Izzy: Greetings all you M and M’s.
Elsa: Models and men?
Izzy: No, M and M’s.
Elsa: Mini-skirts and mid-drifts?
Izzy: No, M and M’s. You know, the candy.
Elsa: Oh. Well, that’s very… not creative.
Izzy: Dum dum.
Elsa: Well, you don’t have to insult me!!
Izzy: No, I mean, do you want a Dum Dum? As in the lollipop.
Izzy: I don’t have any. I was actually calling you a dum dum.
Elsa: Are you craving sugar?
Izzy: Not any more. I just ate three pounds of it.
Elsa: Your diet just astounds me.
Izzy: I’m not on a diet.
Elsa: That’s what astounds me. I wonder what your cholesterol looks like.
Izzy:Bacon. It looks like bacon.
Elsa: I wouldn’t doubt that.
Izzy: Which brings us to out first look. I love it almost as much I do bacon.
Elsa: My day has been made. I love a good “Who Wore It Best?”
Izzy: I love a good drag queen and drag dog!
Elsa: Well, if you are looking for that, you certainly have found it here.
Izzy: I’m always looking for that. @rupaulsdragrace is one of my all time favorite shows. Talk about fashion, gurl. That show is all about the fashion. And I love me some @ninawest.
Elsa: What a great outfit… or should I say, outfits. The crisp clean white with the bright red against it is so dramatic.
Izzy: That’s another reason to love @rupaulsdragrace! Drama!!!!
Elsa: There is a reason they call you the Drama Mama.
Izzy: Is that my nickname? I had no idea.
Elsa: I thought you knew. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
Izzy: Hurt my feelings??? I am in-love with it. It sure beats my old nick name, which we should not discuss. For legal reasons.
Elsa: Going to get business cards printed? Izzy the Frenchie, Drama Mama.
Izzy: Great idea. Mental note to get business cards.
Elsa: So, which is it? Who are you voting for? Personally, as much as I love @ninawest and do appreciate the pageantry of the polka dotted face, I’m giving my win to @miss.picklesthepug because she is wearing a more practical outfit that could be worn to almost any event.
Izzy: It’s a flat out tie for me. I love them both. Maybe even more than bacon.
Izzy: I said “maybe.”
Izzy: If you are looking for pageantry, hold onto your crown.
Elsa: Now that’s a look!
Izzy: That is drag queen quality pageantry if ever I have seen it!
Elsa: This is so expertly crafted and well thought out that I am tearing-up.
Izzy: You have to be an expert to create a masterpiece like this.
Elsa: In the hands of an amatuer this look could be all kinds of wrong. There is so much going on with the thick satin, feather and rhinestone beading. In the wrong hands, this could look cluttered and busy.
Izzy: Fabric like this can look heavy.
Elsa: Because it is heavy.
Izzy: Right. Well, visually it can look heavy if not sewn correctly.
Elsa: This is fabulously correct. I want this dress for my collection.
Izzy: Only in pink, right?
Elsa: OH!!! I may faint.
Izzy: That would sure make doing the show a lot more fun. And more peaceful.
Elsa: Yes, because I am the one who causes drama.
Izzy: At least you’re the one that yammers on about it.
Elsa: My “yammering” is for your own good. If It weren’t for me we’d be getting sued by half our viewers.
Izzy: Might I distract you with a pretty outfit?
Elsa: Oh, that is pretty.
Izzy: Part princess. Part badass.
Elsa: The juxtaposition of these two elements… the feminine pink bow and bling with the black leather is so striking.
Izzy: You just love it because it’s pink. I’m pretty sure you’d eat poop if it was pink.
Elsa: You’re so brash.
Izzy: Talk about being badass!
Elsa: Here is another example of contrasting traditionally feminine and masculine elements in the same outfit.
Izzy: The leather collar with the spikes is tough and strong looking.
Elsa: And the wings are feminine, but not too much. They are black which helps to tie the outfit together.
Izzy: I don’t know why she is wearing wings, but I like it enough not to question it.
Elsa: You just questioned it.
Izzy: I like it enough to not question it again.
Elsa: I love a touch of unexpected whimsy.
Izzy: You should write Hallmark cards.
Elsa: Thank you. I’m pretty sure that was a compliment.
Izzy: Animal prints are pretty badass too.
Elsa: A tip for our viewers…. be very careful when using animal prints though.
Izzy: Don’t kill our friends! Just because you like the way we look doesn’t give you the right to kill us for our skin.
Elsa; Eww… Well, but I was thinking more of just an artificial print, like this one. Visually, animal prints can be tricky. They can come off as trashy if not done correctly.
Izzy: So you are good with skinning your friends if you are jealous of their fur?
Elsa: How did you get that from my statement? Of course not!!
Izzy: Just checking… since we are all of a sudden so concerned about “law” and “lawyers” and “restraining orders.”
Elsa: I have a feeling we better talk after the show.
Izzy: Probably a good idea not to talk right now. For legal reasons.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!