Izzy: Greetings all you Icings on the Cake and Eat it Toos!
Elsa: A cake themed show, I assume?
Elsa: Why do you have to be so confusing all the time?
Izzy: You know how you are just naturally bitchy??? Well, I’m just naturally confusing.
Elsa: That part wasn’t confusing at all.
Izzy: Actually, if you MUST know today’s theme…
Elsa: Since this is a joint-effort, I suppose me knowing the theme would be a good start.
Izzy: Do we have themes?
Elsa: You just said that we did.
Izzy: Did I?
Elsa: You’re definitely living up to the confusing part.
Izzy: The theme for the day …. bum dat a dum…
Elsa: Bum dat a dum?
Izzy: That’s my drum roll.
Elsa: Of course it is…
Izzy: Amazing accessories.
Elsa: At least it is fashion related.
Izzy: And cake related… icing on the cake…. accessories…. get it.
Izzy: Just go with it…
Elsa: This is the least confusing part of the show so far. Amazing.
Izzy: Wearing designer label…. check.
Elsa: PINK!!!!!!! check.
Izzy: Monogram necklace…. check
Elsa: Pristine grooming… check and double check.
Izzy: Write out a check.. to me…
Izzy: Worth a try.
Elsa: I do love this look. I love the bold stripes, the bright red, the layered jewelry. I love the pink glasses and the immaculate
grooming. Accessories for the win! And I love that she is a cat.
Izzy: For being a cat, she is one bad bitch.
Elsa: Anything to cuss…
Izzy: Umm yasss!! And I want that Supreme sweater.
Elsa: What a handsome gentleman!!
Izzy: “I’m Elsa… I have a pole firmly pushed up my butt.”
Elsa: I have a pole up my…. behind because I find this man attractive?
Izzy: No… It’s the “handsome gentleman” part.
Elsa: Should we talk about the fashion?
Izzy: I like stripes. I like white and black. I like that he accessorized with red.
Elsa: Your fashion knowledge is so expansive, I wonder if I can keep up.
Izzy: What more should I say? I love it because he could either be a Frenchman or a pirate. Or maybe both?
Elsa: Or the more likely scenario… He just looks fashionable?
Izzy: But that’s not as an interesting as a fashionable French pirate?
Elsa: Oh, my preciousness!!!!!!
izzy: Another French pirate!!!
Elsa: Not everyone who wears black and white stripes are pirates or French.
Izzy: No, some of prisoners.
Elsa: And some are just fashionable.
Izzy: That is a HUGE bow.
Elsa: And it’s lovely too!!!! I love everything about this look. The contrast between the bold, graphic stripes and the pops of color at the head and oh, my, goodness…. those socks!!
Izzy: This is pretty great. I’ll have to agree with you. As hard as that is to say.
Elsa: What were you saying about pops of color? How about this “Who Wore it Better?”
Izzy: That’s a lot of pop!
Elsa: This is going to be hard. I like both looks.
Izzy: Let’s analyze this more closely.
Elsa: Britney is amazing. Look at her body and how smooth the fabric looks.
Izzy: Smooth and red? Sounds like a fine wine.
Elsa: She has aged pretty much like a fine wine too!
Izzy: But Iggy-my-girl, looks pretty awesome too. I think her long neck and long legs make her the clear winner here.
Elsa: OOOopps, we did it again. We disagreed.
Izzy: Was that supposed to be a joke?
Elsa: Yes. Do I need to label them for you.
Izzy: Only the stupid and not funny ones.
Elsa: So, you are giving the win to Iggy?
Izzy: By a slight edge, yes.
Elsa: My main criticism is that Iggy’s legs don’t look as smooth as Britney’s, so I think I will give a slight edge to Britney.
Izzy: Your face is more wrinkled than Iggy’s pants and yet I still love you.
Elsa: Insults work better when they make sense.
Izzy: Jokes work better when they’re funny.
Elsa: Let’s just call this one a tie.
Izzy: Since our show has been about accessories…
Elsa: Has it?
Izzy: I think we should go “tie one on”….
Elsa: At least I know if I get a cocktail in your hand you’ll be too busy drinking to be talking.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!