Jude: Greetings all you Males and Females!
Izzy: Ummm… excuse me………
Jude: Can I help you with something?
Izzy: You can stop stepping on my lines, newbie!
Elsa: Oh, there you are, Jude. Sorry, Izzy, my little brother is a little rambunctious.
Izzy: Rambunctious wasn’t the word I was going to use….
Jude: I believe the word you were looking for was “handsome” or maybe, “creative,” right?
Izzy: Again, not the words I was looking for… Let’s start this show over again. Ummm..
Elsa: Go ahead.
Izzy: Crap! Jude threw me off of my game. Fine — Greetings all you Males and Females.
Jude: I knew you’d see it my way.
Elsa: I guess you already know my adorable, yet sometimes very annoying little brother, Jude.
Elsa: Well, that’s not very nice.
Izzy: Since when is it expected that I am nice?
Elsa: Good point. Jude is really amazing. You just have to get to know him.
Izzy: Isn’t this the same little brother who chewed-up your Chanel purse?
Elsa: Well, yes.
Jude: You know, Chanel doesn’t only LOOK great but it TASTES great too.
Izzy: As an Elsa expert, I would recommend that you shut-up, Jude.
Elsa: Good advice! I guess this might be a good time to introduce our viewers to Jude.
Izzy: He’s Jude.
Jude: Thank you? That introduction lacked some jazz. You really should be thankful that I’m here. I will give your show a little flavor.
Izzy: I don’t think the world can handle any more flavor — they’ve got me.
Jude: Okay.. Whatever. Hello, everyone.. I’m Jude. After long talks with my agent, these two knuckleheads finally agreed to my contract riders. They are well aware that I ONLY like peanut butter flavored treats in my dressing room. Furthermore, my dressing room must be kept at the comfortable temperature of 68 degrees. I will only drink bottled water because I just don’t do tap water. Oh, and I will only work two days per month. Hello…..
Izzy: Well, that was some introduction. I can tell this is going to be fun. That was sarcasm in case you missed it …
Elsa: You’ll get used to him.
Izzy: Is that contract we signed around anywhere? I’d kinda like to rip it up.
Elsa: Maybe now would be a good time to get a glimpse of our first look….
Izzy: What a looker, she is!!
Elsa: Look at those fur sleeves! She looks amazing!
Jude: Did she rob a bank?
Elsa: I’m sure she bought her wonderful outfit and her stunning necklace.
Jude: Or did she have too much mascara on and then cried?
Izzy: Maybe having Jude around isn’t going to be so bad after all…
Jude: I’m just asking…
Elsa: Lily looks fabulous! And it’s not just because of her eye-catching outfit. Her natural beauty and coloring is not only unique, but so stunning too.
Jude: And handy should she ever want to rob a bank.
Izzy: I kinda like you, kid.
Elsa: I can see that I am going to be outnumbered here….
Izzy: She does look badass though! Her coloring is amazing and it really makes her stand-out.. in a most amazing way!
Jude: Look at that long neck!!!!!
Elsa: Coming from the man who has no neck….
Jude: Ummmm…. look in the mirror, sistah!
Izzy: Stop it, you two. I can’t believe that I am now the voice of reason on this show. No one saw THAT coming….
Elsa: I just don’t want my brother to offend our guests.
Izzy: I do it all the time!!!
Elsa: That’s my point…. we don’t need two of you.
Izzy: I’ve always wanted two of me. I think that would be doubly awesome!!
Elsa: ANYWAY…. With this amazing neck, you could wear anything. Look at those layered necklaces! So elegant.
Izzy: I like the print too. It’s modern and chic.
Jude: And it looks delicious.
Elsa: You do remember that part of the contract that states that you can not eat our guests…?
Jude: Well, isn’t he uptight!
Elsa: He is gorgeous. I wonder if he likes blondes?
Izzy: He looks uptight enough for you, Elsa!!
Elsa: I think he’s absolutely stunning!
Izzy: He is!!!! He looks regal and sophisticated and a tiny bit uptight… which you love…
Elsa: That mix of print is so well executed. The hounds-tooth in the cap and plaid in the tie work so well together. I think they go together as well as he and I would go together….
Izzy: Has he agreed to this yet? I think not.
Elsa: But what I love even more is the example he is setting. Not just for the cat world, but he is setting a positive example for all animals. Chibita only has one eye, but that doesn’t stop him from being fabulous and well dressed.
Jude: Well, dressed you say?? Do I have a look for you!!
Elsa: Oh, wow.
Izzy: Ya. What you said. Oh, wow.
Jude: Told you this was going to be good!!!
Izzy: So, this is a “Who Wore it Best?” thing. But I don’t think either one can win.
Elsa: That’s a lot of color. That’s a lot of layering. That’s just a lot.
Jude: You HAVE to declare a winner!
Izzy: You’re new… you don’t get to make the rules.
Elsa: He is right though. We should at least figure out which one wore it less hideously.
Izzy: Fine.. I feel ganged-up on, but FINE.
Elsa: Let’s look at the canine Punky Brewster version first… I like that this is clearly a costume. That means that this will only be seen on Halloween.
Izzy: BUT.. or should I say “BUTT” her pants aren’t whole… so we can see A LOT of .. parts.
Elsa: Practical?? I think that’s because it is practical.
Izzy: On the other hand — Punky Brewster was a kid character and I doubt she was walking around like this in public.
Elsa: It’s kind of cute, actually. On a little girl and all. It’s colorful.
Izzy: I’ll get it for you.
Elsa: I said “on a little girl.”
Jude: I’ll pay for it.
Elsa: Now who is ganged-up on??? I think the win goes to the dog Punky because it is a costume and not a real outfit.
Izzy: I think the win goes to the original, because you have agreed to wear it!
Elsa: I haven’t and what does that have to do with anything.
Izzy: Again… where does it say that I must make sense? Certainly not in my contract.
Jude: I think I’m going to like it here.
Izzy: I think I am going to like having you. ONLY twice a month and when you don’t step on my lines.
Elsa: I think I am going to like having you too, Jude… but this is only twice a month, right???
Jude: Stay fabulous, bitches!!
Elsa: Wait.. we have to talk.