Izzy: Greetings all you lemon juices and hot chips.
Elsa: Do those really go together?
Izzy: Well, look at this way… we go together, for argument’s sake… more or less.
Elsa: Yes. But we are both fashionistas! We are both beautiful Frenchies…
Izzy: Are we? I mean, I know I am, but…… Anyway, my point is… we go together, somewhat… and I’m hot and spicy and you’re sour and acid-y just like lemon juice. Soooo……
Elsa: You are always so complimentary. It’s astounding…
Izzy: Thank you!!!
Elsa: Not really a compliment.
Elsa: What a great look on Cinderelly! It’s like a symphony of textures and a mural of textiles. Izzy: Hold on.. I have to vomit a little.
Elsa: WHAT? You don’t like this look?
Izzy: I love the look! Your pretentious way kinda makes me want to puke though. Symphony? Mural?
Elsa: Well, look at it. The colors and textures, though different, blend and harmonize just like the variety of instruments that work together to create a beautiful melody.
Elsa: How would you describe it?
Elsa: You’re so … tasteless.
Izzy: I’m hot chips, remember?? So, not tasteless at all.
Elsa: Well, let me just say a few comments about this outfit before you derail this segment and go off on a tangent about food, alcohol, men you’d like to date, day drinking,…
Izzy: Only you could go off on a tangent about my tangents.
Elsa: To ignore you… I love the daring fashion moves we see here. I love the explosion of color, texture and collage of styles.
Elsa: You like?
Izzy: Yes!! And I’m sounding like a cheetah … cheetah print… duh…. rawr!!!
Elsa: You’re thinking lion….
Izzy: How dare you call me a liar!! I do love this print. It’s fierce.. it’s hot!!
Elsa: Nevermind. It’s pretty great, for sure. And I love the thick gold chain and the pendant too. Gold jewelry with cheetah is so chic.
Izzy: That necklace is Tiffany & Co. inspired, for sure.
Elsa: Decorative and utilitarian too. So chic and so fabulous!!
Izzy: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaasssssssss this is a party look if I have ever seen a party look. And we all know I have.
Elsa: Yes. Once or twice.
Izzy: Or ten-million.
Elsa: I don’t even know where to start… there are so many right things about this look. My favorite is the double circle necklace paired with the glasses that are also circular.
Izzy: Circular glasses…. but this ain’t no Harry Potter.
Elsa: There’s a lot going on here, but it works. It takes a certain creative eye to put together such an amazing, but diverse outfit.
Izzy: The stripped shirt is a good basic canvas to start with and from there… KAPOW!
Elsa: Is that a technical term? Learn that at fashion school?
Izzy: Kapow… it’s the noise you hear when someone hits something with a lot of force. Come closer… let me demonstrate.
Elsa: I’m not too ladylike to refrain from punching you in that flat snout of yours.
Izzy: Who said you were ladylike at all…. and have you looked in a mirror? Your nose is so flat, if it weren’t for all your wrinkles, it’d look like someone ironed your face.
Elsa: Wow…aren’t you a feisty one today.
Izzy: I’m a gangsta…. gangsta enough to party with @baconthedoggers.
Elsa: Better ask Bacon about that…
Elsa: I love a good “Who Wore it Best?!” And ohhh… this is a good one….
Izzy: This is a good one.
Elsa: Something we finally agree upon… miracles do happen!!!!
Izzy: I’ll start dissecting these looks. That’s what you like to do, right?
Elsa: Me? I love fashion and I like to praise those who share my same taste and celebrate those with diverse and daring, yet tasteful and unique styles.
Izzy: You love to dissect our guests’ looks… piece by piece and judge them based solely on their outward appearance?
Elsa: That’s you who does that.
Izzy: Oh. Ya. You’re right. So, let’s start….
Elsa: The looks are both so interesting and colorful that’s it’s hard to choose a favorite. I think @jvn has the edge-up on the collar piece. It looks neat and tidy. But I have to say that I like the print on @everybodyloveschelsea ‘s dress. The smaller flowers look more modern than @jvn ‘s bigger print. That has a bit of a retro vibe. Not bad at all, but I do like the smaller floral better. Izzy: I’m Elsa… I don’t judge people at all….
Elsa: I’m just explaining my personal preference…But they are both stunning. What’s your opinion?
Izzy: For once you care about my opinion. That is refreshing….
Elsa: You’re so difficult… just give us your opinion on these looks.
Izzy: I like both of them. I like that Jvn has his arms covered in black. I think it adds something special to the look and grounds it more. I also like that Chelsea left her arms bare. On her, that was a good choice because with her smaller frame, I think it would have looked too tight…or restrictive…. I don’t know what I’m talking about. You’ve distracted me.
Elsa: That escalated quickly. Are you trying to start a fight?
Izzy: Maybe a little… I want to end the show and go out for cocktails. Care to join me?