Izzy: Greetings all you Jump Scares and Spit Takes!
Elsa: Greeting dear audience…. Izzy.
Elsa: I don’t think jump scares work when you’re expecting them.
Izzy: Okay, come here then.. let me try the spit take.
Elsa: Umm… I think I’ll pass.
Izzy: You’re just no fun any more.
Elsa: Because I don’t want to be spit on? Ya… how unreasonable.
Izzy: I thought so.
Elsa: You’ve been practicing those spit takes, haven’t you?
Elsa: Then why do you have orange juice all over your face?
Izzy: I like orange juice.
Elsa: Still… doesn’t explain why it’s all over your face.
Izzy: It’s better that way?
Elsa: Let’s move on, shall we?
Izzy: Look at that look!
Elsa: That’s a lot of looking.
Izzy: The color combination of the olive green and the dusty pink look so good together.
Elsa: This is a good example of matching tones. One of the reasons this outfit works is because she has matched tones. Both the pink in the sweater and the green of the vest are mixed with the same grey color which means that their tone matches.
Izzy: Blah, blah, blah… I love the collar too. I really admire those who can wear bulky turtlenecks.
Elsa: Because you don’t have a neck?
Izzy: I have a neck, thankyouverymuch!
Elsa: Just can’t see it under all those chins?
Izzy: I need some orange juice over here, ASAP!
Elsa: Her neckline is beautiful. She looks so cozy and ready for the outdoors.
Elsa: Ohhh la la! Now there is another neckline to admire! That’s something!
Izzy: That fur color is obviously the focal point of this look. It works because she has short hair so this collar really stands out.
Elsa: She can get by with wearing that type of collar because of her long, graceful neck.
Izzy: For the record… You don’t exactly have the neck of a giraffe.
Elsa: And for the record, I have only one chin so at least my neck is visible.
Izzy: Don’t knock having multiple chins. You never know when you might need a spare.
Elsa: Of course, the pink color of the coat completes this look wonderfully.
Izzy: Bitch has style!
Elsa: Yes, she does! The coat alone, with the fun cheetah print and the fur texture, is amazing, but it’s the accessories that really lend the “wow” factor.
Izzy: You really do talk like that, don’t you?
Elsa: Umm.. you’ve heard me talking for years, so I guess, yes?
Izzy: You always try to talk so fancy using big words like “texture” and stuff.
Elsa: Texture? That’s a big word?
Izzy: It’s not a small word.
Elsa: You’re just looking for a reason to make me mad again so you can spit take me, aren’t you?
Izzy: I have my orange juice now.
Elsa: And it better stay in your glass, or on your face, like the other gallon that is already there.
Izzy: Don’t you think a spit take might add a little spice to the show? It’s probably ratings week and we want to do whatever we can during ratings week.
Elsa: It’s not ratings week.
Izzy: Can I do it anyway?
Elsa: No. But you can talk about fashion.
Izzy: Fine. The accessories here are Da Bomb! Not only is there interest at the neck, like our previous looks, but there is interest added with the handbag and the pin too.
Elsa: I love the handbag. I WANT it!
Izzy: Let me spit on you and I’ll get it for you.
Elsa: I’ll buy my own, but thanks.
Izzy: So, speaking of spit takes… What would it look like if you ate a flamingo and Laura Ingalls Wilder and then threw-up?
Izzy: You heard the question.
Elsa: Heard it, yes. Understand it….. Nooooo.
Elsa: Okay, now I kinda understand it.
Izzy: Maybe it’s on backwards? We have been talking about interesting necklines and maybe this is backward?
Elsa: Your mind is so… interesting. I think it’s on correctly.
Elsa: Well, The print says “Laura Ingalls” and the lace says “Vegas Showgirl” or “Vegas Show Flamingo”
Elsa: Vegas Show Flamingo?
Izzy: It’s a thing.
Elsa: These things just don’t seem to go together.
Izzy: But it’s pink.
Elsa: That doesn’t mean that I would wear it.
Izzy: I guess I better take back your Christmas gift then.
Elsa: I like that she has her own style. I like that she isn’t afraid to strut her stuff. And the outfit is beautifully made.
Elsa: Trying that jump scare again?
Izzy: Dang-it! You’re no fun… no jump scares… no spit takes.
Elsa; I would ask you out for cocktails, but I think I’ll pass on that idea this week. I don’t want to be any where near you when you’re drinking AND practicing your spit takes.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
Elsa: And try to stay dry too, which can be a challenge around Izzy.