Izzy: Greetings all you Leopards and Cheetahs!
Elsa: Is it Big Cat Day here at Pawshion Police? Meooww…
Izzy: None of this “meow” crap… Big Cats go “ROOOOAR!”
Elsa: So, my sound effects aren’t up to par. But did I guess it right?
Izzy: You did not, as usual. It is Big Cat Print Day?
Elsa: That’s mostly the same thing… so I am mostly right.
Izzy: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. One of those I actually know from experience…
Elsa: And it also doesn’t matter in things such as fictitious and ambiguous sub-themes of a fashion show.
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Elsa: Ohh, she looks “puurfect” in this animal print.
Izzy: You. Did. Not. Just. Say. That.
Elsa: Oh, “fur real” I did.
Izzy: I’m throwing-up.
Elsa: A fur ball, perhaps?
Izzy: If you’re going to do this stupid cat pun stuff all through the show, you will find out if close only counts in hand grenades.
Elsa: You’re so “Hiss-terical!”
Izzy: Oh, Geez. Well, for once, I am going to talk about the fashion, which by the way is pretty terrific and you are totally ruining it.
Elsa: Is that what it takes to get you to talk about fashion? Cat puns?
Izzy: Unfortunately, I think you have found something that might actually keep me focused.
Elsa: Good to know.. and this fashionable darling is also good to know. I love the fact that she repeated the print AND the colors from her top in her headband.
Izzy: I love the awesome sunglasses she is wearing too. The shape is so interesting and so retro, but with a modern twist.
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Izzy: Ohhh.. This dog has “cat-attitude!”
Elsa: Really? “Cat-attitude?”
Izzy: Wha? You are just mad that your cat puns were “in-fur-ior” to mine.
Elsa: No! I’m just mad that you are doing the very thing that you told me to stop doing.
Izzy: Maybe I told you to stop doing them because you’re no good at them. And mine, are just “paw-some.”
Elsa: You bitch.
Izzy: Wha?? Is this what it takes to get you to cuss?
Elsa: Apparently.
Izzy: Well worth my effort then.
Elsa: Who knew that repetitive cat puns could drive you to talking about fashion to me to cuss?
Izzy: This is pretty good fashion…
Elsa: It is. That bow print is everything.
Izzy: And I love the pop of color in the glasses. It’s “furry nice.”
Elsa:
Izzy: Too soon?
Elsa: I do love the green colored glasses. And I love that this fashionista was able to integrate a color that isn’t even in the bow in the overall look.
Izzy: That does take an expert level fashionista.
Elsa: And to top it off — white fur, contrasting black top and CHANEL!
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Izzy: Hey, I think the producers took away our cat prints…
PRODUCER: Yes. Had to take away the “inspirations” for your cat puns.
Izzy: WHY???
PRODUCER: Ratings. It’s all about the ratings… And your cat jokes….
Elsa: Can we fire him?
Izzy: Or would that be a “cat-astrophe”?
Producer:
Izzy: Anyway, this is pretty retro 70’s smooth.
Elsa: I love the bow tie. The colors, the texture… everything about it makes it oh, so special.
Izzy: I think he should change his name from Prince Louis to Prince Charming.
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Izzy: OOOOOHHH!! I’m on OVERLOAD!
Elsa: Everything you like in one photo…
Izzy: We’re back in business with the cat puns.
Elsa: I see that… Thank you to our lovely guests who have really out-done themselves with these looks. Who do you think Wore it Best?
Izzy: And chains… which could be used in a lot of creative ways.
Elsa: Did you hear me?
Izzy: AND BOOBS!
Elsa: Are you happy now.
Izzy: I mean, there aren’t any butts, but I can live with this.
Elsa: So, let me ask again, now that you are listening…… Who Wore it Best?
Izzy: Who whore it best? That’s you.
Elsa: You’ve used that joke before.
Izzy: I know, but it’s a good one.
Elsa: Sooo…
Izzy: BOTH!
Elsa: A tie?
Izzy: You really could tie someone up with that hair chain.
Elsa: Your mind… it’s a very scary place.
Izzy: I can’t even tell you how much I love these looks. Cardi looks hot, but I’m pretty sure that is a fake boob.
Elsa: Noooo… really?
Izzy: I’m an expert in all things sexual body parts.
Elsa: That I can believe.
Izzy: I am going to give a little extra to Mabel for doing such an amazing rendition of this outfit. And a little cred to Cardi-B for the original concept… and the winner is… MABEL!
Elsa: I will have to agree. Mabel is pretty awesome.
Izzy: It’s closing time… one last call for alcohol… so …
Elsa: Please don’t start singing… it would be “Cat-astrophic!”
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
