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Hams and Cheese-s

August 23, 2019

Izzy: Greetings all you Hams and Cheese-s. Cheesess? Cheeseys?
Elsa: Don’t hurt yourself there.
Izzy: How do you pluralize Cheese? Cheeses?
Elsa: Cheeses. Yes.
Izzy: That doesn’t sound right. Cheeses.
Elsa: Can we move on?
Izzy: They should have a word for it.
Elsa: They do. It’s cheeses.
Izzy: I mean a different word.
Elsa: What would you suggest?
Izzy: I like cheeseese better.
Elsa: Ya. That’s less complicated for sure.
Izzy: Glad we agree.
Elsa: We have to agree on something. I’m kind of curious to see if we are going to agree on our “Who Wore it Better?” segment.
Izzy: Oh, I do love those segments. Bring it on..

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Izzy: Ya. So, you don’t think we are going to agree on this one?
Elsa: I said that I was curious.
Izzy: If you think I will ever vote against my girl, Beyonce, you are dumber than a sack of spatulas.
Elsa: Does that make sense?
Izzy: If you were as smart as me you’d know.
Elsa: I’d know……
Izzy: Ya, it really doesn’t make any sense.
Elsa: Well, this might surprise you but I’m going to cast my vote for Mouse.
Izzy: WHHHHHHAAT?
Elsa: Well, I happen to like this look. It’s Boho Chic with the pom poms. And there is nothing to obstruct our view of her face. Don’t get me wrong, I do love Beyonce, but there is nothing particularly interesting about her green veil.
Izzy: WHHHHHHAAAT?
Elsa: Are you stuck?
Izzy: I’m shooketh!!!!
Elsa: Making-up a lot of words today.
Izzy: What’s the plural for “Up your butt?”
Elsa: I suppose it would be “Up your bu…” wait…..
Izzy: How can you not think that Beyonce is interesting. It’s Beyon – freakin’ – ce!
Elsa: I didn’t say that SHE is not interesting. I said that the veil was not particularly special. In my opinion.
Izzy: In your stupid opinion.
Elsa: Okay, let me see it through your eyes. Tell me your thoughts.
Izzy: It’s sheer so we can still see her lovely face… and her beautiful hair… and her fabulous make-up… and ….
Elsa: This is getting awkward.
Izzy: You’re awkward.
Elsa: Should we just agree to disagree on this one?
Izzy: That would mean that we are disagreeing. Or we are agreeing with each other. Or…
Elsa: Stop thinking so much. You’re going to hurt yourself.

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Izzy: Ohhhh…….
Elsa: Works every time…
Izzy: What works every time?
Elsa: Oh, nothing.
Izzy: You think you can flash a hot looking guy at me and I lose all train of thought.
Elsa: Well.
Izzy: Well, you’re right.
Elsa: Thank you. He does look great though, doesn’t he? This outfit really suits his body nicely.
Izzy: I love the graphic elements too. Big and bold, just like he is.
Elsa: I like the round framed glasses too. I think that softens the look a little.
Izzy: And I think the thick leash is also awesome.
Elsa: Yes, it goes with the outfit so nicely.
Izzy: You know what else would go nicely with that outfit?
Elsa: What?
Izzy: Me!!
Elsa: I was naive to think that you might be talking about fashion.
Izzy: Ya. You are naive most of all time.

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Elsa: Ohhhhh… wow! I just.. I don’t… wow!
Izzy: And you can be distracted by pink…
Elsa: It’s not just the pink, friend. It’s everything about this look.
Izzy: The sequins?
Elsa: The sequins… the bow… the gold.. the pink… the grooming… the attitude….. the… wow…
Izzy: I can leave you two alone if you’d like.
Elsa: It’s everything I love rolled into one sweet little package.
Izzy: She’s like a sophisticated JoJo Siwa.
Elsa: Well, I wouldn’t say that, but … yes, she is girlie and sweet and so beautiful.
Izzy: She is cute and sweet, but I sense a fierce little sassy pants in there somewhere.

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Elsa: Double vision and double fun!
Izzy: Double trouble!
Elsa: They look amazing! Why would you say that they are trouble?
Izzy: You make it sound like trouble is a bad thing! I was complimenting them!
Elsa: You’re so weird.
Izzy: Thank you. I love their mom’s feet too.
Elsa: You love her feet?
Izzy: I think I just said that.
Elsa: They are lovely. It was just an odd observation.
Izzy: You’re an odd observation.
Elsa: You should really stop wasting time on making-up new words and work on a few new come-backs because yours are getting old.
Izzy: You’re getting old.
Elsa: mmm…hmmm.
Izzy: You do have a point…
Elsa: I love the camouflage but what I like most is the message. A great message spelled out in a fun and graphic way!
Izzy: It’s been all about the graphics today.
Elsa: Trust yourself.. what a good message.
Izzy: Do you trust yourself?
Elsa: I think I make good, thoughtful decisions. I assess a situation and make reasonable decisions.
Izzy: Exhibit A. A drunk phone call last night at 2 AM.
Elsa: Izzy….
Izzy: Exhibit B. A drunk text last night at 3 AM.
Elsa: Izzy…
Izzy: Don’t interrupt me while I’m presenting my case.
Elsa: Izzy… you drunk called ME last night at 2 AM.
Izzy: I did? Oh, ya… I did. Did I text you too?
Elsa: MMmhmmm
Izzy: Well, okay, then. You can trust yourself again.
Elsa: Thank you for permission to do what I already do.
Izzy: Oh, you’re welcome. Thank you for being recognitioning of my permission.
Elsa: Remember that talk about making-up words?
Izzy: I would give you a scary look, but you’ve already got one.
Elsa: That’s not nice!
Izzy: But it’s a good come-back! So now I can go back to making-up words.
Elsa: I’m so happy…
Izzy: You mean you’re so happilicous!

Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
Izzy: Don’t you mean “Stay fabouness, fashionistalies?
Elsa: No.

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Izzy the Frenchie has become a well-known voice in canine fashion. She has been featured in Paper Magazines “Break the Internet Issue”, as well as Vanity Fair, Vogue, TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, The View, and more. Referred to as the pint sized Joan Rivers, she known for her fiesty opinions and sassy attitude. She divides her time between Washington, DC, New York City and the Hamptons.

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Elsa, The Frenchie Furbaby, was born in California and lives in Texas. She has become known for her fashion sense and style. Instagram friends describe her style as classy and sophisticated with a bit of flare and spunk! She loves styling unique looks and thinking out of the box when it comes to pet fashion. When she isn’t modeling the latest pet fashions she loves helping friends that reach out to her on Instagram for styling tips and looks.

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