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On-Holds and REP-RE-SENT-A-TIVES!

October 8, 2021

Izzy the Frenchie: REPRESENTATIVE!!
Elsa: Hello?
Izzy: REP. RE SENT. A. TIVE!!!!!!
Elsa: You do know that we are on the air…
Izzy: I’ve been on hold for 25 minutes… I’m not giving-up now.
Elsa: Wouldn’t want a nationally recognized, award-winning show to stand in the way of your personal phone calls.
Izzy: Wouldn’t want civility to get in the way of your bitchiness.
Elsa: Fine. You do your phone call and I’ll do the open… Hello all you Hot Dogs and Cool Cats!
Izzy: You’re so basic. That’s my line, anyway… Greetings all you On-Holds and REP-RE-SENT-A-TIVES!

 

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Elsa: Did I not say there were going to be cool cats? And here is one of them! A little French-inspired-Channel-wearing hotty.
Izzy: What do you mean, “Thank you for your patience” ????? I am not being patient…
Elsa: Well, while you’re still on hold, let me mention the lovely contrast of the black and white stripes.
Izzy: Representative….
Elsa: And nothing says French chic like a beret! What a fabulous look! Good job, Zappa.
Izzy: AND I got disconnected.
Elsa: Just in time to comment on this fabulous French look.
Izzy: It’s amazing. And dialing again…
Elsa: Okay, then… moving on…

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Elsa: From wearing Chanel to being named Chanel….
Izzy: Representative…
Elsa: Who are you calling anyway?
Izzy: Booze of the Month Club
Elsa: Oh, is that a thing?
Izzy: It’s THE thing. It’s THE thing that keeps me from hitting you upside that smug head of yours.
Elsa: Then … that does sound important…
Izzy: And I haven’t received my subscription box this month.
Elsa: In the meantime, can we discuss this fabulous look? THIS is what happens when Chanel meets Louis Vuitton.
Izzy: It’s magic! And since Chanel has a nice looking Louis Vuitton billfold there… I guess I know who the drinks are on tonight!
Elsa: I think it’s really special how the pattern of the accessory really sets the tone for the whole look. The pattern on the top and tie almost take a backseat to the power of the accessory.
Izzy: Just like how you take the backseat to me everytime we enter a room together… All eyes on me, baby!
Elsa: That’s just because you are usually dancing around with a lampshade on your head.
Izzy: A designer lampshade, don’t you mean?
Elsa: Go back to your phone call. I think I liked it better when I was doing the show by myself.
Izzy: I’m saving mankind from your BORING ways. AND still on hold.

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Elsa: I’m swooning over the Chanel inspired outfits today. This is another example of the classic look. High contrast. Black and White. Simple accessories and an amazing overall impact.
Izzy: Yes, I’d like to inquire as to why my booze isn’t currently in my system. I did not get my delivery today and I need it STAT!!
Elsa: And… the necklace shape. It’s subtle, but there is a correlation between the Chanel logo and the circular shape of the pendant. I love all the ways this look compliments other aspects of the outfit.
Izzy: What do you mean tomorrow? I had it scheduled for delivery today. Can’t you Uber it to me?
Elsa: Really?
Izzy: Shhhh… I’m on the phone.

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Izzy: This is crap!!
Elsa: It’s actually quite nice. I thought that at the very least, you’d be amused.
Izzy: AMUSED? Amused that I have to go through the rest of the show fully sober?
Elsa: The look… The Who Wore It Best? I thought that would at least snap you out of your ridiculous tirade.
Izzy: Tirade? Ridiculous? Nothing Tirade-ish or ridiculous here. I paid good money to be drunk while I have to deal with you on this show and that.. Well, that just didn’t happen. And I will not be distracted!! Oh, but you’re right… that is a great Who Wore it Best?
Elsa: Isn’t it though? I love the rich, deep color of the neck and the fierceness in their faces.
Izzy: Iggy for the win! Whiskers look better on her than the Black Swan. And let’s face it, Iggy’s long neck wears this look better too. Iggy all the way.
Elsa: I would have to agree with you. Though there is nothing wrong with the Black Swan’s perfect make-up and look, Iggy has a more serene elegance.
Producer: Izzy, this box came for you…
Izzy: From Booze of the Month??? It is!!!!
Elsa: Happy now?
Izzy: I thought I couldn’t handle you sober and I was right… I’m outta here.

Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!

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About Me

Izzy the Frenchie has become a well-known voice in canine fashion. She has been featured in Paper Magazines “Break the Internet Issue”, as well as Vanity Fair, Vogue, TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, The View, and more. Referred to as the pint sized Joan Rivers, she known for her fiesty opinions and sassy attitude. She divides her time between Washington, DC, New York City and the Hamptons.

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Elsa, The Frenchie Furbaby, was born in California and lives in Texas. She has become known for her fashion sense and style. Instagram friends describe her style as classy and sophisticated with a bit of flare and spunk! She loves styling unique looks and thinking out of the box when it comes to pet fashion. When she isn’t modeling the latest pet fashions she loves helping friends that reach out to her on Instagram for styling tips and looks.

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