Izzy: Greetings all you Hammers and Nails!
Elsa: Hammered? That has to be about you…
Izzy: Thank you for noticing… Nailed might be consistent for me too..
Jude: Ummm…. there’s a kid here…. Family show…
Izzy: Yeah, ELSA…. talking about being hammered… sheeshhhh.
Elsa: Yes, that’s the worst thing that has ever been discussed on this family show.
Izzy: You really do drag our show into the dirt sometimes.
Elsa: Yes, that sounds just like me.
Jude: She’s very agreeable today.
Izzy: Let’s see if we agree on this…
Elsa: I would bet that we will be in agreement about this look. What’s there not to love!!
Izzy: If anyone can find anything to disagree with me on… It’d be you, Elsa.
Elsa: I DISAGREE! We do have the same opinion on a lot of things.
Jude: Do you see what just happened?
Izzy: I don’t think she saw what just happened.
Elsa: I adore this combination of texture and color. It looks modern, yet a bit retro.
Izzy: The woven fabric gives a chic and international spin.
Elsa: And the green and orange trim on the sherpa vest gives an almost “1970’s” vibe.
Jude: How old were you in 1970, Elsa?
Izzy: Oh, snap.
Elsa: A change of subject might be nice right about now…
Izzy: I would rather talk about this fine looking dog with the name BACON instead of YOU any day and twice on Thursday!
Jude: But it’s Friday.
Izzy: And thrice on Friday.
Jude: Thrice.. huh…
Izzy: At least.
Elsa: As I was saying… a change of subject might be nice right about now. And look at this … I see another Sherpa vest!
Izzy: A sexy beast in lamb’s clothing.
Elsa: WIth beautiful red trim!
Jude: I love the bad-ass chains.
Elsa: You should not be using that language. You’re too young.
Jude: You shouldn’t be walking unattended either because you’re too old, but that hasn’t stopped you.
Elsa: Again. I am not old.
Izzy: I like this show.
Elsa: But I do agree with Jude, even though the point was made rather crudely.
Elsa: I love this grey colored sweater. It’s the perfect fall wardrobe staple. Neutral colored, comfortable to wear and can be dressed up or down, depending on how it’s paired and accessorized.
Izzy: The glasses do it for me. Not only are they smooth like buttah, but they also add a pop of colah…
Jude: So poetic.
Elsa: Well, I do love the pops of colors. Those details can really change the attitude of the outfit. Take a look at the collar and the tag.. They also add some interesting texture, along with color, of course.
Izzy: Oh. My. GOODNESS! This show is one of my all-time favorites. Not only has Jude called Elsa old a number of times, but we get to have Mr. Hugh Hefner as our guest!!
Elsa: And they both look so dashing, don’t they?
Jude: I don’t know why people make a big deal out of what they wear to bed anyway. I mean it’s not like anyone is going to see you.
Izzy: This confirms that you live with Elsa. NO ONE will ever see what she wears to bed.
Elsa: Well, I think that this is easily a tie. Mr. Hefner looks great with the contrasting colors and the fabric that invites touch.
Izzy: I’ll bet it did.
Elsa: Family show…
Jude: Slippery fabric pants might make it easier to slide out of bed.
Elsa: But Huey looks so warm and cozy in his robe too.
Izzy: It’s kind of a tie for me… they both look great… Hef is .. well, HEF, but the dog’s name is Potato… And I love potatoes.
Elsa: What a great criteria by which to judge a fashion contest.
Izzy: I know, right?
Jude: So, isn’t it time that you two “old” ladies to get your day-drinking on?
Izzy: Expert tip… It was funny when you called Elsa Old, but it’s not in good taste to say it to me.
Izzy and Elsa (because Jude is currently stuffed in a closet): Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!