izzy: I do like Lucy Hale, but Sizzle wins!!
Elsa: For me too. I do love how Lucy has ALMOST a bare shoulder, but only hints at the skin. But Sizzle’s bow… that just does it for me.
Izzy: That ALWAYS does it for you.
Jude: La la la la
Izzy: What’s that?? It must be the end of the show because I hear THE SOUND OF MUSIC!
Elsa: You two had that planned, didn’t you?
Izzy, Elsa and Jude: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!