Izzy: Greetings all you, Pant and Pant.
Elsa: Pant and pant?
Izzy: Well, together they make pants. Plural. Or is it? Because it’s just one pair of pants. But it’s weird to say, “I am wearing nice pant today.” So it must be plural and singular. I’m kinda plural and singular.
Elsa: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Izzy: Well, I’m sorta single and sorta plural sometimes. It just depends.
Izzy: Cat got your tongue?
Elsa: Umm… no.
Izzy: Then why are you so inexplicably quiet?
Elsa: Big word. Well, I’m just amazed at how you are allowed to walk around. Free. And you haven’t been locked-up yet.
Izzy: Leashes are for chumps.
Elsa: Not exactly what I meant, but okay.
Izzy: And, on with the show….
Elsa: Oh. My. Goodness.
Izzy: I figured you’d like this one.
Elsa: What’s there not to love!!!!!
Izzy: Her eyes steal the look for me. It’s like she’s staring right into my very soul.
Elsa: That’s if you have one…
Izzy: Ha, freakin’, ha!
Elsa: There’s just too much to talk about here. I think I need to sit down.
Izzy: I thought you were sitting down. Are you really that short and fat?
Elsa: Yes, I’m really that short. But what does fat have to do with it?
Izzy: I don’t know. I just like calling you “fat.” It’s fun.
Elsa: Glad to amuse you.
Izzy: Should we talk about this outfit? Or are you too emotional?
Elsa: I am pretty emotional about this outfit, but I will push through.
Izzy: What’s your favorite part… beside the fact that it’s pink?
Elsa: The shade of pink is fabulous, yes, but so are the fur sleeves. I love that long, luscious white fur.
Izzy: I also love the shorter, brown fur trim. I don’t remember ever seeing fur mixed and matched quite like this before, but I love it.
Elsa: And the fact that the top is quilted adds detail and texture.
Izzy: AND the necklace… that’s the bomb!!!
Elsa: This is a head turner, for sure!!
Izzy: Hubba, hubba!
Elsa: Not only does he look handsome and stylish, but he looks kind. I can see kindness in his eyes.
Izzy: I can see a fine looking hunka man.
Elsa: He is handsome. I did say that.
Izzy: I love the striped shirt. It’s a classic!
Elsa: Here’s another example of how the attention to details really sets this outfit apart. The bow tie, the crisp creases in the cuffs and the tags. If any of those details were omitted, the outfit would look rather ordinary, but these details make it extraordinary.
Izzy: Men’s clothing traditionally offered a lot less in the way of accessories and details, but I’m glad that times have changed and now men have a lot of accessory options.
Elsa: That’s the most fashion-y and sane thing you’ve said in a long time.
Izzy: I have my moments.
Elsa: All these fabulous looks… it’s almost too much for me today.
Izzy: I’m sure it has more to do with your day drinking than the fashion.
Elsa: I think you are confusing me with you. You. You are the day drinker.
Izzy: Oh, ya. I knew it was one of us.
Elsa: Isn’t this the most precious thing you’ve seen?
Izzy: This is an updated take on a 1950’s poodle skirt. Too bad that Sammie and Maddie aren’t poodles because that would have been really funny.
Elsa: Well, they are unicorns. I love the colors here. Grey and pink are always a sophisticated pairing. The fabric looks rich and the hint of a crinoline is amazing.
Izzy: I love that they have committed to the unicorn thing.. the theme is even carried through in their hair bows. BUT it doesn’t look like a costume. So, WINNING!
Elsa: There are those details that we have been talking about.
Izzy: Well, then there’s this.
Elsa: It’s not terrible.
Izzy: Well, it’s a dress.
Elsa: Nope. It’s a workout outfit.
Izzy: Not according to the post.
Elsa: But according to my eyes it is a workout outfit.
Izzy: Well, I do like the neck… and before you say it.. .I know I have too short and fat of a neck to wear it.
Elsa: Thank you for saving me the time and effort.
Izzy: What do you mean “effort”? I thought being a bitch just came naturally to you.
Elsa: Anyway, I think what this look lacks is details. You saw how many details our previous outfits had incorporated and this one… well, it just lacks any pizzazz.
Izzy: You lack pizzazz.
Elsa: Your comebacks are just too clever for me… should we end the show?
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!