Izzy: Greetings all you Ladies and Gentleman..s. Gentleman’s? Gentlemens?
Elsa: Wow… I’m shocked at your normal, well, almost normal greeting.
Elsa: Gentlemen. But nice try.
Izzy: Why does it have to be so hard?
Izzy: Talking. Words. English. It’s all so hard.
Elsa: Umm… okay.
Izzy: Well, it is!!!
Elsa: If you stayed sober, you’d probably have better luck.
Izzy: Better luck? Maybe better luck talking but better luck? umm… no. I get pretty lucky drunk or not.
Elsa: I don’t want to know…
Izzy: You would if you knew some of my stories..
Elsa: I do know some of your stories. I don’t want to know more.
Izzy: You’ll want to know about this look…
Elsa: Oh, my heart! That is just beautiful!! I love the ombre blue and I love the texture.
Izzy: I love the tongue.
Izzy: Well, I do. I like that it’s long and it’s a nice shade of pink. And I like that it looks supple.
Izzy: Is that all you can contribute today? Seriously? Do I have to carry this whole show on my shoulders?
Elsa: They’re broad enough, for sure.
Izzy: Finally stopped saying “Okay” and now you’re onto insults…
Elsa: I think we should stick to talking about the clothes rather than individual body parts. Must I remind you… this is a fashion blog.
Izzy: Fashion blog, Smashin; flog. Flammin’ bog. Silly frog…
Elsa: Are you done yet?
Izzy: Whacky hog… that’s you.
Elsa: Do you like the outfit?
Izzy: But of course I do!! And the tongue.
Izzy: Oh, ME—OW!
Elsa: Pretty awesome, huh?
Izzy: Glitter and fringe…. what’s not to like?
Elsa: I like that we’re featuring a video. I love to see how the outfit moves. I think those are feathers though, and not fringe.
Izzy: Feathers, meathers.
Elsa: Are you going to do this for the whole show?
Izzy: Show. Moe.
Elsa: Stupid questions, I guess.
Izzy: Yes, you are.
Elsa: Do you like anything other than the “fringe” and the glitter?
Izzy: I like the cat.
Elsa: Next look.
Izzy: Pink bow… you must love this outfit.
Elsa: I do love this outfit. I do love the bow, but I really like the contrasting fabrics the most.
Izzy: Business on the top and party in the pants.
Elsa: It’s a skirt. And I’d say it’s more of a tea party on the bottom. I love how these two very different fabrics are put together so expertly.
Izzy: Nothing really matches but it all goes together so nicely. Kind of like us.
Izzy: I mean, I’m beautiful and funny and smart and sophisticated and you are… you.
Izzy: And yet we go together nicely.
Elsa: It’s about to become a lot less nice in here.
Izzy: Idle threats.
Elsa: What a great look.
Izzy: Which one?
Elsa: Both! They are essentially the same look.
Izzy: I don’t know if you noticed this or not, but one is Lady Gaga and the other is a dog.
Elsa: Ohhhhhhhh realllllly??????
Izzy: Is that sarcasm I detect?
Elsa: Nooooooooo not at alllllll
Izzy: Sarcasm, shmourcasm.
Elsa: Stop that.
Izzy: Well, I like Lady Gaga. She’s my girl and I think she looks fantastic.
Elsa: She does! But so does Poppy. I love that she mimics Lady Gaga’s open mouth pose. I like the long lases on both of them. It’s beautiful how even though their complexions are opposite, they both look great in this color. The power of pink, my friend.
Izzy: So you’re voting for Poopy.
Elsa: It’s Poppy.
Izzy: Oh. You’re voting for Poppy?
Elsa: I think so. I love her dark complexion against the pink.
Izzy: Gaga sounds like baby talk for pooping. And Poppy’s name is almost poopy.
Izzy: Just an observation.
Elsa: Stop observing things then.
Izzy: Stop, mop.
Elsa: GOOD BYE!
Izzy: Aren’t you forgetting something??
Elsa and Izzy: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!