Izzy: Greetings all you mermaids and unicorns.
Elsa: A nice PG greeting. For once.
Izzy: What do you mean, for once? I don’t usually get crude or inappropriate until we have, at the very least, shown our first look.
Elsa: So you do have some structure to your madness and some standards. Albeit, loose structure and very low standards, but structure and standards none the less.
Izzy: I have very low standards. For example, I have you as a friend.
Elsa: Oh, ha. ha.
Izzy: Are we going to sit around and chit-chat all day about how naughty I am or can we get to our first guest?
Elsa: Are you that excited about the first look or are you that excited about NOT talking about how naughty you are?
Izzy: My vow to be clean during the introduction is getting to be too much for me. But yes, our first look happens to be fabulous.
Elsa: It’s time for “Who Wore it Best?”
Izzy: Daaammmmn! This is such an astounding look that it made me cuss.
Elsa: It is a breathtaking look! But I think the cussing has less to do with the look and more to do with that trashy mouth of yours.
Izzy: Fact! Dog’s mouth’s are cleaner than humans.
Elsa: I guess they didn’t research your trash hole in that study. And fabulous doesn’t even begin to describe this look.
Izzy: Ohhh… I want this outfit.
Elsa: For Pride Month?
Izzy: Sure! And for every other month. I love the colors. I love the combs. But I don’t exactly have the right hair to pull off this look.
Elsa: Does it occur to you to that this might be a wig?
Izzy: Oh, then sign me up!
Elsa: But this still begs the question… Who Wore It Best? This lovely canine or actress @lupitanyongo at the Met Gala?
Izzy: Can we call this a tie? I just can’t decide between these two AMAZING looks.
Elsa: I can’t either. The combs in the hair… in gold.. are everything.
Izzy: If they were anything but gold, this look just wouldn’t be as powerful.
Elsa: A lot of great and delicious decisions went into the building of this look .
Izzy: If I had this outfit, a lot of bad decisions are likely to follow.
Elsa: On that fine note, let’s move onto our second look
Izzy: Liquid gold never looked so chic!
Elsa: It is pretty chic, isn’t it? A 24 karat beauty, this one is!
Izzy: I like the contrasting metals. Gold on the bod and silver around the neck. It’s a cool and unexpected choice.
Elsa: Silver and gold have I none, but …
Izzy: You’re not kidding anyone… You have more silver and gold than the queen.
Elsa: It’s a saying…
izzy: I may trash talk, but I don’t lie like you do.
Elsa: I don’t lie. I think you’re very kind.
Izzy: Well, thank you.
Elsa: I guess I do lie once in awhile.
Izzy: Up yours.
Elsa: You’re so trashy. Back to the outfit?
Izzy: Oh, this reminds me of a joke… What kind of music did the gold nugget listen to?
Elsa: Solid Gold hits?
Izzy: Heavy metal!
Elsa: You’re so nice AND clever. Ooops another lie.
Izzy: I love you. See? I can lie too. But one thing that isn’t a lie is that this outfit is a solid gold hit in my book.
Izzy: Hubba, hubba! Look at that chest fur!
Elsa: This is actually a fashion show, not a strip club, in case you don’t remember.
Izzy: I’m looking AROUND the fashion at that manly chest.
Elsa: So, about the FASHION. I love this print.
Izzy: This HUNK is wearing the HULK.
Elsa: What a fun summer look. He looks cool… by both definitions of the word.
Izzy: He looks like a modern day Magnum PI.
Elsa; If Magnum PI were blonde, didn’t have a mustache, liked comic books and was, you know, a dog.
Izzy: There are similarities.
Elsa: I like the black bands on the sleeve trim and I like the black color. Brings some unity and definition to an otherwise complex fabric pattern.
Izzy: Let’s just have a moment of silence while we look at his chest fur…
Elsa: While you do that….
Elsa: From one extreme to another… from manly man to pink princess.
Izzy: One for me… one for you.
Elsa: I certainly do love this look. Pink and all.
Izzy: Plus, coffee!!
Elsa: And a pool. All about the love here. I do want to mention the skirt. Our gold look showed us one way to use this liquid metallic fabric. Here is another clever way…That reflection of the sun..oh, honey!
Izzy: This outfit will get you noticed at any pool!
Elsa: Is it terrible that I’m jealous of her @starbucks glass?
Izzy: Is it terrible that I am jealous that she matches her dress to her coffee cup?
Elsa: I guess we are just jealous of this amazing look. Getting back to your greeting… this lady is like a glowing, shiny mermaid.
Izzy: Perfect for this summer heat!!
Elsa: She does look HAWT!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!