Izzy: Greetings all you Hams and Cheese-s. Cheesess? Cheeseys?
Elsa: Don’t hurt yourself there.
Izzy: How do you pluralize Cheese? Cheeses?
Elsa: Cheeses. Yes.
Izzy: That doesn’t sound right. Cheeses.
Elsa: Can we move on?
Izzy: They should have a word for it.
Elsa: They do. It’s cheeses.
Izzy: I mean a different word.
Elsa: What would you suggest?
Izzy: I like cheeseese better.
Elsa: Ya. That’s less complicated for sure.
Izzy: Glad we agree.
Elsa: We have to agree on something. I’m kind of curious to see if we are going to agree on our “Who Wore it Better?” segment.
Izzy: Oh, I do love those segments. Bring it on..
Izzy: Ya. So, you don’t think we are going to agree on this one?
Elsa: I said that I was curious.
Izzy: If you think I will ever vote against my girl, Beyonce, you are dumber than a sack of spatulas.
Elsa: Does that make sense?
Izzy: If you were as smart as me you’d know.
Elsa: I’d know……
Izzy: Ya, it really doesn’t make any sense.
Elsa: Well, this might surprise you but I’m going to cast my vote for Mouse.
Elsa: Well, I happen to like this look. It’s Boho Chic with the pom poms. And there is nothing to obstruct our view of her face. Don’t get me wrong, I do love Beyonce, but there is nothing particularly interesting about her green veil.
Elsa: Are you stuck?
Izzy: I’m shooketh!!!!
Elsa: Making-up a lot of words today.
Izzy: What’s the plural for “Up your butt?”
Elsa: I suppose it would be “Up your bu…” wait…..
Izzy: How can you not think that Beyonce is interesting. It’s Beyon – freakin’ – ce!
Elsa: I didn’t say that SHE is not interesting. I said that the veil was not particularly special. In my opinion.
Izzy: In your stupid opinion.
Elsa: Okay, let me see it through your eyes. Tell me your thoughts.
Izzy: It’s sheer so we can still see her lovely face… and her beautiful hair… and her fabulous make-up… and ….
Elsa: This is getting awkward.
Izzy: You’re awkward.
Elsa: Should we just agree to disagree on this one?
Izzy: That would mean that we are disagreeing. Or we are agreeing with each other. Or…
Elsa: Stop thinking so much. You’re going to hurt yourself.
Elsa: Works every time…
Izzy: What works every time?
Elsa: Oh, nothing.
Izzy: You think you can flash a hot looking guy at me and I lose all train of thought.
Izzy: Well, you’re right.
Elsa: Thank you. He does look great though, doesn’t he? This outfit really suits his body nicely.
Izzy: I love the graphic elements too. Big and bold, just like he is.
Elsa: I like the round framed glasses too. I think that softens the look a little.
Izzy: And I think the thick leash is also awesome.
Elsa: Yes, it goes with the outfit so nicely.
Izzy: You know what else would go nicely with that outfit?
Elsa: I was naive to think that you might be talking about fashion.
Izzy: Ya. You are naive most of all time.
Elsa: Ohhhhh… wow! I just.. I don’t… wow!
Izzy: And you can be distracted by pink…
Elsa: It’s not just the pink, friend. It’s everything about this look.
Izzy: The sequins?
Elsa: The sequins… the bow… the gold.. the pink… the grooming… the attitude….. the… wow…
Izzy: I can leave you two alone if you’d like.
Elsa: It’s everything I love rolled into one sweet little package.
Izzy: She’s like a sophisticated JoJo Siwa.
Elsa: Well, I wouldn’t say that, but … yes, she is girlie and sweet and so beautiful.
Izzy: She is cute and sweet, but I sense a fierce little sassy pants in there somewhere.
Elsa: Double vision and double fun!
Izzy: Double trouble!
Elsa: They look amazing! Why would you say that they are trouble?
Izzy: You make it sound like trouble is a bad thing! I was complimenting them!
Elsa: You’re so weird.
Izzy: Thank you. I love their mom’s feet too.
Elsa: You love her feet?
Izzy: I think I just said that.
Elsa: They are lovely. It was just an odd observation.
Izzy: You’re an odd observation.
Elsa: You should really stop wasting time on making-up new words and work on a few new come-backs because yours are getting old.
Izzy: You’re getting old.
Izzy: You do have a point…
Elsa: I love the camouflage but what I like most is the message. A great message spelled out in a fun and graphic way!
Izzy: It’s been all about the graphics today.
Elsa: Trust yourself.. what a good message.
Izzy: Do you trust yourself?
Elsa: I think I make good, thoughtful decisions. I assess a situation and make reasonable decisions.
Izzy: Exhibit A. A drunk phone call last night at 2 AM.
Izzy: Exhibit B. A drunk text last night at 3 AM.
Izzy: Don’t interrupt me while I’m presenting my case.
Elsa: Izzy… you drunk called ME last night at 2 AM.
Izzy: I did? Oh, ya… I did. Did I text you too?
Izzy: Well, okay, then. You can trust yourself again.
Elsa: Thank you for permission to do what I already do.
Izzy: Oh, you’re welcome. Thank you for being recognitioning of my permission.
Elsa: Remember that talk about making-up words?
Izzy: I would give you a scary look, but you’ve already got one.
Elsa: That’s not nice!
Izzy: But it’s a good come-back! So now I can go back to making-up words.
Elsa: I’m so happy…
Izzy: You mean you’re so happilicous!
Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
Izzy: Don’t you mean “Stay fabouness, fashionistalies?