Izzy the Frenchie: REPRESENTATIVE!!
Izzy: REP. RE SENT. A. TIVE!!!!!!
Elsa: You do know that we are on the air…
Izzy: I’ve been on hold for 25 minutes… I’m not giving-up now.
Elsa: Wouldn’t want a nationally recognized, award-winning show to stand in the way of your personal phone calls.
Izzy: Wouldn’t want civility to get in the way of your bitchiness.
Elsa: Fine. You do your phone call and I’ll do the open… Hello all you Hot Dogs and Cool Cats!
Izzy: You’re so basic. That’s my line, anyway… Greetings all you On-Holds and REP-RE-SENT-A-TIVES!
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Elsa: Did I not say there were going to be cool cats? And here is one of them! A little French-inspired-Channel-wearing hotty.
Izzy: What do you mean, “Thank you for your patience” ????? I am not being patient…
Elsa: Well, while you’re still on hold, let me mention the lovely contrast of the black and white stripes.
Elsa: And nothing says French chic like a beret! What a fabulous look! Good job, Zappa.
Izzy: AND I got disconnected.
Elsa: Just in time to comment on this fabulous French look.
Izzy: It’s amazing. And dialing again…
Elsa: Okay, then… moving on…
Elsa: From wearing Chanel to being named Chanel….
Elsa: Who are you calling anyway?
Izzy: Booze of the Month Club
Elsa: Oh, is that a thing?
Izzy: It’s THE thing. It’s THE thing that keeps me from hitting you upside that smug head of yours.
Elsa: Then … that does sound important…
Izzy: And I haven’t received my subscription box this month.
Elsa: In the meantime, can we discuss this fabulous look? THIS is what happens when Chanel meets Louis Vuitton.
Izzy: It’s magic! And since Chanel has a nice looking Louis Vuitton billfold there… I guess I know who the drinks are on tonight!
Elsa: I think it’s really special how the pattern of the accessory really sets the tone for the whole look. The pattern on the top and tie almost take a backseat to the power of the accessory.
Izzy: Just like how you take the backseat to me everytime we enter a room together… All eyes on me, baby!
Elsa: That’s just because you are usually dancing around with a lampshade on your head.
Izzy: A designer lampshade, don’t you mean?
Elsa: Go back to your phone call. I think I liked it better when I was doing the show by myself.
Izzy: I’m saving mankind from your BORING ways. AND still on hold.
Elsa: I’m swooning over the Chanel inspired outfits today. This is another example of the classic look. High contrast. Black and White. Simple accessories and an amazing overall impact.
Izzy: Yes, I’d like to inquire as to why my booze isn’t currently in my system. I did not get my delivery today and I need it STAT!!
Elsa: And… the necklace shape. It’s subtle, but there is a correlation between the Chanel logo and the circular shape of the pendant. I love all the ways this look compliments other aspects of the outfit.
Izzy: What do you mean tomorrow? I had it scheduled for delivery today. Can’t you Uber it to me?
Izzy: Shhhh… I’m on the phone.
Izzy: This is crap!!
Elsa: It’s actually quite nice. I thought that at the very least, you’d be amused.
Izzy: AMUSED? Amused that I have to go through the rest of the show fully sober?
Elsa: The look… The Who Wore It Best? I thought that would at least snap you out of your ridiculous tirade.
Izzy: Tirade? Ridiculous? Nothing Tirade-ish or ridiculous here. I paid good money to be drunk while I have to deal with you on this show and that.. Well, that just didn’t happen. And I will not be distracted!! Oh, but you’re right… that is a great Who Wore it Best?
Elsa: Isn’t it though? I love the rich, deep color of the neck and the fierceness in their faces.
Izzy: Iggy for the win! Whiskers look better on her than the Black Swan. And let’s face it, Iggy’s long neck wears this look better too. Iggy all the way.
Elsa: I would have to agree with you. Though there is nothing wrong with the Black Swan’s perfect make-up and look, Iggy has a more serene elegance.
Producer: Izzy, this box came for you…
Izzy: From Booze of the Month??? It is!!!!
Elsa: Happy now?
Izzy: I thought I couldn’t handle you sober and I was right… I’m outta here.
Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!