Izzy: Greetings all you Lemon Meringues and Key Lime Pies!
Elsa: Food related, again, I see!
Izzy: Can you think of anything better?
Elsa: Actually, no I cannot.
Jude: I can think of better pies though. Like S’MORE Pie.
Izzy: I always want Sa more Pie……. ba dum dum.
Elsa: Dumb is correct. You called that one right.
Izzy: You’re just jealous.
Elsa: Of what?
Izzy: Probably of something.
Elsa: There’s some amazing logic for you.
Jude: I do like chocolate cream pie too.
Izzy: And apple isn’t bad.
Jude: Only with ice cream.
Izzy: Whipped cream is good too.
Izzy: Good call. Both is always better.
Jude: Just like you and I are better than just one of us.
Izzy: I wouldn’t go that far….
Izzy: KEY LIME PIE!!!
Elsa: Is that all you see here?
Jude: I see feathers too.
Izzy: I typically like my key lime pie without feathers, but I’m willing to try…
Elsa: The color does give a nod to key lime pie, but let’s not get caught-up on the color and ignore the lovely lines and the beautiful details.
Izzy:The texture is awesome. It looks like cotton candy
Elsa: Actually, it looks more like lovely feathers to me. I love that it is monochromatic.
Jude: The checkerboard pattern on the ribbon is nice too. It’s like a race flag.
Izzy: Maybe a race where the key lime pie is the reward?
Elsa: I think the graphic print is more or less there to contrast with the bright color of the top.
Elsa: The snaps add a fabulous graphic element too.
Izzy: He’s got key lime pie glasses!!
Elsa: Is that so?
Jude: It’s the theme of the show!! I figured it out!
Elsa: There are no themes.
Izzy: Those are some “sweet” shades… sweet.. get it… pie??
Jude: Good one!
Elsa: So, the designer graphic print is amazing. I love the bold contrast and how snug and body hugging it is.
Izzy: You make fun of me and my food obsession, but it’s all about the sexy bodies to you.
Elsa: I rarely even mention bodies or anything remotely sexual.
Izzy: Oh, ya, that’s me too.
Jude: And the chain is badass too.
Izzy: And this is BADASS.
Jude: It’s right there in the name too.
Elsa: And in the look, for sure. I love the faux leather. I love the thick, bold chain. I love it.
Jude: No matter how hard I try, I can’t find any pie references in this look.
Elsa: Is there supposed to be? Resembling or referencing food has never been a criteria to be included in the Pawshion Police.
Jude: Well, it should be. Write that down, Izzy.
Elsa: Any comments about the clothes before we move on?
Izzy: ASS BAD!
Elsa: What’s that?
Izzy: The opposite of badass.
Elsa: Of course.
Jude: I sense confusion here. I see a little bit of Hawaii…
Izzy: A little bit kitty cat.
Jude: A little bit parrot.
Izzy: Nice sunglasses though.
Elsa: I see a hot mess! So many colors. So many patterns. So many things…
Izzy: Not even the key lime pie skirt looks yummy.
Jude: I’d say that’s more celery or possibly broccoli.
Elsa: The doggo is cute though. And I like the headband. Probably should have stuck with the headband and glasses.
Izzy: Not into the skirt, shirt, lei, bandana, headband, glasses look?
Elsa: If it takes you that long to list off the outfit plus accessories, you’ve probably overdone it.
Jude: And if it takes that much time to name everything you have wasted a lot of eating time!!!
Izzy: And drinking. We haven’t touched on that yet.
Izzy, Elsa and Jude: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
Izzy: And send pie to our homes!!